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Kyle Simonsen

@kylesimonsen.bsky.social
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Reader, Writer, Ostrich Rider. Cliche-ass English lecturer who smokes a pipe and reads books. Mostly here to talk hoops and movies.

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Kyle Simonsen @kylesimonsen.bsky.social · 05/01/2026
This was my fault. I wore Broncos gear, but no Nuggets or Avs stuff. I promise to do better in the future.
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Kyle Simonsen @kylesimonsen.bsky.social · 02/01/2026
Can't recommend this thing highly enough
The cover of World Light by Halldór Laxness, some small colorful houses by the fjord
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Nebraska Examiner @nebraskaexaminer.com · 02/01/2026
PUBLIC SAFETY: A rash of murder-suicides tore through Nebraska last year, leaving 25 people dead. Most of the victims were women and girls killed by their current or former boyfriends, fiancés or husbands. From Molly Ashford:
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Murder-suicides surge in Nebraska as funds for domestic violence services wane • Nebraska Examiner
Last year in Nebraska, most female homicide victims were killed in murder-suicides, and most of them were killed by partners or former partners.
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Kyle Simonsen @kylesimonsen.bsky.social · 08/11/2025
When the Nuggets play so well I come check Bluesky too
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Kyle Simonsen @kylesimonsen.bsky.social · 13/10/2025
Clippers-Nuggets 1st quarter was some beautiful hoops, especially for preseason.
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The Daily Show @thedailyshow.com · 30/09/2025
Excited to introduce Vibes from Meta. Eat your slop, piggies!
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Kyle Simonsen @kylesimonsen.bsky.social · 29/09/2025
Very high scorigami
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Kyle Simonsen @kylesimonsen.bsky.social · 29/09/2025
Let's goooooo
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Kyle Simonsen @kylesimonsen.bsky.social · 07/05/2025
Pacers vs Nuggets in the Finals is going to be wild
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Kyle Simonsen @kylesimonsen.bsky.social · 02/04/2025
I refuse to be held hostage emotionally by this Nuggets team with half its salary not even playing in the game.
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Kyle Simonsen @kylesimonsen.bsky.social · 27/03/2025
Phenomenal offense. Ole defense. Turned it up in the clutch.
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Kyle Simonsen @kylesimonsen.bsky.social · 27/03/2025
Christian Braun really hates losing
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Kyle Simonsen @kylesimonsen.bsky.social · 27/03/2025
Jokic was only ready to come back on the offensive side of the ball. Hate to say it, but it's true.
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Kyle Simonsen @kylesimonsen.bsky.social · 25/03/2025
😅😅😅😭😭😭
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Kyle Simonsen @kylesimonsen.bsky.social · 25/03/2025
MPJ -20 tonight 😬😬😬
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Kyle Simonsen @kylesimonsen.bsky.social · 25/03/2025
Worth it for the opportunity to revisit the thread though 😊
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Kyle Simonsen @kylesimonsen.bsky.social · 25/03/2025
Coby has been doing this to everyone, to be fair. But yeah.
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Kyle Simonsen @kylesimonsen.bsky.social · 25/03/2025
Feels like Zeke used to be a pretty good perimeter defender but he is getting cooked out there a bit
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Kyle Simonsen @kylesimonsen.bsky.social · 25/03/2025
PORTER QUARTER
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Kyle Simonsen @kylesimonsen.bsky.social · 15/03/2025
JAMAL MURRAY MADE A SHOT
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Kyle Simonsen @kylesimonsen.bsky.social · 13/03/2025
Nuggets' total lack of pride at home tonight was a depressing way to end a rough day in the middle of a rough week in the middle of a bad month.
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Kyle Simonsen @kylesimonsen.bsky.social · 13/03/2025
Jamal Murray has to stop letting the Wolves eat him up. Has got to drive and draw fouls. I know they play tough, physical D on him, but he used to respond to that. Can't wilt like this.
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Kyle Simonsen @kylesimonsen.bsky.social · 13/03/2025
Sorry to Dave Pasch, who is innocent, but very glad this game is on Altitude so I can listen to Katy and Marlowe instead of Richard Jefferson
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Kyle Simonsen @kylesimonsen.bsky.social · 06/03/2025
Ball Arena sounded loud and rowdy tonight on the Altitude broadcast. Great work by a great crowd.
