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Kyle Kilmeade

@kylekilmeade.bsky.social
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Manager and agent for some of wrestling's best female talent. (Fictional)

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Kyle Kilmeade @kylekilmeade.bsky.social · 16h
It tells you how insipid people in that family are that even the daughter of a woman can’t rely on her mother to return a phone call, much less commit to showing up for a tag match main event.
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Kyle Kilmeade @kylekilmeade.bsky.social · 16h
I don’t give a damn if Brittany teams up with Sofia, Crystal or the long unremarkable return of Cereza, it’s a makeshift tag team. There will be no chemistry facing a team who has been together for years. Elizabeth and Valerie will put on a clinic against any combination of useless people .
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Kyle Kilmeade @kylekilmeade.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Purchased the car too.
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Kyle Kilmeade @kylekilmeade.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
A lot of ungrateful people in this business. One tries to watch the back of another she admires, and gets hands put on her and can’t be asked to return the favor.
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Kyle Kilmeade @kylekilmeade.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
We may go car shopping on After Shock this week.
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Kyle Kilmeade @kylekilmeade.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Damn, I'm good.
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Kyle Kilmeade @kylekilmeade.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
This has been among the best years of my entire career managing.
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Kyle Kilmeade @kylekilmeade.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Pardon me a moment. I need to update my checklist. Atomic Champion? ✅ Diamond Champion? ✅ Phoenix Champion? ✅ Undisputed Tag Champion? ✅ Adrenaline Champion? ✅ And now.. Pinnacle Champion? ✅
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Kyle Kilmeade @kylekilmeade.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
If someone I managed needed more than five seconds to accept, she and I would likely part company.
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Kyle Kilmeade @kylekilmeade.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
I won’t need my towel at Sabotage. Popcorn maybe.
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Kyle Kilmeade @kylekilmeade.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
I may just leave the white towel in the back that night. I don't think it'll be required.
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Kyle Kilmeade @kylekilmeade.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
I've only thrown the towel in once since I've been a manager, and the opponent this time is nowhere close to the level of the opponent when I threw it in years ago.
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Kyle Kilmeade @kylekilmeade.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
That’d be bullying though. 😂
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Kyle Kilmeade @kylekilmeade.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Anyway, off to the pool.
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Kyle Kilmeade @kylekilmeade.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
It’s like whatever she thinks just comes out without that filter that says “Am I about to drop a dumb take?”
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Kyle Kilmeade @kylekilmeade.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
This is an interesting point to make when you’ve lost to one or both twice in a row.
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Kyle Kilmeade @kylekilmeade.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
So he wants to make an enemy? Game on.
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Kyle Kilmeade @kylekilmeade.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
More bullying.
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Kyle Kilmeade @kylekilmeade.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
She’s bullying me. 😱
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Kyle Kilmeade @kylekilmeade.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Neither of those two women have absolutely anything I want. They aren’t champions. They aren’t #1 contenders for titles. Let’s not flatter ourselves too strongly here about me “constantly” invoking their names.
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Kyle Kilmeade @kylekilmeade.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
I have reviewed every post I’ve made on here for the last 3 months. She has not been tagged or even named directly at any point. We have different definitions of “constantly”, it appears.
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Kyle Kilmeade @kylekilmeade.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
I got room for a sixth title in my talent roster.
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Kyle Kilmeade @kylekilmeade.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
If my clients provoked it, that’s one thing. But picking fights even after being told one of the women involved was struggling with personal matters? That makes her a bully. She proved that long ago. So now she gets to find out what truly being bullied feels like.
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Kyle Kilmeade @kylekilmeade.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
“Why would you say to break it, Kyle?” Been asked this going through airports. It’s very simple. She picked the fight all on her own. She didn’t learn from the first lesson. Maybe she did this time. I won’t stop Jo either.
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Kyle Kilmeade @kylekilmeade.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
Spending Labor Day in the infinity pool.
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Josephine Star @jojoofthenorth.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
Well, she is a special kind of dumb cunt.
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Elizabeth Lannister @mslannistertou.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
And you are very good at it too.
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Kyle Kilmeade @kylekilmeade.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
What was the other option exactly? “Well you’re gonna clean my client’s clock this week, shit!”
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Kyle Kilmeade @kylekilmeade.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
This week in Atomic promos, I got accused of hyping up my talent. Turns out that’s PART OF THE JOB DESCRIPTION!
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Kyle Kilmeade @kylekilmeade.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
Saw some promising potential prospects at the school. I've had good luck finding new talent fresh out of college, after all.
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Kyle Kilmeade @kylekilmeade.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
I’ll cover this for After Shock. Otherwise I’ll be writing a thesis here.
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Scarlett Silver @stardistraction.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
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Selena Gomez Sassy Car Moments
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Phoenix Galloway-Orion @birdofpreypg.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
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Tiffany Stratton
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Kyle Kilmeade @kylekilmeade.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
Off to record After Shock. See you in a bit, Los Angeles. 🛫
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Kyle Kilmeade @kylekilmeade.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
All in all, it was a hell of a week. Let me just do a head count of champions I represent real quick. Atomic Champion? ✅ Diamond Champion? ✅ Phoenix Champion? ✅ Undisputed Tag Champion? ✅ Adrenaline Champion? ✅
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Gossip Girl Nate Archibald
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Kyle Kilmeade @kylekilmeade.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
Well, her other arm.
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Kyle Kilmeade @kylekilmeade.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
Time for a workout.
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Kyle Kilmeade @kylekilmeade.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
Now she can tap out to both of them.
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Kyle Kilmeade @kylekilmeade.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
I warned them well in advance that match wouldn't go the way they thought it would. Another case of 'hear me now, quote me later'
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Kyle Kilmeade @kylekilmeade.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
Also congrats to the two time Atomic Champion on reclaiming her title from February. Very proud of @melaniethestorm.bsky.social, who for the uninitiated, did that all herself other than me counteracting another manager.
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Lola Vice Dancing in Wrestling Ring
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Kyle Kilmeade @kylekilmeade.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
While no one on Atomic decided to bring me up, one on Future Shock did in spades. And soon enough, I'll prove why what she said was among the dumbest and most illogical rants about me that I've heard. Stay tuned, we're gonna have some fun.
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Kyle Kilmeade @kylekilmeade.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
Off to Vancouver. 🛫
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Kyle Kilmeade @kylekilmeade.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
Look at these girls listening. No one wanted to fall into my mouth in promos this week. Very tame. Smarter than I gave credit originally.
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Kyle Kilmeade @kylekilmeade.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
The way Valerie and Elizabeth are feeling today, I'd feel sorry for their opponents. I would if I gave a damn about them. I have a feeling this is going to look like one or both were in a car accident.
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Kyle Kilmeade @kylekilmeade.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
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Kyle Kilmeade @kylekilmeade.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
This week for After Shock, I'm on the road at a local wrestling show as an invited guest. Might see someone worth signing, we'll see.
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Kyle Kilmeade @kylekilmeade.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
Damn, that’s creepy.
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Kyle Kilmeade @kylekilmeade.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
It’s even co-signed by the previous champion. What more can you ask for?
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Kyle Kilmeade @kylekilmeade.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
I think Scarlett could nail that title shot.
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Kyle Kilmeade @kylekilmeade.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
An idea occurs. @ffwfutureshock.bsky.social has booked Scarlett and Siobhan next Future Shock. Since she and her mom got a tag title shot and lost, I say let’s give Scarlett a shot at Siobhan’s title.
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Selena Gomez & Oceansjonas: Hair & Thumbs Up
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