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Kyle Simonsen

@kylesimonsen.bsky.social
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Reader, Writer, Ostrich Rider. Cliche-ass English lecturer who smokes a pipe and reads books. Mostly here to talk hoops and movies.

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Nebraska Examiner @nebraskaexaminer.com · 02/01/2026
PUBLIC SAFETY: A rash of murder-suicides tore through Nebraska last year, leaving 25 people dead. Most of the victims were women and girls killed by their current or former boyfriends, fiancés or husbands. From Molly Ashford:
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Murder-suicides surge in Nebraska as funds for domestic violence services wane • Nebraska Examiner
Last year in Nebraska, most female homicide victims were killed in murder-suicides, and most of them were killed by partners or former partners.
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Kyle Simonsen @kylesimonsen.bsky.social · 08/11/2025
When the Nuggets play so well I come check Bluesky too
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Kyle Simonsen @kylesimonsen.bsky.social · 13/10/2025
Clippers-Nuggets 1st quarter was some beautiful hoops, especially for preseason.
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The Daily Show @thedailyshow.com · 30/09/2025
Excited to introduce Vibes from Meta. Eat your slop, piggies!
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Kyle Simonsen @kylesimonsen.bsky.social · 29/09/2025
Let's goooooo
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Kyle Simonsen @kylesimonsen.bsky.social · 07/05/2025
Pacers vs Nuggets in the Finals is going to be wild
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Kyle Simonsen @kylesimonsen.bsky.social · 02/04/2025
I refuse to be held hostage emotionally by this Nuggets team with half its salary not even playing in the game.
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Kyle Simonsen @kylesimonsen.bsky.social · 27/03/2025
Christian Braun really hates losing
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Kyle Simonsen @kylesimonsen.bsky.social · 27/03/2025
Jokic was only ready to come back on the offensive side of the ball. Hate to say it, but it's true.
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Kyle Simonsen @kylesimonsen.bsky.social · 25/03/2025
MPJ -20 tonight 😬😬😬
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Kyle Simonsen @kylesimonsen.bsky.social · 25/03/2025
Feels like Zeke used to be a pretty good perimeter defender but he is getting cooked out there a bit
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Kyle Simonsen @kylesimonsen.bsky.social · 25/03/2025
PORTER QUARTER
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Kyle Simonsen @kylesimonsen.bsky.social · 15/03/2025
JAMAL MURRAY MADE A SHOT
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Kyle Simonsen @kylesimonsen.bsky.social · 13/03/2025
Nuggets' total lack of pride at home tonight was a depressing way to end a rough day in the middle of a rough week in the middle of a bad month.
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Kyle Simonsen @kylesimonsen.bsky.social · 13/03/2025
Jamal Murray has to stop letting the Wolves eat him up. Has got to drive and draw fouls. I know they play tough, physical D on him, but he used to respond to that. Can't wilt like this.
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Kyle Simonsen @kylesimonsen.bsky.social · 13/03/2025
Sorry to Dave Pasch, who is innocent, but very glad this game is on Altitude so I can listen to Katy and Marlowe instead of Richard Jefferson
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Kyle Simonsen @kylesimonsen.bsky.social · 06/03/2025
Ball Arena sounded loud and rowdy tonight on the Altitude broadcast. Great work by a great crowd.
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Kyle Simonsen @kylesimonsen.bsky.social · 06/03/2025
Haven't been posting about the Nuggets much because the discourse is even worse than the team.
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Kyle Simonsen @kylesimonsen.bsky.social · 02/03/2025
Very rough stretch from DJ. Can't wait to get Holmes back next year.
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Kyle Simonsen @kylesimonsen.bsky.social · 13/02/2025
The grifts aren't even clever any more. Smoothbrains just falling for the most obvious shit. Instead of treating cancer with your money, they're going to buy dumb, ugly Hot Wheels.
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Rosemary Sekora @rasekora.bsky.social · 12/02/2025
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BlindManBaldwin @blindmanbaldwin.bsky.social · 11/02/2025
talk to your kids about christian braun 2025 most improved player
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Kyle Simonsen @kylesimonsen.bsky.social · 11/02/2025
Christian Braun really delivering tonight
Christian Braun serving Cane's, but the Cane's drink order just says BITCH
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Kyle Simonsen @kylesimonsen.bsky.social · 11/02/2025
Ben Taylor shouldn't even call his mother
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Kyle Simonsen @kylesimonsen.bsky.social · 11/02/2025
Imagine tossing someone for that. Didn't even really get heated.
Jamal looking skeptical
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Kyle Simonsen @kylesimonsen.bsky.social · 11/02/2025
Strawther starting to find his shot again... 👀👀
Just Strawther tweeting "nice"
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Kyle Simonsen @kylesimonsen.bsky.social · 07/02/2025
Love when they play my song
Nuggets skittles parody reading "hold the munder, taste the munder"
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Kyle Simonsen @kylesimonsen.bsky.social · 07/02/2025
Aw shit here we go again
Porter quarter with mpj getting all Raiden with the lightning and shit
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Kyle Simonsen @kylesimonsen.bsky.social · 06/02/2025
The yeah mikest game of all time
MPJ telling MPJ "yeah, Mike!"
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Kyle Simonsen @kylesimonsen.bsky.social · 02/02/2025
Never a doubt
Bobby Hill meditating in a Jamal Murray jersey
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Kyle Simonsen @kylesimonsen.bsky.social · 28/01/2025
Cox Peeds Here
Text wrapping unfortunately around a builds to read "peeds here" in a Cox Comms ad
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Kyle Simonsen @kylesimonsen.bsky.social · 23/01/2025
This framing of the Oscar announcements in the NYT this morning seems ridiculous and designed to generate controversy, given that many have critiqued Emilia Pérez for its depiction of trans folks and called The Brutalist outright Zionist.
The Academy of Motion Picture Arts and Sciences showered little-seen movies rooted in progressive politics with nominations for the 97th Oscars on Thursday.