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Kyle Simonsen @kylesimonsen.bsky.social · 06/03/2025
I'm sticking with the game, but you've made an excellent life choice
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Kyle Simonsen @kylesimonsen.bsky.social · 06/03/2025
Haven't been posting about the Nuggets much because the discourse is even worse than the team.
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Kyle Simonsen @kylesimonsen.bsky.social · 02/03/2025
Very rough stretch from DJ. Can't wait to get Holmes back next year.
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Kyle Simonsen @kylesimonsen.bsky.social · 02/03/2025
💯💯💯💯💯
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Kyle Simonsen @kylesimonsen.bsky.social · 02/03/2025
I made a bloody mary 😅
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Kyle Simonsen @kylesimonsen.bsky.social · 24/02/2025
Hoping Pacers are a bit tired on the B2B and we can play better defense tonight!
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Kyle Simonsen @kylesimonsen.bsky.social · 13/02/2025
It's a reference to a Sammy Hagar song, a mainstay on classic rock radio, which I think is exactly Hastings' vibe
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Kyle Simonsen @kylesimonsen.bsky.social · 13/02/2025
The grifts aren't even clever any more. Smoothbrains just falling for the most obvious shit. Instead of treating cancer with your money, they're going to buy dumb, ugly Hot Wheels.
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Kyle Simonsen @kylesimonsen.bsky.social · 12/02/2025
New microplastics side effect unlocked?
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Rosemary Sekora @rasekora.bsky.social · 12/02/2025
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Kyle Simonsen @kylesimonsen.bsky.social · 11/02/2025
It's so silly that in a world of complex drug compounds and a billion dollar therapy industry the surest way to combat my depression and anxiety is just lifting heavy shit.
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BlindManBaldwin @blindmanbaldwin.bsky.social · 11/02/2025
talk to your kids about christian braun 2025 most improved player
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Kyle Simonsen @kylesimonsen.bsky.social · 11/02/2025
Can't believe this is my life
Aaron Gordon stunned
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Kyle Simonsen @kylesimonsen.bsky.social · 11/02/2025
Christian Braun really delivering tonight
Christian Braun serving Cane's, but the Cane's drink order just says BITCH
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Kyle Simonsen @kylesimonsen.bsky.social · 11/02/2025
Ben Taylor shouldn't even call his mother
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Kyle Simonsen @kylesimonsen.bsky.social · 11/02/2025
Imagine tossing someone for that. Didn't even really get heated.
Jamal looking skeptical
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Kyle Simonsen @kylesimonsen.bsky.social · 11/02/2025
Strawther starting to find his shot again... 👀👀
Just Strawther tweeting "nice"
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Kyle Simonsen @kylesimonsen.bsky.social · 11/02/2025
Yessir!
Terrell Davis Mile High Salute
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Kyle Simonsen @kylesimonsen.bsky.social · 11/02/2025
Showed this Prince show to my son tonight and we ended up watching live Prince clips for an hour and it was wonderful.
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Kyle Simonsen @kylesimonsen.bsky.social · 09/02/2025
youtu.be/p-oW0j6jah0?...
youtu.be
Walmart
YouTube video by Jesse Welles
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Kyle Simonsen @kylesimonsen.bsky.social · 07/02/2025
I think most folks know the lead single, but the rest of the album really is phenomenal.
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Kyle Simonsen @kylesimonsen.bsky.social · 07/02/2025
Love when they play my song
Nuggets skittles parody reading "hold the munder, taste the munder"
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Kyle Simonsen @kylesimonsen.bsky.social · 07/02/2025
Can't get your review or the emails on this post to load 😕
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Kyle Simonsen @kylesimonsen.bsky.social · 07/02/2025
Aw shit here we go again
Porter quarter with mpj getting all Raiden with the lightning and shit
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Kyle Simonsen @kylesimonsen.bsky.social · 06/02/2025
The yeah mikest game of all time
MPJ telling MPJ "yeah, Mike!"
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Kyle Simonsen @kylesimonsen.bsky.social · 02/02/2025
Never a doubt
Bobby Hill meditating in a Jamal Murray jersey
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