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Patrick Harris

@patrickmharris.bsky.social
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A Boston-based pop culture encyclopedia living in the center of a “Broadway-Bravo-Britney/Beyonce-Disney-Hollywood” Venn Diagram.

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Kyle Thomas @kylehemingway.com · 07/08/2026
The more things change, the more things stay the same. #datenight #2018to2026 #lilbroadwaycupcake
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Patrick Harris @patrickmharris.bsky.social · 02/10/2025
There’s a big, new album coming out tomorrow and I don’t know about you but I can’t WAIT to listen to it. I’ll be awake at midnight!
Kiss of the Spider Woman soundtrack recording
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Patrick Harris @patrickmharris.bsky.social · 18/07/2025
When the fireworks are still going off in Dorchester two weeks after the 4th.
A tiny dog looks terrified wrapped in a blanket on a couch.
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Patrick Harris @patrickmharris.bsky.social · 01/07/2025
I want to thank our downstairs neighbor for deciding that today, in its <85 degree temps, was the best day to dump a trash bin full of wet, rotted leaves on our driveway and then do nothing with them. Of note, today was also garbage day. The leaves were not thrown out.
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Patrick Harris @patrickmharris.bsky.social · 24/06/2025
I edited this like ten times, but this is my list and I’m sticking to it. I will not be taking questions at this time.
A list of ten movies with their posters displayed.
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Patrick Harris @patrickmharris.bsky.social · 13/06/2025
This was three months into quarantine and we still went through with it. Here we are five years later and I still do my terrific dances.
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Kyle Thomas @kylehemingway.com · 13/06/2025
I don’t regret not buying that painting because instead I bought this amazing nonsense bottle of Flowers tonight. Happy fifth wedding anniversary, @patrickmharris.bsky.social.
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Kyle Thomas @kylehemingway.com · 10/06/2025
“And it is hysterically funny to see someone eating oysters for the first time.” —Kathy Hilton
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Patrick Harris @patrickmharris.bsky.social · 08/06/2025
We may not be gay dads to a human, but we are very much gay dads to a gay little dog spending the week in a gay little town.
A small brown and black striped dog poses in bed with a rainbow bandana and a rainbow lamb chop toy.
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Patrick Harris @patrickmharris.bsky.social · 02/06/2025
“My son can’t be gay. He’s obsessed with women.” The women:
The Golden GirlsDivas Live 1998Real Housewives of Atlanta Season 6Sondheim’s Ladies in Red
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Patrick Harris @patrickmharris.bsky.social · 02/06/2025
Having one of those “my left eye won’t stop twitching kind of days”.
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Patrick Harris @patrickmharris.bsky.social · 28/05/2025
Between the Chess revival and Survivor 50, this has been a weird day for casting announcements.
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Patrick Harris @patrickmharris.bsky.social · 23/05/2025
Haven’t seen The Light in the Piazza since I was 20. I liked it. But it and I having aged nearly 20 years, I understand it SO much more and it’s so beautiful.
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Patrick Harris @patrickmharris.bsky.social · 18/05/2025
A squirrel leaped in front of my car today and it didn’t end well for them. Meanwhile I’m still spiraling thinking about their family throwing them a funeral and their kids crying when they heard the news.
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Patrick Harris @patrickmharris.bsky.social · 16/05/2025
25 years ago today (it was a Tuesday) I was driven after school to Coconuts (or Strawberries, I don’t remember when it switched) to pick up the new Britney CD. Today I celebrated by getting the vinyl delivered and I’m 13 again in my room listening on my boombox.
A square box on a table featuring the most beautiful perfect woman at the peak of her powers.
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Patrick Harris @patrickmharris.bsky.social · 15/05/2025
It’s because I’m barely looking at them. If I look too hard they feel smothered and will wither.
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Patrick Harris @patrickmharris.bsky.social · 12/05/2025
Things I don’t expect in our neighborhood: a LOUD 11pm sing a long rendition of The Power of Love. I love it and hate it at the same time.
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Patrick Harris @patrickmharris.bsky.social · 08/05/2025
I’m on Day 3 of 5 on the West Coast and I’m still not acclimating to the time change. At this point, I have two more days of waking up at 5am and going to bed at 9pm. 🤷‍♂️
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Patrick Harris @patrickmharris.bsky.social · 07/05/2025
I wrestle with the thought of going to Florida in the next few years, let alone a place where I’m completely illegal to exist.
A conceptual artists rendering of a new theme park in Abu Dhabi.
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Kyle Thomas @kylehemingway.com · 03/05/2025
Live footage of @patrickmharris.bsky.social whenever there’s a loud voice on the street outside our condo. (🖼️Mary Stevenson Cassatt, In The Loge)
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Patrick Harris @patrickmharris.bsky.social · 02/05/2025
Had my first MRI today and it was a cozy meditative experience that was actually kind of…fun?
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Patrick Harris @patrickmharris.bsky.social · 01/05/2025
I am the most excited for all the Tony love for Death Becomes Her - it’s my favorite new musical I’ve seen in quite some time.
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Patrick Harris @patrickmharris.bsky.social · 25/04/2025
There she is. Box 1 of 3 done + 1/3 of a sold separately lighting set = 11 hours build time so far, many more to go.
The bow of the Titanic Lego set on a table with blue lights underneath.
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Patrick Harris @patrickmharris.bsky.social · 25/04/2025
I have binged almost all of Love on the Spectrum and am going through all of the feelings.
