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Kyle Smith

@kylesmith46.bsky.social
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Stage actor, just trying to get by in life without losing my mind.

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Kyle Smith @kylesmith46.bsky.social · 12h
Yeah! Why didn’t you?! …What are we talking about?
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Kyle Smith @kylesmith46.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
Got an email with perhaps the most unfortunate typo I’ve ever seen. Yikes.
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Kyle Smith @kylesmith46.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
The right-wing political ads have crossed a line: THEY INTERRUPTED THE CHEERS THEME.
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Kyle Smith @kylesmith46.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Dear Twitter, This is nothing new, but you absolutely need to make "Happy Birthday" part of the trending title for certain celebrities. I do not need to be worrying about Julie Andrews right now. Sincerely, Everyone
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Kyle Smith @kylesmith46.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
“That’s it! I’ll ask…to join Smash!”
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Kyle Smith @kylesmith46.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Finally saw Resident Evil. Pretty damn good. Now to find time when I'm not in rehearsal or at work to see Primetime.
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Kyle Smith @kylesmith46.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Happy 40th Castlevania!!
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Kyle Smith @kylesmith46.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Nice gesture from Konami to release Castlevania for free on mobile…but you’re genuinely better off emulating it on Delta.
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Kyle Smith @kylesmith46.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Apropos of nothing remembered Captain Smollet’s eulogy for Mr. Arrow in Muppet Treasure Island and how Kermit reminisces about how Sam would wake them all up for a good flossing and lost my shit.
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Kyle Smith @kylesmith46.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Fire Emblem preorder still hasn't arrived. :/
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Kyle Smith @kylesmith46.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
25 years later and I’m still amazed that I had no idea what was going on until school was out. My grandma was supposed to be visiting us, and my mom was going to pick us up with her instead of us taking the bus home. Mom arrives, no grandma. She was stranded in St. Louis and my dad had to go get her
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Kyle Smith @kylesmith46.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Metroid and Kirby automatically propel this to a great Direct, but there wasn’t too much else for me.
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Kyle Smith @kylesmith46.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Direct predictions/cope: - that Metroid that the Brazilian government of all things leaked - Punch-Out!! (I can dream) - Kid Icarus (I SAID I CAN DREAM) - Next wave of GameCube NSO games that will take a year and a half to come out
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Kyle Smith @kylesmith46.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
Biggest gripe with Ocarina of Time remake is that it looks like they replaced the hookshot with the clawshot. Might be in the minority here, but I’ve always preferred the hookshot.
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Kyle Smith @kylesmith46.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
Poor little guy hit a window at my parents’ house. Thankfully alive but totally dazed. Been there at least 20 minutes.
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Kyle Smith @kylesmith46.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
A man’s ex breaks no contact and asks him for a favor.
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Steve Yurko @steveyurko.com · 26/08/2026
This video just showed up in my recommendations too. I don't think a year goes by I don't watch all of his bits from Freakazoid! for a needed chuckle. RIP youtu.be/1r_CmhWIHBI?...
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Freakazoid (1995) - all of Tim Curry's scenes
YouTube video by Gamesmaster Uploader
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Kyle Smith @kylesmith46.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
When I was about four years old (and I’m sure my parents took video of this), I made everyone at a family gathering listen to me sing “Shiver My Timbers” from Muppet Treasure Island. Tim Curry deserves no small amount of credit for me pursuing acting. Christ, what a terrible week.
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Kyle Smith @kylesmith46.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
Finally happened: accidentally hit update on the bird app. Bird is no more. :(
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Kyle Smith @kylesmith46.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
I don’t have a strong history with Green Lantern, and to be honest I half forgot that Lanterns was even a thing. But I enjoyed the pilot episode! I know it’s not what some people want/expect for that character, but it’s definitely way more interesting than that trash fire from 2011.
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Kyle Smith @kylesmith46.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
Guess I’m chilling in my walk in for a bit. Gotta love living in a third floor apartment.
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Kyle Smith @kylesmith46.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
The one thing I want from this Kingdom Hearts anime that I know won’t happen is for the Disney worlds to be animated in the style of the original films.
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Kyle Smith @kylesmith46.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
So grateful that the fuckers at AEP can quadruple my power bill for no goddamn reason at all. Meanwhile thousands in Ohio still don’t have power back after the storms. Such a great system.
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Kyle Smith @kylesmith46.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
I like the idea of someone trying to talk to Doctor Strange about astrology and he just goes “I’ve gotta stop you there. That one’s bullshit.”
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Kyle Smith @kylesmith46.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
Josh Ruben summing up…well, everything.
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Kyle Smith @kylesmith46.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
Not sure I love that the new Fire Emblem was presented with four co-protagonists, all of whom seem to have a lot going for them, only for Nintendo to then go "Nah, this is the REAL protagonist."
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Kyle Smith @kylesmith46.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
I’ve been back on Hinge for two weeks and I’m already exhausted.
