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kylerdent.bsky.social @kylerdent.bsky.social · 9h
I used to hate using phones because I hated talking to people. Now I hate using phones because I hate talking to AI.
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Dave Dustin @dustin.nz · 07/10/2026
"YOU’RE LISTENING TO SISYPHUS FM, THE HOME OF NON-STOP ROCK"
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kylerdent.bsky.social @kylerdent.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
After this Ben Affleck nonsense, I hope Magicians and Illusionists will be joining the anit-AI ranks. What a dismissive and rude comparison that idiot made. Members of the Magic Circle work very hard to hone their craft. How dare he think it is anything like his sloppy media-making.
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kylerdent.bsky.social @kylerdent.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
My mouth would enjoy them. My bowels not so much. Hooray, ageing!
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Large Marge (she/her) @margdoosamm.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
🔥🔥🔥
Don’t get too drunk.  
Don’t drink from an open cup.  
Don’t show too much skin.  
Don’t make them think  
you’re asking for it.

Carry pepper spray.  
Don’t take the shortcut.  
Don’t walk alone.

Text when you leave.  
Text when you get there.  
Text when you get home.

And if something happens:  
*What were you wearing?*  
*How much did you drink?*  
*Why were you alone?*

He’s a good kid.  
He made a mistake.  
He has his whole life ahead of him.

One more chance.

And somehow  
her whole life  
was spent trying to  
prevent it,

while his  
was too important  
to be changed by it.

