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Kyle

@kylehypest.bsky.social
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Safe haven from The Mad Tyrant Elon. Award-winning sports editor, now a digital menace. Central PA born and raised. Temple University Class of 2017. Views are my own.

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Kyle @kylehypest.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
He upgraded from letter mail to instant messaging?
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Kyle @kylehypest.bsky.social · 05/07/2026
Ellie set up shop in a new hiding place once the fireworks started… Mabel is keeping her company.
Ellie hides under a random table, afraid of the fireworks outside… Mabel sits next to her in sisterly support.
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Kyle @kylehypest.bsky.social · 06/06/2026
Currently the top overall Raiders score. perthirtysix.com/nfl/17-0
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Kyle @kylehypest.bsky.social · 06/06/2026
I was robbed.
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Kyle @kylehypest.bsky.social · 31/05/2026
Versus Wolves Live is pretty chaotic, huh? @eyepatchwolf.bsky.social @wooliewoolz.bsky.social @mtl-reggie.bsky.social
John "accidentally" presents a Notion slide proclaiming Reggie as a replacement host for Versus Wolves.Woolie's soul struggles to stay within his body in response to John's antics.John silently prays that Woolie refrains from attacking him in front of a panel audience of hundreds. Reggie considers new career opportunities.
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Kyle @kylehypest.bsky.social · 14/05/2026
Would you like to see the strongman?
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Kyle @kylehypest.bsky.social · 02/05/2026
This image was the only thing going through my mind during the start of the Steel Battalion section.
Picture of a smug Woolie (left) and a simmering-with-anger John (right).
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Kyle @kylehypest.bsky.social · 01/03/2026
Punk wants in on the nominations for most naked wrestler. @oswreview.bsky.social
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Kyle @kylehypest.bsky.social · 02/02/2026
Whoever this player is, they need to be made fun of.
Quote from story
“I don’t even know who Bad Bunny is,” said an NFC offensive player. “I always think it should be an American. I think they’re trying too hard with this international stuff.” (Bad Bunny is from Puerto Rico, an unincorporated territory of the United States.)
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Kyle @kylehypest.bsky.social · 30/12/2025
All-time heartbreaker in my fantasy league championship. John had Puka + the Rams defense. Took the lead 118.28 to 118.10 on Puka’s TD. Lost the lead on the Falcons field goal. Would’ve went up had Puka’s miracle catch counted. He’s never won the title since we started in 2007.
John’s Screaming Sheep loses 118.10 to 117.28 in my fantasy league’s championship game to Big Scott’s Bears41.
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Kyle @kylehypest.bsky.social · 26/12/2025
Mabel wiped out from Christmas
Mabel’s present was a bandana with her name on it… I’m wearing my iconic Oh Fudge shirt
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Kyle @kylehypest.bsky.social · 24/12/2025
Merry Christmas
Screenshot from RedLetterMedia's Best of the Worst, depicting Mike Stoklasa and Rich Evans (dressed as Santy Claus)... Text is labeled: "Artificinal Season Fear"Screenshot from RedLetterMedia's Best of the Worst, depicting Mike Stoklasa and Rich Evans (dressed as Santy Claus)... Text is labeled: "Artificinal Season Fir"Screenshot from RedLetterMedia's Best of the Worst, depicting Mike Stoklasa and Rich Evans (dressed as Santy Claus)... Text is labeled: "Fucking Tree"
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Kyle @kylehypest.bsky.social · 13/12/2025
Still holding out that he's the secret villain of the Digital Circus... But I'd fall into the trap Gooseworx has laid out for any theorizing.
Daddy Bubble has malicious intent behind those sharp teeth.
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Kyle @kylehypest.bsky.social · 04/12/2025
What have I done
A PlayStation 5 with ZERO GAMES PURCHASED
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Kyle @kylehypest.bsky.social · 28/11/2025
Goof to the left of me, dork to the right
Mabel is impatient because her food hasn’t unthawed yetEllie has been prancing around with her bone, daring Mabel to take it from her
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Kyle @kylehypest.bsky.social · 18/11/2025
Raiders in primetime for the second straight week, I’m tired.
Local Man Contemplates Alcohol as a Solution to the Pain of Watching His Favorite Team Fail Again
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Kyle @kylehypest.bsky.social · 10/11/2025
Meanwhile, on Elon Musk's X.
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Kyle @kylehypest.bsky.social · 08/11/2025
Bayley ❤️❤️❤️❤️
She loves having her butt scratched so she can do that rapid-fire leg kick dogs do.
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Kyle @kylehypest.bsky.social · 07/11/2025
Raiders in primetime for the first time this year. We are so back.
Local Raiders fan consumes alcohol in an attempt to numb the pain of having to watch his team embarrass themselves in a primetime game.
