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Kyle Sparks of Bodyslam.net @kyleksparks.bsky.social · 52m

The last two minutes was absolutely insane. Not as pure a distillation of MACtion as Buffalo/UMass was, but still a damn fine example of the genre.

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Kyle Sparks of Bodyslam.net @kyleksparks.bsky.social · 1h

Onside kick recovery in Mt. Pleasant, and CMU has the ball down 7 with 44 seconds to go! @sickoscommittee.org

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Kyle Sparks of Bodyslam.net @kyleksparks.bsky.social · 1h

Another point where I just wish actual Democrats were as cool as Republican fearmongering actually makes them sound.

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Kyle Sparks of Bodyslam.net @kyleksparks.bsky.social · 1h

A Republican PAC says Democrats care more about pronouns than about regular people’s paychecks. Meanwhile actual Democrats are so focused on paychecks that they refuse to commit to tearing down everything Trump has done or even acknowledging trans people, much less protecting them.

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Kyle Sparks of Bodyslam.net @kyleksparks.bsky.social · 16/10/2026

I say it every time this happens: “Only the best and brightest” will never not be funny.

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Kyle Sparks of Bodyslam.net @kyleksparks.bsky.social · 16/10/2026

SLF has also had some particularly racist ads against Abdul el Sayed in Michigan. So not particularly surprising.

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Kyle Sparks of Bodyslam.net @kyleksparks.bsky.social · 15/10/2026

(1) They always wink and nod about Mox and Renee, but I loved that the professional interviewer melted away for a moment. (2) "What kind of pain are you in?" "Not sure I can tell the difference anymore." DAMN. (3) In case anyone doubted that Marina is the heart and soul of the Death Riders...

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Kyle Sparks of Bodyslam.net @kyleksparks.bsky.social · 15/10/2026

That particular line is so long by this point that it winds around the block three states away. It's important to remember the number of times we've said, "(insert thing here) would have ended any other presidency," but with each passing atrocity it's getting easier and easier to get numb to it.

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Kyle Sparks of Bodyslam.net @kyleksparks.bsky.social · 13/10/2026

The White Sox collapse was so bad it gave Da Pope cancer. …his prognosis is pretty good, all things considered, so this joke doesn’t feel quite so mean.

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Kyle Sparks of Bodyslam.net @kyleksparks.bsky.social · 13/10/2026

I like how the entire NFC North is just sort of hovering around that middle ground. Good team? Bad team? Who knows!

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Kyle Sparks of Bodyslam.net @kyleksparks.bsky.social · 13/10/2026

Also, she has never actually passed the bar exam or worked as a practicing lawyer, despite apparently being an outside counsel for the World Bank Group and President of the Christian Legal Society. It's honestly pretty impressive how far up she's fallen even by the standards of this cabal of ghouls.

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Kyle Sparks of Bodyslam.net @kyleksparks.bsky.social · 13/10/2026

The only ones left are the absolute true believer, dumbest of the dumb. Anyone with a shred of intellect, dignity, or common sense has long escaped this swirling vortex of bullshit. One has to imagine that rather complicates the hiring "process."

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Kyle Sparks of Bodyslam.net @kyleksparks.bsky.social · 13/10/2026

The Swirl being in Super Jr. Tag League is awesome. Glad to see Nick Wayne continuing to get bookings in Japan as well. But that said, HUGE missed opportunity to not team Wayne with Jun Kasai--assuming he was actually available. I'd watch the shit out of that team.

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Kyle Sparks of Bodyslam.net @kyleksparks.bsky.social · 13/10/2026

Don’t get me wrong, 100% agree with your premise. People disregard factors like luck, chemistry, and other unquantifiable stuff.

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Kyle Sparks of Bodyslam.net @kyleksparks.bsky.social · 13/10/2026

To be fair, that Rams team has played the Bills, Broncos, and 49ers. The best team Green Bay has played to date is…Atlanta? Maybe Minnesota, but they’re fraudulent as hell.

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Kyle Sparks of Bodyslam.net @kyleksparks.bsky.social · 13/10/2026

Davante Adams is really good at football.

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Kyle Sparks of Bodyslam.net @kyleksparks.bsky.social · 13/10/2026

Yeah, sort of like watching the Cubs go down 3-1 in the 2016 World Series. Great ending, awfully stressful to get there.

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Kyle Sparks of Bodyslam.net @kyleksparks.bsky.social · 13/10/2026

Only six teams in MLB history have come back from down 0-2 to win a League Championship Series. But it's happened twice in the last three years (2025 Blue Jays and 2023 D-Backs). Keep it up Brewers.

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Kyle Sparks of Bodyslam.net @kyleksparks.bsky.social · 12/10/2026

Never attribute to malice that which is adequately explained by stupidity. LOLTNA gonna LOLTNA. But yes, it being a purposeful choice would be petty as shit and absolutely hilarious.