--Kaylin Weir
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kylerdent.bsky.social @kylerdent.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
I remember once I forgot wet food so I scraped the coating off a fish finger/stick, cooked it, checked for bones and gave it to her. She was in HEAVEN and screamed at me every time I had them after that.
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kylerdent.bsky.social @kylerdent.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
I found my cat's whisker in my nail kit. It's still there 💜
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kylerdent.bsky.social @kylerdent.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Can we add another category to DoesTheDogDie.com called "Is this ad GenAI?" for those of us who can't tell easily. I'd like to avoid those companies but I don't want to accuse them falsely. At the moment I'm just assuming every ad that's tinted orange is fake.
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C:\Users\Kim @kimgohlich.bsky.social · 09/03/2026
the thing about "separating the art from the artist" is that it comes from academic circles where they were trying to separate an artist's views from an interpretation of their work as an intellectual exercise, not as a way to give people moral carte blanche to support shitty people
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ΜΑΝΟΣ ΤΡΑΧΙΑΣ™ @trahias.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
Barry Oretsky (Canadian, born 1946) The Wish, 2005 Acrylic on canvas 40 3/5 × 26 4/5 in (103 × 68 cm) Private collection #art #painting #artist #BlueSkyArt
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Patrick Ness @patricknessbooks.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
Reminder, she can write all the paragraphs she wants, but she’s not a doctor, not a psychiatrist, not a psychologist, not a scientist, has no experience with gender dysphoria or indeed queerness. She’s a billionaire with an opinion and clearly a studio pressuring her to “moderate”. Thank u, next.
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Jason Song Quinn (Comms Open) @hulkhoquinn.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
Think about Miss Piggy. She lost a best friend and now an ex-lover in matter of 24 hours.
Miss Piggy and Dolly Parton in fancy dresses posing together photo of Tim Curry surrounded by muppets, smiling for a photo. A quote from curry is added “it didn’t go very well. It didn’t survive the shoot. She felt I wasn’t being faithful to her” it’s him discussing his ill fated affair with miss piggy
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kylerdent.bsky.social @kylerdent.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
My friends and I like to de-escalate arguments by suddenly saying, "PAINT MY CHICKEN COOP!"
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Robert Komaniecki @komaniecki.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
How do I explain to small business owners that the menu on the left is one billion times more appealing than the one on the right
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kylerdent.bsky.social @kylerdent.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
"Jangling keys" at audiences is not a new phenomenon, don't let anyone tell you it's a Gen Z/Alpha thing. Some of the most beloved film moments like Somewhere Over the Rainbow and Part of Your World were nearly cut because studios were afraid of people tuning out.
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kylerdent.bsky.social @kylerdent.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
Facebook post that says: I feel like a lot of artists get hung up on accuracy and references and my dude, drunk medieval monks just fucking guessed what horses and cats looked like and they weren't judged for that nightmare-inducing shit for hundreds of years. Be a drunk medieval monk. Scare people with your baseless assumptions about anatomy.
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kylerdent.bsky.social @kylerdent.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
I don't trust anyone who doesn't have at least twenty of exactly the same photo of their cat 😂
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kylerdent.bsky.social @kylerdent.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
Can we stop pretending that Labour and Conservatives are different parties and consider calling them a portmanteau of Labour X Conservatives. Laxatives, if you will.
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James K Gunn @jameskgunn.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
Hey guys, YesterWorld is in trouble. Apparently Google fucked him over and accidentally turned off monetization on all the videos he’s ever made, and won’t let him log back into his account. He makes awesome videos. Tell @googlesupportp.bsky.social and @youtubesupport.bsky.social to fix this shit.
youtu.be
Hey Everyone… I need your help.
YouTube video by Yesterworld Entertainment
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Mikepole @michaeldrummey.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
I stole this from threads but its too real.
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kylerdent.bsky.social @kylerdent.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
Also don't believe product descriptions that they're metal - so many of them have metal outside and then plastic inside. It's the inside bit that gets the most gross! If you can get to a physical version and inspect it for yourself, please do so.
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kylerdent.bsky.social @kylerdent.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
They'll make a move only when the wildfires reach their golf courses.
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kylerdent.bsky.social @kylerdent.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
Does the removal of a subscription trap include the TV licence? Doubtful.
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kylerdent.bsky.social @kylerdent.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
Poop chart alternative names
Cornflake | Burnt Cornflake | Very Burnt Cornflake
Vegan Sausage | Hot Dog | Blood Pudding
Caramel Ice Cream | Chocolate Ice Cream | Charcoal Ice Cream
Butterscotch Sauce | Maple Syrup | Worcestershire Sauce
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kylerdent.bsky.social @kylerdent.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
None of these people have actually read Peter Pan, have they? Fairly certain they'd agree with a lot of the boy's politics and activities. (I know they're not saying Polanski is literally Pan, but it's still amusingly ironic)
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kylerdent.bsky.social @kylerdent.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
You can tell that every "women only race needs our male protagonists to help them repopulate" storyline is written by men, because there's no way that it would happen how it's always written. You'd be hooked up to a milking machine until you were empty, rested, and then hooked back up.
