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Can’t start a fire without a spark

@kylecbruno.bsky.social
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Still crazy after all these years

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Can’t start a fire without a spark @kylecbruno.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Hardly anyone wearing any team gear compared to a game today
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Can’t start a fire without a spark @kylecbruno.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Damn Patty Mills - be better two and a half years ago my guy
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Can’t start a fire without a spark @kylecbruno.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Oh this take is aging poorly
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Can’t start a fire without a spark @kylecbruno.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Elon was going to start his own party
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Jay Willis @jaywillis.net · 01/10/2026
Man, imagine you're minding your own business, getting kind of drunk with your friends at a picturesque brewery in Maine, when suddenly John Roberts walks by and you get to start heckling him. Must have felt incredible. That's the dream. www.nytimes.com/2026/10/01/u...
The chief justice used to preside over a Supreme Court whose members were afforded more privacy and freedom than many other public officials. Once, years ago, Mr. Lipson and the chief justice found themselves up the peninsula from Port Clyde without a car, Mr. Lipson recalled in an interview. So he stuck out his thumb by the side of the road and a pickup truck pulled over. He and the nation’s top jurist hopped in the back and hitchhiked back to town.

Now, Mr. Lipson said, he is cautious about introducing his friend to strangers. This year, on an outing to nearby Monhegan Island, people recognized the chief justice as he walked by a brewery and started to chant: You should be ashamed.
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Can’t start a fire without a spark @kylecbruno.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Jack Smith traveling to Atlanta to sit next to Fanni Willis will become an article of faith among the champions of liars in a matter of weeks.
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Can’t start a fire without a spark @kylecbruno.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Now those are Kevin Hart commercials I would enjoy
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CJ Fogler @cjzero.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
another incredible Murakami champagne celebration interview (via CHSN White Sox)
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Can’t start a fire without a spark @kylecbruno.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Very normal speech for the secretary of defense to be making
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Can’t start a fire without a spark @kylecbruno.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
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'I never thought leopards would eat MY face,' sobs woman who voted for the Leopards Eating People's Faces Party.
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Can’t start a fire without a spark @kylecbruno.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
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Can’t start a fire without a spark @kylecbruno.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
I have a hot take that I will defend to the grave - Aerosmith is the worst rock band ever - because they suck shit but act like they are Led Zeppelin
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Edgar Cairo, Illinois @nickbpss.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
It’s very 2026 that the Jets and Giants have a cheap field that takes out players they’re paying hundreds of millions of dollars to. Savings!
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Can’t start a fire without a spark @kylecbruno.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
I have lived by one motto for the last quarter century - fuck zuck No regrets
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rax ‘levon honkers’ king @raxkingisdead.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
you guys broke watergate
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Can’t start a fire without a spark @kylecbruno.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Fuck yes!!!! Kiss sucks donkey ass
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Can’t start a fire without a spark @kylecbruno.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
As a lifelong Dolphins fan - John Beck was the most scarred man to ever step onto a nfl field
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Can’t start a fire without a spark @kylecbruno.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Watching the games - I feel like there is not a lot of offensive creativity - from lack of motion or formations - to scheme guys open. Felt like this issue was acute in the red zone on Sunday. In your opinion - how much of the offensives struggles been scheme based as opposed to talent based?
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Can’t start a fire without a spark @kylecbruno.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Wistfully recalling that movies used to have sex scenes
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Can’t start a fire without a spark @kylecbruno.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Isn’t he running for governor of Ohio which is a job that is not involved in the administration of a federal benefit - social security
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Can’t start a fire without a spark @kylecbruno.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Yes. He is absolutely looking for the lizard king’s castle at the heart of the hollow earth
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Can’t start a fire without a spark @kylecbruno.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
His face is very red
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Dave Weigel @daveweigel.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Empty seats on both sides of me as I hear the president insist that the American Airlines Center is full and there are thousands of people outside. Nothing new to say, just... wow, 11 years of this, huh
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Can’t start a fire without a spark @kylecbruno.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
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Clint Eastwood's Disgusted Look
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Can’t start a fire without a spark @kylecbruno.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
My man
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Jason Bailey @jasondashbailey.com · 09/09/2026
Remind me: how many teenagers did Wikipedia encourage to kill themselves
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Can’t start a fire without a spark @kylecbruno.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Man this dude looks like a fucking creep
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Bootsy Spankins, P.I. @bootsyspankinspi.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
Blonde on Blonde on Blonde on Blonde on Blonde on Blonde on Blonde on Blonde on Blonde on Blonde
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Can’t start a fire without a spark @kylecbruno.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
She was right on this one
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Can’t start a fire without a spark @kylecbruno.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
Now that is a headline
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Can’t start a fire without a spark @kylecbruno.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
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Can’t start a fire without a spark @kylecbruno.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
Ah yes, it was Canada’s prime minister who started a trade war and constantly referred to America as their 11th province
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Can’t start a fire without a spark @kylecbruno.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
The women baked an American flag cake is forever priceless
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Can’t start a fire without a spark @kylecbruno.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
Without saying your age, what is your favorite movie that came out when you were 20 years old?
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Can’t start a fire without a spark @kylecbruno.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
Also know as the majority
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Can’t start a fire without a spark @kylecbruno.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
Ah but saving both lives and money is communism I am told
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Can’t start a fire without a spark @kylecbruno.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
Well - Kroenke is a Walton through marriage & he owns the rams, angels and avalanche. The Waltons also own the broncos. Josh Harris owns three teams in three leagues. The Maras and Rooneys are related through marriage. Ted Leonsis & John Henry have two teams. So we are off to a pretty good start.
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Can’t start a fire without a spark @kylecbruno.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
Dems lack of agenda is a huge missed opportunity, but it is hard to have a coherent agenda when the party is too busy infighting
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Jason Bailey @jasondashbailey.com · 31/08/2026
He knows this is hypocrisy. What's more, he fucking LOVES that it is hypocrisy. He knows how mad it'll make all the libs, and how worked up they'll get pointing out the hypocrisy. I'm just... so fucking tired of a government comprised entirely of trolls.
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Can’t start a fire without a spark @kylecbruno.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
Does he think we won 9/11?
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Can’t start a fire without a spark @kylecbruno.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
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Perfect I Think You Should Leave Tim Robinson Hot Dog
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Can’t start a fire without a spark @kylecbruno.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
Big time appeal in ancient Anatolia
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Trëy @quiksnowboard7.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
#MusicHistory 35 years ago today, 1991, Jeff Ament, Stone Gossard, Dave Krusen, Mike McCready and Eddie Vedder — aka Pearl Jam — released their massive debut album, Ten. Despite eventually becoming enormous, Ten was anything but an overnight success, it took a year to hit #2 on the Billboard 200.
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Can’t start a fire without a spark @kylecbruno.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
Not having to do circumcision to be Christian was St. Paul’s big innovation
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Can’t start a fire without a spark @kylecbruno.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
Real ones know
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Can’t start a fire without a spark @kylecbruno.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
Man Elton John really regrew hair as he ages didn’t he
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Can’t start a fire without a spark @kylecbruno.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
This is my process!
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Can’t start a fire without a spark @kylecbruno.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
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Can’t start a fire without a spark @kylecbruno.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
Didn’t this guy just come out and say he had an incurable disease
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Can’t start a fire without a spark @kylecbruno.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
Got to hand it to him. This was indeed the top issue in 2006
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