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@kylesleepins.bsky.social
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the dog is daphne. it's all about the u, even in minnesota. aging against the machine.

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kyle @kylesleepins.bsky.social · 1h
"a ball fell out of the umpires sack...his ball bag" lmao
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kyle @kylesleepins.bsky.social · 1h
love me a dirtbag squad. ballplayers should stress washing machines and moms. stains and reckless play makes baseball fun.
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kyle @kylesleepins.bsky.social · 3h
rays taking absolute hacks against schlittler. concerning if you're the yanks, fun for the rest of us
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kyle @kylesleepins.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
minnesota twins legend gary sanchez
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kyle @kylesleepins.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
watching the dolphins today was a good lesson on where they're at. keep the draft in mind, especially if it's 1 or 2. if it happens, it's smith and linemen and dbs every other pick. ride malik next year and get a qb in 28 draft. if 5 or worse, best player period.
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kyle @kylesleepins.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
damn
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kyle @kylesleepins.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
love me a fullback selling out on a block. one td in the game and it's by miami? there are some things here. small things. but there
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kyle @kylesleepins.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
threes might be enough? lmao, i could be doing so many other things
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kyle @kylesleepins.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
this game and announcing crew certainly deserve each other
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kyle @kylesleepins.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Malik 100 percent fumbled that. sigh
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kyle @kylesleepins.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
i imagine the ref was right but man that's probably one of maybe two chances the dolphins have today
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kyle @kylesleepins.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
miami dolphins defense get right game!
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kyle @kylesleepins.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
hell of a catch from chism (really, that's how we're gonna spell that? and the third?)
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kyle @kylesleepins.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
of course the first time i get to watch this ass dolphins team this year is against brian flores. malik is gonna have a bad time man. i will not because i know what this season is all about but yeesh
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kyle @kylesleepins.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
what a race from Lewis
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kyle @kylesleepins.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
not great but moving on. fun pick 6 to end it
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kyle @kylesleepins.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
herbstreit is such a dipshit. just talking points all game no matter if they mean anything anymore
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kyle @kylesleepins.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
gonna need all miami students to check in for possible ol or db roles. no, it doesn't matter if you know what that means. warm bodies needed
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kyle @kylesleepins.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
whew (i said incomplete immediately but that replay was so close)
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kyle @kylesleepins.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
a big one not from malachi is nice to see
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kyle @kylesleepins.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
kicker tackle to open. bad movie
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kyle @kylesleepins.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
my turn to get Mad At Football. and it's lil ol clempson week. gross
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kyle @kylesleepins.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
i have now been alive for a gopher home win over michigan. crazy
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kyle @kylesleepins.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
omg that fumbled snap by minnesota could've been the latest catastrophe vs michigan
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kyle @kylesleepins.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
terrible playcall from the gophers there. let your qb make a play
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kyle @kylesleepins.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
kamario, man, c'mon
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mapleboy (from youtube) @mplb0001.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
red wings in-house dj provided us with possibly the coolest start to a fight in known history last night
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kyle @kylesleepins.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
oh no, lmao tech
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kyle @kylesleepins.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
31-7 cats is a hell of a way to snap back to reality
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kyle @kylesleepins.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
gimme a chance here: schwambobbling
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kyle @kylesleepins.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
cursive is a very bad way to teach english to kids who do not read or write it particularly well. and my (not all-caps) print sucks. very funny when we all have to figure out wtf i just put on the board
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Jake_Vig @jakevig.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Right now, candy corn manufacturers are pulling out last year's stock to make sure that they are extra stale and ready for purchase. 
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kyle @kylesleepins.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
been there
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kyle @kylesleepins.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
love when insurance denies a claim. no you did not need to find out if you have skin cancer. and we sent this two days before results came back so we wanted you to know that we especially do not care. (i am good, test was negative)
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kyle @kylesleepins.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
read. it's good for you
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kyle @kylesleepins.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
dead shot, too. not even a glancing blow
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kyle @kylesleepins.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
going down stairs fucking sucks. need me a slide
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ArtButMakeItSports @artbutmakeitsports.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Man in a Blue Mantle, by John Singer Sargent, 1891, 📸 via @cjzero.bsky.social
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kyle @kylesleepins.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
klob and smith not surprising but still disappointing. only way umn competes is if this passes but a setback for labor in general is bad. maybe tell your donors to buy a qb instead
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kyle @kylesleepins.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
i think miami san diego mike should spend 2027 with ben. not oc, just hang out, put on some carbs and take over the vikings with a qb of choice in 28 (flores dependent)
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kyle @kylesleepins.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
sirianni is a dipshit
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kyle @kylesleepins.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
(not that late)
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kyle @kylesleepins.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
jj mccarthy wowed and wooed the twin cities to the point most of the fans agreed that the white guy had to go. and now he's gonna charm his way through nyc?
the new york football giants being extremely stupid about a quarterback. again. and, incredibly, this time it's jj mccarthy. who is ass.
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kyle @kylesleepins.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
keese canum is the same guy so i don't know if it works or not
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kyle @kylesleepins.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
a very silly game
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kyle @kylesleepins.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
that was insane and waddle is a perfect fit there
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kyle @kylesleepins.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
the knicks winning a championship has rewired my brain. like, i am gonna get excited about runs but i don't think anything else is gonna hit anymore. and i love that for me? weird spot.
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kyle @kylesleepins.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
doink!
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kyle @kylesleepins.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
rain? oh boy let's make this a slop feat
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