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kylerdent.bsky.social @kylerdent.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
Held comfortably, relaxed posture, kitty knows it's in good hands.
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kylerdent.bsky.social @kylerdent.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
Woman: My name is Truly Goodride. Mathew: SYMBOLISM!!!!112
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kylerdent.bsky.social @kylerdent.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
Telling on himself 😂 The closest I've got to using AI to help me is spell checkers and predictive text. I'm still writing using my brain, but it refuses to learn how many C's and L's are in broccoli so I need prompting.
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kylerdent.bsky.social @kylerdent.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
Granville Theatre is having performances by Queenz: Battle of the Divas, and Jim Davidson. I imagine not on the same night.
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kylerdent.bsky.social @kylerdent.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
I think more people could be persuaded to read classics if they were explained in modern context. For example, Gulliver's Travels is an eighteenth century English man's struggle with culture clashes, only to eventually discover that he is actually a Brony.
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kylerdent.bsky.social @kylerdent.bsky.social · 01/08/2026
I recall the Bonsai Kitten meme in the noughties. It was supposed to trick and shock, but I think there were probably a lot of people who were disappointed it wasn't real.
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𝓦𝓲𝓵𝓵 @wor-will.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
Airplane (1980) #FilmSky #MovieSky #Movies
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kylerdent.bsky.social @kylerdent.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
Bitches using AI summaries instead of actually reading anything about a subject were raised consuming NC reviews instead of engaging with media and forming an opinion of their own.
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kylerdent.bsky.social @kylerdent.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
If they make an episode of Bob's Burgers where the son gets injured or something, they need to call it "Pain de Gene". There you go guys, you can have that for free. #BobsBurgers
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kylerdent.bsky.social @kylerdent.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
Carry On films are basically the British cross between Police Academy and Happy Madison. It's just an excuse for a bunch of mates to hang out on holiday and make jokes that are mostly only funny to them, and filming it.
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ΜΑΝΟΣ ΤΡΑΧΙΑΣ™ @trahias.bsky.social · 25/07/2026
Jason de Graaf (Canadian, born 1971) A Wave of Refreshment, 2009 Acrylic on canvas 24 x 30 inches Private collection #art #painting #artist #BlueSkyArt
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kylerdent.bsky.social @kylerdent.bsky.social · 23/07/2026
We also need to stamp out benefits prejudice. The housing benefit I thankfully get means I can afford to rent many places locally, but estate agents keep making up reasons to not rent to me. And those reasons only turn up once I admit to paying through benefits.
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kylerdent.bsky.social @kylerdent.bsky.social · 22/07/2026
Dude knows there's going to be RPF about that comment 😂 "sandwich"indeed...
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kylerdent.bsky.social @kylerdent.bsky.social · 22/07/2026
If there isn't a B-plot where one of the triplets is dating one of the dronkeys, I'm going to be immensely disappointed. #Shrek5
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Final Friztination @frizfrizzle.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
Meta are sending Fucko the Knife Robot to stab you in the knee. To disable go to Accounts> Settings> Robots> Knife Robots> Fucko> Opt Out
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daryl "rupert pumpkin" b 🏳️‍⚧️ @hypercubexl.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
wrong octogenarian from home alone 2 died
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ΜΑΝΟΣ ΤΡΑΧΙΑΣ™ @trahias.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
Mark Oliver (British, b.1963) "Look! No Hands!" 2026 Charcoal and pastel on paper 30 x 40 cm #art #painting #artist #BlueSkyArt
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kylerdent.bsky.social @kylerdent.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
Petition to rename "flesh" colour to "uncooked chicken breasts". That way it solves both the racism and the inaccuracy. Because let me tell you I am the most stereotypical wind-puckered rain-battered shade of pale, and it looks nothing like me. Looks a lot like chicken breasts though.
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kylerdent.bsky.social @kylerdent.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
I remember an assembly we had about the importance of our uniforms (because there had been complaints about skirts in cold weather and a petition to allow trousers for girls) and the teacher giving the speech actually said, "besides, the girls look much nicer in their skirts".
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kylerdent.bsky.social @kylerdent.bsky.social · 11/07/2026
Remember when Final Fantasy tried to make a CGI actor and we all laughed and said that's fucking stupid. I miss those days. #TillyNorwood #FuckGenAI
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kylerdent.bsky.social @kylerdent.bsky.social · 09/07/2026
I hope all the people who see how lifeless and inexpressive the latest "live action" animals and monsters are, apologise PROFUSELY to the creators and puppeteers of Hoggle from Labyrinth for decades of slander. I'll never understand people saying he has no visible emotions.
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kylerdent.bsky.social @kylerdent.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
I do like ebooks for convenience and accessibility etc, but it's FUCKING IMPOSSIBLE to read notes. Click on the superscript number. Go ahead. Won't work. Have to manually scroll to the back. Return by clicking the number? Nope. Thinks you're turning the page. Hope you remembered where you were.
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kylerdent.bsky.social @kylerdent.bsky.social · 05/07/2026
The irony is that the average parent taking their kids to see it will have said the C-word at least ten times due to traffic, petrol and ticket prices, and the cinema aircon being broken.
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kylerdent.bsky.social @kylerdent.bsky.social · 04/07/2026
Can't help but notice that as soon as Pride Month was over, ITV put the Harry Potter series up on its app for streaming. Rainbows out, bigots back in, hm?
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