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Kyle Smith @kylesmith46.bsky.social · 22/07/2026
I have to admit, more than once when Agamemnon was onscreen I thought to myself “Damn, that’s Bowser Jr.”
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Kyle Smith @kylesmith46.bsky.social · 22/07/2026
Finally saw The Odyssey. Was a few minutes late thanks to traffic (and overestimating how long they’d be playing trailers), and uh…yeah that explains why I didn’t fully get what Sinon’s deal was for most of the movie. Good to know it wasn’t that I wasn’t paying attention.
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Kyle Smith @kylesmith46.bsky.social · 20/07/2026
I’m being financially responsible by waiting until value Tuesday to see The Odyssey, but god damn do I feel like I’m missing out.
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Kyle Smith @kylesmith46.bsky.social · 06/07/2026
Mexican place my family is at just piped The Three Caballeros theme through the music player.
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Kyle Smith @kylesmith46.bsky.social · 04/07/2026
I love this country, and it is because I love it that I will never stop being grieved that it has never fully lived up to its ideals. And the last ten years in particular have been particularly bad, but we have a vision of how things could be that I’ll never stop fighting for.
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Comic Book Couples Counseling @cbccpodcast.bsky.social · 04/07/2026
Captain America #130 Written by Stan Lee Pencils by Gene Colan Inks by Dick Ayers Letters by Artie Simek #Happy4th
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Kyle Smith @kylesmith46.bsky.social · 04/07/2026
Me drunk off my ass trying to impress someone: “Yeah it was called God Rocks and it was a really blatant VeggieTales ripoff except they were all rocks instead of vegetables. Mickey Rooney guest starred in one.”
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Kyle Smith @kylesmith46.bsky.social · 02/07/2026
Just held my niece for the first time. ❤️
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Kyle Smith @kylesmith46.bsky.social · 01/07/2026
So PlayStation is not only digging its own grave, it’s nailing the coffin shut from the inside. It would be fascinating if it weren’t absolutely horrifying.
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Kyle Smith @kylesmith46.bsky.social · 27/06/2026
How to Lose a Giraffe in Ten Days
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Kyle Smith @kylesmith46.bsky.social · 23/06/2026
Every time I deal with my apartment’s office people I feel like I’m taking crazy pills. Just absolutely useless. Found out today they’d been holding a package for me for a month. So you can send me a million bullshit emails and texts from your “AI assistant” but not something actually important?
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Kyle Smith @kylesmith46.bsky.social · 23/06/2026
Enjoying how blue the retention pond at my work is. No reason in particular, just looks nice.
Retention pond at my work. The nice blue contrasts with the green of the grass. Would be a real shame if we emptied it, filled it with concrete and painted it blue.
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Kyle Smith @kylesmith46.bsky.social · 22/06/2026
Minor My Adventures with Superman spoilers!! 🚫🚫🚫🚫 The bait and switch where it looks like Bizarro is flying into action to take out Toyman only for it to be Henshaw is an underrated beat (understandable since Kara and Jimmy are the focus of the episode).
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Kyle Smith @kylesmith46.bsky.social · 18/06/2026
My niece has arrived and I am over the moon. ❤️
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Kyle Smith @kylesmith46.bsky.social · 18/06/2026
Going crazy trying to remember the name of that MOMA curator who became the Twitter main character for some truly wild stuff a few years ago, and trying to placate myself by telling myself that they deserve to be forgotten like this.
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Kyle Smith @kylesmith46.bsky.social · 10/06/2026
I forgot the DK Challenges were dropping last night (and let’s be fair, I’m deep into replaying Breath of the Wild so it may not have mattered), but I think that’s one of the more interesting things they announced yesterday.
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Dr. Ivo "Eggman" Robotnik @hatethathedgehog.bsky.social · 09/06/2026
didnt watch the direct i went outside and watched the sun rise and took in the beauty of our real world i felt the wind in my moustache and heard the birds chirping and then i put the birds in robots and made them throw rocks at knuckles
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Kyle Smith @kylesmith46.bsky.social · 09/06/2026
I’m fucking dying, Reyn looks like his mom made him comb his hair for school pictures.
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Kyle Smith @kylesmith46.bsky.social · 09/06/2026
The rewritten Star Fox dialogue continues to be godawful. Absolutely zero charm.
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Kyle Smith @kylesmith46.bsky.social · 09/06/2026
Everything in this Direct that interests me so far has been more details about stuff we already knew about, or updates to existing games.
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Kyle Smith @kylesmith46.bsky.social · 08/06/2026
I mean shit, I’ve tried everything else.
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Kyle Smith @kylesmith46.bsky.social · 27/05/2026
You find one ant crawling on you and suddenly every itch is suspect.
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Kyle Smith @kylesmith46.bsky.social · 27/05/2026
“Already get all three of your prescriptions with us? lol fuck you.”
Frustrating coupon from Giant Eagle I can’t use.
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