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Kyle Macquarrie

@kylemacquarrie.co.uk
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Kyle Macquarrie @kylemacquarrie.co.uk · 31/01/2025
Masayoshi's just this guy, you know
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Kyle Macquarrie @kylemacquarrie.co.uk · 10/01/2025
Love to get personalised recommendations
A screenshot from a Vinted listing for a black t-shirt with "I'll gargle your piss like it's Listerine" printed on the front
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Kyle Macquarrie @kylemacquarrie.co.uk · 15/11/2024
Dude, I just wanted to check some array syntax #askingForAFriend
A screenshot of the Stack Exchange "Popular questions" sidebar where someone has asked "What are the best weapons/methods for maiming a rapidly-healing humanoid target?" in the World Building site.
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Kyle Macquarrie @kylemacquarrie.co.uk · 15/11/2024
Shout out to whoever at Gumtree is testing their email templates in production...
A marketing email from Gumtree with the heading "Still interested in Product Name?" followed by some gibberish text where the email template is unsuccessfully trying to insert a link
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Kyle Macquarrie @kylemacquarrie.co.uk · 20/10/2024
The whole lot
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Kyle Macquarrie @kylemacquarrie.co.uk · 20/10/2024
Finished up my kommandos kill team for #orktober
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Kyle Macquarrie @kylemacquarrie.co.uk · 17/10/2024
Go on then, play the blues
A pair of Epic-scale Cerastus lancer knights of House Krast in blue with yellow and white heraldryA Terminator librarian of the Blood Angels
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Kyle Macquarrie @kylemacquarrie.co.uk · 16/10/2024
Big chunky toggle switches with red flip covers like you're punching in for an orbital burn
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Kyle Macquarrie @kylemacquarrie.co.uk · 11/10/2024
Wait what Congrats to both of you! ♥️
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Kyle Macquarrie @kylemacquarrie.co.uk · 25/09/2024
God forbid you should drink anything for reasons other than thirst 🙀
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Cassie Smith (she/her) @cassiesmith.bsky.social · 22/09/2024
Today is World Car-Free day and, not uncoicidentally for me, my oldest child's birthday. Before he was born I didn't understand the extent to which a society built for cars is harmful and ineffective for so many people and purposes. As always @tomflood.bsky.social has the graphic ready:
The words "I just wanted to push my kid in their stroller... Now burning down car culture fills my dreams" is on a bright pink background with the silhouette of a woman pushing a stroller.
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Kyle Macquarrie @kylemacquarrie.co.uk · 26/06/2024
I must not discourse. Discourse is the mind killer. I will permit it to pass over me and through me.
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Kyle Macquarrie @kylemacquarrie.co.uk · 20/06/2024
B, he doesn't look like someone who would hang out somewhere unless the sea is extremely fucked up
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Kyle Macquarrie @kylemacquarrie.co.uk · 30/05/2024
videogames.jpg
A screenshot of a Steam achievement reading "Tactics! - Perform a chainsaw execution."
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Kyle Macquarrie @kylemacquarrie.co.uk · 14/11/2023
When you need a haircut that adjusts its layout when you resize your head
a photo of a barber shop. The sign over the door reads "CSS Style Barber"
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da share z0ne @dasharez0ne.bsky.social · 13/11/2023
FUCK - dashare.zone ADMIN
A SKELATON FROM 100000 YEAR'S AGO WISHEN THEY WERENET ALWAYS FUCKEN EVERY THING UP, AND THERE SAYIN "FORGOT TO WASH MY SHROUD,EVERYONE LOOKIN AT ME,WISH I WAS AT HOME,DONT KNOW THE SONE THERE TOOTIN" - DASHARE.ZONE ADMIN
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Kyle Macquarrie @kylemacquarrie.co.uk · 11/11/2023
Bring back the wargear book, I say!
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Kyle Macquarrie @kylemacquarrie.co.uk · 03/10/2023
I would go with "Swatch" personally
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Kyle Macquarrie @kylemacquarrie.co.uk · 29/09/2023
Finished my first minis in ~20 years last week
A squad of ten Blood Angels Infernus Space Marines
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Kyle Macquarrie @kylemacquarrie.co.uk · 28/09/2023
I've never related so hard to a work powerpoint slide
An excerpt from a powerpoint slide with a box marked "birth" at top left and a line going down and to the right marked "decline"
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Kyle Macquarrie @kylemacquarrie.co.uk · 28/09/2023
wtf
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