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Patrick Harris @patrickmharris.bsky.social · 21/04/2025
Ready for the conclave draaaaaaama.
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Patrick Harris @patrickmharris.bsky.social · 21/04/2025
I know some watch this for Judy. And while she is a part of my love for the movie, I REALLY love Queen Hatshepsut-Annie Miller. #EasterParade
A beautiful woman in a red dress hands a beige pug to a maid.
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Patrick Harris @patrickmharris.bsky.social · 17/04/2025
A movie that takes place where you’re from
A scene from Maestro. A woman walks next to a man in front of wooden seats.
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Patrick Harris @patrickmharris.bsky.social · 17/04/2025
Between finally buying the Titanic Lego set and the release of Death Becomes Her OBC this is my week of delayed gratification.
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Kyle Thomas @kylehemingway.com · 16/04/2025
The epicenter of faggotry in Greater Boston is … the Hyatt Regency Boston Harbor? #geigh (CC: @patrickmharris.bsky.social)
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Patrick Harris @patrickmharris.bsky.social · 15/04/2025
Is getting older really about reading obituaries for people you haven’t thought about in years (and then spiraling into what does it all mean in the end anyways?) Asking for a friend.
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Patrick Harris @patrickmharris.bsky.social · 15/04/2025
Concept art for the Lisa-House-Burning Scene. playbill.com/article/tlc-...
A staircase on fire on stage from Rebecca the musical. TLC Musical announcement headline over a picture of the girl group.
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Patrick Harris @patrickmharris.bsky.social · 13/04/2025
Took myself to see the Shucked tour this afternoon and what a delight that show is! 🌽
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Patrick Harris @patrickmharris.bsky.social · 12/04/2025
My day of Couch™️ continues.
A TV screen showing the opening titles of Titanic.
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Patrick Harris @patrickmharris.bsky.social · 12/04/2025
I can verify the Bissell Little Green Pet Pro carpet cleaner DOES work as confirmed by the five gifts Freddie left throughout my office today that are no longer there. Not sponsored.
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Patrick Harris @patrickmharris.bsky.social · 12/04/2025
I did it first in Pirates of Penzance.
Lady Gaga on stage at Coachella holding and dancing with a skeleton. A man in a backwards hat poses with a skeleton. They’re both smiling.
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Patrick Harris @patrickmharris.bsky.social · 10/04/2025
Some select views from the Kylie Minogue Tension tour last night, from which I’m still thriving off and finding bits of confetti that followed us home from.
Kylie onstage singing in front of Mars?Kylie onstage singing in front of dancers in blow up inflatable costumes. Kylie closer on a small stage with a disco ball reflecting 1000 beams of light. Nothing but white confetti.
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Patrick Harris @patrickmharris.bsky.social · 09/04/2025
The amount of internal rallying and prepping for a concert when you’re a millennial. 🙄 Padam padam. 😍
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Patrick Harris @patrickmharris.bsky.social · 08/04/2025
This is the best journalism we all need now.
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Kyle Thomas @kylehemingway.com · 07/04/2025
So in the end, Greg DID end up working for Black Lives Matter. #WhiteLotus
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Patrick Harris @patrickmharris.bsky.social · 07/04/2025
Fine. Just give me another show on HBO where Carrie Coon delivers a peak acting moment in a glorious finale.
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Patrick Harris @patrickmharris.bsky.social · 06/04/2025
Our HOA is like being legally forced into a group project with truly incompetent people and never being able to finish the project because they keep accidentally hitting the delete button.
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Patrick Harris @patrickmharris.bsky.social · 04/04/2025
Our new Soda Stream got delivered today in our effort to not use so many cans. Because that will save the world. 😬
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maura quint @mauraquint.bsky.social · 02/04/2025
"oh really? Cory Booker can speak passionately for over 24 straight hours on the Senate floor and never stumble but you went to work for a few hours and now you're 'too tired' to go get a drink with me??" -how I'm going to be annoying to my friends going forward
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Patrick Harris @patrickmharris.bsky.social · 01/04/2025
I had no meetings today so I spent the entire day working from the couch, laying down, in sweat pants and my BroadwayCon 2016 Tshirt and feeling like nobody should ever see me like this. Sorry to my husband and dog.
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Patrick Harris @patrickmharris.bsky.social · 01/04/2025
You know what April 1 means? 16 more days until the Death Becomes Her cast album comes out and I can listen to more than the four same songs.
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Patrick Harris @patrickmharris.bsky.social · 01/04/2025
The entire cast is delightful. And Matt Bomer…is…funny? He goes from Fellow Travelers to this? The RANGE.
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Patrick Harris @patrickmharris.bsky.social · 01/04/2025
Mid-Century Modern is like…good? I find myself chuckling and enjoying myself often. Quelle surprise.
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Patrick Harris @patrickmharris.bsky.social · 31/03/2025
I’m craving some pie. But I’m not quite sure why. Guess I’ll have cookies instead. (I was never a fan of or good at poetry.)
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Patrick Harris @patrickmharris.bsky.social · 30/03/2025
This show was every single thing that I thought it would be in every way.
A playbill cover of Smash in front of a lit sign that says Smash. An actress in a gold dress walks down the red carpet taking her bows
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Patrick Harris @patrickmharris.bsky.social · 28/03/2025
Cancelled TV show that you will never stop thinking about I have so many but this one was the shit for me in college.
A poster of Dead Like Me with five people in a graveyard.
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