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Kyle

@kylehypest.bsky.social
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Safe haven from The Mad Tyrant Elon. Award-winning sports editor, now a digital menace. Central PA born and raised. Temple University Class of 2017. Views are my own.

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Kyle @kylehypest.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
The refball ride never ends
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Kyle @kylehypest.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Holy shit, man… RIP
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Kyle @kylehypest.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
I am dreaming. It isn’t real. Why would anything nice happen to my team?
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Kyle @kylehypest.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
I was right!
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Kyle @kylehypest.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
My hot take with updated NFL OT rules is I want the ball first, so I have a chance to get the ball back again with time left on the clock, like the Chiefs right now. I get the thinking that you kick first to know what you have to do on offense, but I’d rather set the tone.
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Kyle @kylehypest.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
I have to enjoy this Raiders success while it lasts, which may not be very long.
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Kyle @kylehypest.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Raiders… GOOD?!?!
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Kyle @kylehypest.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
I went from silent shock at Jayden Daniels getting injured to laughing my ass off at Tom Brady saying “Shit” on national TV.
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Kyle @kylehypest.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
WHY WASN'T TAME IMPALA THE HALFTIME ACT FOR THIS GAME
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Kyle @kylehypest.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
I’m unable to have good times in sports
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Kyle @kylehypest.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
Coyote vs. Acme was a lot of fun. Very glad that it got the chance to be seen in theaters. Note: it got pretty consistent laughs in the mostly geriatric crowd I saw it with (seriously, I was probably the youngest in the room), but EVERYONE cackled at the Pepe Le Pew gag.
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Kyle @kylehypest.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
So fucking happy for Pablo and company. The people saying this was a nothingburger can piss off. Journalism won today, baby!
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Kyle @kylehypest.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
Personal Top-5 favorite Tim Curry performances 5. Legend Imagine anyone else in the role, they would not have even come close www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ksk7...
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Legend (7/11) Movie CLIP - Darkness Seduces Lili (1985) HD
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Kyle @kylehypest.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
Losing Dolly Parton and Tim Curry on consecutive days is an unfathomable gut punch. Probably two of the most universally liked celebs we'll ever have. RIP.
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Kyle @kylehypest.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
LIFE IS PAIN
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Kyle @kylehypest.bsky.social · 21/07/2026
Man, layoffs suck, but seeing this one hurt. Karl was always the host at the Little League World Series... Saw him by himself at the ESPN setup when I was like 10... Stared in awe at someone I watched regularly... He looked back, smiled and gave me a nod. Always stuck with me.
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Kyle @kylehypest.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
Trump: "They're booing you." Infantino: "No, they're booing you." Crowd: "We hate both of you."
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Kyle @kylehypest.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
Olé
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Kyle @kylehypest.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
The other site crashed during one of the biggest sporting events of our lifetime lol.
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Kyle @kylehypest.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
Martinez legend game in goal no matter what happens.
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Kyle @kylehypest.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
The Buffer brothers got the cushiest gigs, bro. Just show up to an event and shout your trademarked catchphrase for money.
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Kyle @kylehypest.bsky.social · 18/07/2026
MY TEAM'S MINORITY OWNER RIGHT HERE
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Kyle @kylehypest.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
The Cat in the Hat… We went on Black Friday because we all like Austin Powers. It downpoured while we were in the theater. Had to wait in the rain while my dad got the car. Then he accidentally ran over my grandma’s ankle after she slipped on the curb. We actually laughed at the movie quite a bit.
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Kyle @kylehypest.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
I left to get a haircut and England was up 1-0 at the hydration break. Walk out to my car and they’ve lost. Brutal.
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Kyle @kylehypest.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
Dude came up with an ice-cold PK save, GG.
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Kyle @kylehypest.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
Switzerland GK is a monster.
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Kyle @kylehypest.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
This is the worst it’s ever been!!!
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Kyle @kylehypest.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
Can’t even say FIFA rigged it, U.S. bumbled enough for Belgium to cruise.
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Kyle @kylehypest.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
One final flick of the nuts there.
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Kyle @kylehypest.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
What in the world was that
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Kyle @kylehypest.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
Reyna in for Dest, hallelujah
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Kyle @kylehypest.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
Defense is falling asleep, man
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Kyle @kylehypest.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
Tillman 🤝 Game-changing direct kicks.
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Kyle @kylehypest.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
Damn... Ball-watching in soccer is like a balloon popping.
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Kyle @kylehypest.bsky.social · 05/07/2026
"Eh, he can serve that suspension some other time." Don't care, BRING IT ON, BELGIUM
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Kyle @kylehypest.bsky.social · 05/07/2026
Ellie set up shop in a new hiding place once the fireworks started… Mabel is keeping her company.
Ellie hides under a random table, afraid of the fireworks outside… Mabel sits next to her in sisterly support.
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Kyle @kylehypest.bsky.social · 02/07/2026
Monday is gonna be even more tense. Especially if Balogun's card isn't downgraded.
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Kyle @kylehypest.bsky.social · 02/07/2026
TILLMAN IS AN AMERICAN HERO
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Kyle @kylehypest.bsky.social · 02/07/2026
Disaster red card there, even if VAR betrayed us.
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Kyle @kylehypest.bsky.social · 02/07/2026
Terrified that the U.S. is gonna choke in the second half. But Balogun, man... He's truly elite.
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Kyle @kylehypest.bsky.social · 23/06/2026
Am I a Heat fan now?
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Kyle @kylehypest.bsky.social · 20/06/2026
Digital Circus finale was a whirlwind, but I liked it. Very well made.
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Kyle @kylehypest.bsky.social · 19/06/2026
THANK YOU VAR, YOU ARE THE GREATEST ALLY TO THE U.S.
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Kyle @kylehypest.bsky.social · 19/06/2026
USMNT 🤝 Forcing opponents’ own goals
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Kyle @kylehypest.bsky.social · 16/06/2026
The true NFL sickos have to be over the moon about there being a legitimate supplemental draft this year, thanks to Sorsby.
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Kyle @kylehypest.bsky.social · 14/06/2026
Trump sports curse is back again, less than a week after he attended the Knicks’ only loss this postseason. The ride never ends!
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Kyle @kylehypest.bsky.social · 14/06/2026
>Dem Socialist elected mayor of NYC >Knicks immediately win a championship Take notice, USA
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Kyle @kylehypest.bsky.social · 13/06/2026
That Reyna goal will hopefully wash away the demons of 2022 officially
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Kyle @kylehypest.bsky.social · 13/06/2026
Thank god for that VAR rule change, flopping is my least favorite thing about footy.
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Kyle @kylehypest.bsky.social · 13/06/2026
Balogun is a menace, good lord
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