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Kyle Thomas

@kylehemingway.com
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Dorchester’s premier gin consumer and opinion haver (i.e., I am the product of a liberal arts education). Sometime creative strategist and storyteller. kylehemingway.com/ephemera (he/him)

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Kyle Thomas @kylehemingway.com · 03/10/2026
What an absolute privilege to see the #handelandhaydnsociety this evening at Symphony Hall. #bosarts
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Kyle Thomas @kylehemingway.com · 02/10/2026
This is why I don’t cultivate friendships with straight people.
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Kyle Thomas @kylehemingway.com · 26/09/2026
It’s so nice to have you back where you belong! #freddiemylove
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Kyle Thomas @kylehemingway.com · 26/09/2026
Mentally, I’m here, at a window table at BEIGE by Alain Ducasse in Ginza, sipping a lovely glass of Duval Leroy.
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Kyle Thomas @kylehemingway.com · 25/09/2026
Such a welcome, Boston! Happy to be home, sad vacation has ended.
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Kyle Thomas @kylehemingway.com · 25/09/2026
Beginning the journey home. Thanks for an amazing two weeks, Japan. (And thanks JAL for having a beautiful lounge for us to relax in.)
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Kyle Thomas @kylehemingway.com · 25/09/2026
Spotted in Tokyo.
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Kyle Thomas @kylehemingway.com · 24/09/2026
BEIGE by Alain Ducasse, on the 10th floor of the Ginza flagship Chanel store, was our grand finale to vacation. And it did not disappoint. #sorrytothisduck #lilbroadwaycupcake
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Kyle Thomas @kylehemingway.com · 24/09/2026
Headed to our final night in Tokyo and read this on the info site for the restaurant. This is like a 90-minute hot stone massage to me.
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Kyle Thomas @kylehemingway.com · 24/09/2026
Oops maneki-neko!
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Kyle Thomas @kylehemingway.com · 24/09/2026
Oops found a tattoo shop.
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Kyle Thomas @kylehemingway.com · 23/09/2026
I am drunk with power ordering everything I want off the iPad in front of me without the embarrassment of having to tell a server. I’m never coming home.
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Kyle Thomas @kylehemingway.com · 22/09/2026
Something here is amiss.
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Kyle Thomas @kylehemingway.com · 22/09/2026
This meal was everything.
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Kyle Thomas @kylehemingway.com · 20/09/2026
Mentally, I’m here, having the most expensive dinner of my entire life [worth it], celebrating my husband’s birthday, on the 52nd floor of the Park Hyatt Tokyo.
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Kyle Thomas @kylehemingway.com · 20/09/2026
Someone just turned 40 on the 52nd floor of the Park Hyatt Tokyo in the New York Grill, and I’m thrilled and honored to have been here to celebrate him. #lilbroadwaycupcake
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Kyle Thomas @kylehemingway.com · 19/09/2026
Mentally, I’m here, at the teamLab: Borderless exhibition in Minato City, posing among the artworks and dreaming about the sake I will later imbibe.
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Kyle Thomas @kylehemingway.com · 19/09/2026
Why is my girl Shailene serving Aphex Twin Windowlicker?
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Kyle Thomas @kylehemingway.com · 18/09/2026
Mentally, I am here, at S&G Club in Shibuya, sipping a KI NO BI Kyoto dry gin martini, and eavesdropping on the gays at the adjacent table with the terrible Botox and fillers.
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Kyle Thomas @kylehemingway.com · 18/09/2026
Well, we could see
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Kyle Thomas @kylehemingway.com · 18/09/2026
Lesley Manville in OEDIPUS
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Kyle Thomas @kylehemingway.com · 18/09/2026
I keep telling them I’m a gay personality hire and they keep making me do real work that requires skill and thought and I’m like
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Kyle Thomas @kylehemingway.com · 18/09/2026
We just checked in, and my Tokyo hotel is deliciously Eurotrashy and I am soaking up every goddamn second of it. It’s a Hotel Costes album come to life.
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Kyle Thomas @kylehemingway.com · 17/09/2026
And in this fully realized 1912 Cape Cod town is a recreation (in Mickey) of the Gloucester Fisherman’s Memorial. I was officially gooped.
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Kyle Thomas @kylehemingway.com · 17/09/2026
“It doesn’t look any bigger than the Mauritania.” #lilbroadwaycupcake
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Kyle Thomas @kylehemingway.com · 17/09/2026
This is my new pal, Gelatoni.
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Kyle Thomas @kylehemingway.com · 17/09/2026
Came all the way to Tokyo DisneySea just to be back home in Massachusetts.
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Kyle Thomas @kylehemingway.com · 16/09/2026
It Got Better™
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Kyle Thomas @kylehemingway.com · 16/09/2026
It’s going well.
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Kyle Thomas @kylehemingway.com · 16/09/2026
Went here and everybody knew you.
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Kyle Thomas @kylehemingway.com · 16/09/2026
To quote Mariah Carey, “nobody wants to talk about 9/11, no no no no no.”
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Kyle Thomas @kylehemingway.com · 14/09/2026
Bye America.
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Kyle Thomas @kylehemingway.com · 14/09/2026
We just dropped off this special little guy and he was so sad. Sorry Japan, canceling our trip. Freddie cannot stand being left behind. #freddiemylove
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Kyle Thomas @kylehemingway.com · 10/09/2026
Well, we could see
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Kyle Thomas @kylehemingway.com · 10/09/2026
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Kyle Thomas @kylehemingway.com · 06/09/2026
Post a picture of you from another era.
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Kyle Thomas @kylehemingway.com · 06/09/2026
The label’s faded—I can’t tell if it’s tonic water or jet fuel can’t melt steel beams.
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Kyle Thomas @kylehemingway.com · 06/09/2026
Ladies and gentlemen, I give you the Magical Mister Mistofolees! (and 9/11 truther Christine Ebersole, and their child, Bruiser Woods.) #lilbroadwaycupcake #freddiemylove
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Kyle Thomas @kylehemingway.com · 05/09/2026
@jeremiahlee.com I keep seeing this ad on Reddit and keep thinking it’s you every time.
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Kyle Thomas @kylehemingway.com · 05/09/2026
Double decker dinner with @patrickmharris.bsky.social at #SelectOysterBar. #lilbroadwaycupcake
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Kyle Thomas @kylehemingway.com · 04/09/2026
Here, I finished it for you.
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Kyle Thomas @kylehemingway.com · 03/09/2026
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Kyle Thomas @kylehemingway.com · 03/09/2026
Yes, it’s true.
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Kyle Thomas @kylehemingway.com · 02/09/2026
“I’m not your Daniela. I’m your Bad Daniela.”
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Kyle Thomas @kylehemingway.com · 01/09/2026
No cheating. Your last saved photo of a celebrity is your therapist.
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Kyle Thomas @kylehemingway.com · 31/08/2026
Akzidenz Grotesk didn’t meaningfully make it to England until the 50s (and Johnston, the most UK of sans, was only designed two years before this scene takes place). What’s it doing on the jail John Bates is in on #DowntonAbbey? 👀
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Kyle Thomas @kylehemingway.com · 29/08/2026
Added a couple shots to the modeling portfolio this afternoon on the patio. #freddiemylove
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Kyle Thomas @kylehemingway.com · 29/08/2026
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Kyle Thomas @kylehemingway.com · 29/08/2026
Broke out Prince Baby’s fake ID to go to #CastleIsland brewing today. He’s very excited to have an IPA (India Pupper Ale) #freddiemylove
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