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Kyle Sparks of Bodyslam.net @kyleksparks.bsky.social · 12/10/2026

Penix looking on, going, "Shit, I could've done that."

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Kyle Sparks of Bodyslam.net @kyleksparks.bsky.social · 12/10/2026

Can't believe we missed out on the fat guy touchdown. What the hell, Michael Penix.

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Kyle Sparks of Bodyslam.net @kyleksparks.bsky.social · 12/10/2026

File it under beggars, choosers, etc., but I don't love the FOX headline of "Packers dominate banged up Bears" It's not that the Bears aren't banged up, they are. Caleb out, Monangai out, okay, sure. But the Packers are also without their two best defensive players, and that feels relevant too.

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Kyle Sparks of Bodyslam.net @kyleksparks.bsky.social · 11/10/2026

Of all the possibilities today, a Packers beat down felt like the least likely by a wide margin. Refreshing.

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Kyle Sparks of Bodyslam.net @kyleksparks.bsky.social · 11/10/2026

Officials in “just get out of here” mode.

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Kyle Sparks of Bodyslam.net @kyleksparks.bsky.social · 11/10/2026

Even speaking as a Packer fan, that would be the 100% wrong lesson to take from this. You can’t pretend the rivalry doesn’t matter.

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Kyle Sparks of Bodyslam.net @kyleksparks.bsky.social · 11/10/2026

Hell, I remember Crosby having a couple games like this, deep into his career even. Sometimes they have bad days. Just so long as they don’t start stacking up.

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Kyle Sparks of Bodyslam.net @kyleksparks.bsky.social · 11/10/2026

This was always going to be no-lose for them. If Green Bay wins, they beat a backup, if the Bears win, the shit talk goes into overdrive.

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Kyle Sparks of Bodyslam.net @kyleksparks.bsky.social · 11/10/2026

Can the Packers build a lead so big that even they can’t blow it?

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Kyle Sparks of Bodyslam.net @kyleksparks.bsky.social · 11/10/2026

Not to be picky, but a Golden TD would be awesome for fantasy…just throwing it out there.

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Kyle Sparks of Bodyslam.net @kyleksparks.bsky.social · 11/10/2026

Another self-inflicted dick punch from the team that has turned them into an art form.

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I'm Matt but You Can CallMeMatub @callmematub.bsky.social · 11/10/2026

I love watching my team lead the league in punching themselves in the dick

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Kyle Sparks of Bodyslam.net @kyleksparks.bsky.social · 11/10/2026

Did we really need to see MORE of this clown show 2nd quarter?

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Kyle Sparks of Bodyslam.net @kyleksparks.bsky.social · 11/10/2026

These are the Packers I’m used to seeing.

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Kyle Sparks of Bodyslam.net @kyleksparks.bsky.social · 10/10/2026

“…as Jake Hager tried his hand…” I see what you did there.

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Kyle Sparks of Bodyslam.net @kyleksparks.bsky.social · 09/10/2026

The "Everyone is 12" theory remains undefeated.

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Kyle Sparks of Bodyslam.net @kyleksparks.bsky.social · 09/10/2026

The electoral map when the 2028 Democratic candidate promises to make the US party to the Rome Statute and recognize the ICC:

A US electoral map where every state is blue.

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Kyle Sparks of Bodyslam.net @kyleksparks.bsky.social · 09/10/2026

I appreciate the multiple alternate uniforms. Seems to me like The Woke has their finger on the pulse of merchandising and marketing in 2026.

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Kyle Sparks of Bodyslam.net @kyleksparks.bsky.social · 09/10/2026

When I think of Swerve’s potential response, I think of a Roddy Piper quote, after The Mountie (Jacques Rougeau) threatened to take his integrity before a 1992 match: “That’s like Jacques Cousteau trying to find a dry spot in the ocean, I ain’t got no damn integrity! How do you think I got so far?”

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Kyle Sparks of Bodyslam.net @kyleksparks.bsky.social · 09/10/2026

Does anybody really believe that the Sox will actually go back to Cleveland and win on the road in Game 5 after two disasters in Chicago?

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Kyle Sparks of Bodyslam.net @kyleksparks.bsky.social · 09/10/2026

Yeah, starting to feel like this might be over. This series is going back to Cleveland and the Sox are gonna choke this thing away.

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Kyle Sparks of Bodyslam.net @kyleksparks.bsky.social · 09/10/2026

When even this team holds my Packers to 65 yards rushing and 17 points, I won't know whether to laugh or cry.

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Kyle Sparks of Bodyslam.net @kyleksparks.bsky.social · 09/10/2026

I mean, he's not the one that set a MLB record for most strikeouts in a season. That would be the guy leading off the next inning, Colson Montgomery.

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