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Kyle @kylehypest.bsky.social · 22/10/2025
Pure comfy dog vibes
Offscreen: Mabel wagging her tail like the precious animal she is.Ellie stares into the void a lot… Her lip gets caught on her tooth sometimes too.
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Kyle @kylehypest.bsky.social · 13/10/2025
Might be the worst fantasy performance I’ve ever had.
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Kyle @kylehypest.bsky.social · 10/10/2025
Power went out, went over to work with dogs running around
Mabel eagerly awaiting to be released outdoors so she can return in 5 minutes.
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Kyle @kylehypest.bsky.social · 01/09/2025
Rank my fantasy team.
Jayden Daniels, QB, WSH
Kenneth Walker, RB, SEA
RJ Harvey, RB, DEN
Justin Jefferson, WR, MIN
Garrett Wilson, WR, NYJ
Tucker Kraft, TE, GBJaylen Warren, RB, PIT
Travis Hunter, WR, JAX
Matt Gay, K, WSH
Broncos Defense
Brock Purdy, QBTank Bigsby, RB, JAX
Dylan Sampson, RB, CLV
Demario Douglas, WR, NE
Josh Downs, WR, IND
Jauan Jennings, WR, SF
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Kyle @kylehypest.bsky.social · 03/07/2025
Dog feelings.
MabelEllieTension over spots on the couch.
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Kyle @kylehypest.bsky.social · 30/06/2025
They were bored all morning before I finished work… Patience is rewarded, pups.
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Kyle @kylehypest.bsky.social · 29/06/2025
The treat Cold War
Mabel chewing her treat with fiendish gleeEllie hiding her treat in the corner of the couch to taunt Mabel with later
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Kyle @kylehypest.bsky.social · 14/06/2025
What the hell, it’s still here?!?!?!
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Kyle @kylehypest.bsky.social · 13/06/2025
To celebrate my impending return from Europe, I wore items representing two things that I love but also disappoint me consistently: America and the Raiders.
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Kyle @kylehypest.bsky.social · 12/06/2025
Lyon: Basilica of Notre Dame of Fourvière
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Kyle @kylehypest.bsky.social · 12/06/2025
Théâtre Gallo Romain
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Kyle @kylehypest.bsky.social · 12/06/2025
Wedding fit
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Kyle @kylehypest.bsky.social · 12/06/2025
Lyon
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Kyle @kylehypest.bsky.social · 12/06/2025
Ansouis
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Kyle @kylehypest.bsky.social · 12/06/2025
Look, Eiffel
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Kyle @kylehypest.bsky.social · 12/06/2025
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Kyle @kylehypest.bsky.social · 12/06/2025
Too much stuff to post
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Kyle @kylehypest.bsky.social · 07/06/2025
European views so far.
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Kyle @kylehypest.bsky.social · 06/06/2025
Saw this at BWI long-term parking, lol.
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Kyle @kylehypest.bsky.social · 03/06/2025
Google search indicates that Woolie did NOT climb Murder Rock Mountain. @wooliewoolz.bsky.social @eyepatchwolf.bsky.social @versuswolves.bsky.social
AI Overview
The query "woolie climbs murder rock mountain" doesn't directly refer to a real place or event. It's possible that it's a fictional reference, perhaps from a book, movie, or game. Without more context, it's difficult to say what it means.
However, the phrase evokes the image of a dangerous and challenging climb, possibly involving a character named Woolie. The term "murder rock" suggests a place with a grim or dangerous reputation, perhaps due to previous accidents or the difficulty of the climb itself.
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Kyle @kylehypest.bsky.social · 25/05/2025
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Kyle @kylehypest.bsky.social · 04/05/2025
What is Jay Bauman reacting to?
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Kyle @kylehypest.bsky.social · 09/04/2025
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Kyle @kylehypest.bsky.social · 04/04/2025
#Spoilers Surprised that my TB-CIN pick wasn't more common.
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Kyle @kylehypest.bsky.social · 04/04/2025
Local Man Takes Sleep Test
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Kyle @kylehypest.bsky.social · 01/04/2025
#spoilers Theme was QBs, DBs and WRs.
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Kyle @kylehypest.bsky.social · 30/03/2025
#spoilers I'll never do this well again.
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Kyle @kylehypest.bsky.social · 23/03/2025
#spoilers
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Kyle @kylehypest.bsky.social · 04/03/2025
The dork dogs enjoyed the nice weather for a bit.
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Kyle @kylehypest.bsky.social · 26/02/2025
Raiders top-4 szn, let's go!!!
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Kyle @kylehypest.bsky.social · 18/02/2025
Ayyyyy, Dunta Robinson reps
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