“Emilia Pérez,” a musical exploration of trans identity, and “The Brutalist,” a three-and-a-half-hour study of immigrant trauma and antisemitism, emerged as films to beat by securing nominations in most of the major categories, including best picture and best director. “Emilia Pérez,” a Netflix entry, received 13 nominations in total, the most of any film.
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Kyle Simonsen @kylesimonsen.bsky.social · 22/01/2025
The only time I will ever endorse taking a picture during a film
The intermission photo during The Brutalist
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Kyle Simonsen @kylesimonsen.bsky.social · 20/01/2025
CAN'T BELIEVE THEY GAVE UP THE MUNDER RIGHT AT THE END.
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Roxane Gay @roxanegay.bsky.social · 19/01/2025
At this point I think the Democrats have a masochism/humiliation kink going on. So much bad political strategy! All the time! About matters small and great! They keep thinking if they play by the rules they will persevere whilst Republicans dgaf about rules and do what they want.
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Kyle Simonsen @kylesimonsen.bsky.social · 19/01/2025
This is a terrible thing to wake up to.
The weather app on my phone shows the temperature as five below zero and the windchill as twenty below zero.
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James Hell Brooks @kleinman.bsky.social · 16/01/2025
David Lynch showed that you could be an auteur without being a creep or a prick.
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Kyle Simonsen @kylesimonsen.bsky.social · 15/01/2025
I've been critical of how Jamal has handled media, but he just nailed the post-game interview on TNT. Great night for him.
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walt denver @waltdenver.bsky.social · 15/01/2025
MUNDERRRRRRRR
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a woman is covering her face with her hands while screaming in a crowd of people .
ALT: a woman is covering her face with her hands while screaming in a crowd of people .
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Kyle Simonsen @kylesimonsen.bsky.social · 15/01/2025
Speaks for itself
Jamal Murray and Peyton Watson furious at a garbage call.
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Kyle Simonsen @kylesimonsen.bsky.social · 15/01/2025
EVEN THE TNT BROADCAST SAYING MURRAY FLURRY
Murray with tears in his eyes.
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Kyle Simonsen @kylesimonsen.bsky.social · 08/01/2025
Nuggets played a hell of a game tonight given that they were missing their two best players and they got absolutely nothing from all three of the backup centers they played
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Kyle Simonsen @kylesimonsen.bsky.social · 08/01/2025
MPJ has low-key yammed on a lot of dudes lately
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Kyle Simonsen @kylesimonsen.bsky.social · 08/01/2025
Good to see Strawther making the most of his time on the court
Dexter's Lab meme with Dexter saying "Strawth on these Hoes" instead of "stunt."
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Kyle Simonsen @kylesimonsen.bsky.social · 06/01/2025
Love the "Behind the Music" trivia bubbles they've decided to do at the Globes tonight
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Kyle Simonsen @kylesimonsen.bsky.social · 05/01/2025
Me when I see the delivery fees, service charges, etc.
Michael Porter Jr. prostrate beneath a promo for Ticketmaster
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Kyle Simonsen @kylesimonsen.bsky.social · 02/01/2025
Using this playlist to terrify my children until they are actually relieved to go back to school
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Kyle Simonsen @kylesimonsen.bsky.social · 28/12/2024
Can't stop laughing at this bad translation on the box of knock-off Lego my daughter got for Christmas.
Box text reads: Phoenix Fawkes, in Harry Potter, a pet of President Hogwarts Abulus Dumbeldore. It's has extraordinary magic ability, and it can be reborn (undead bird) after death, and its tears can cure injuries
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Kyle Simonsen @kylesimonsen.bsky.social · 26/12/2024
Netflix had a phenomenal broadcast of the games today. Dress rehearsal for a Super Bowl for sure. Broadcast looked great and the whole package was stellar.
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Kyle Simonsen @kylesimonsen.bsky.social · 25/12/2024
Taking my cue from the big fella. Merry Xmas y'all.
Watching hoops on the couch with my daughter in my Nuggets Christmas sweater and her with her new Slytherin squishmallow
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