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Kyle Clark

@kyleaclark.bsky.social
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software eng // 4th gen arizonan // basketball, books, burgers, beets, beers, bourbon, breaking bad

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Kyle Clark @kyleaclark.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
A cloudy rainy day in Phx on Suns media day is apropos of this offseason and the dark cloud cast by the front office. Disappointing on many levels and selfishly it’s a bummer to feel like I’m letting my ethics and morals slip by watching them when the Suns are supposed to provide relief and joy.
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Kyle Clark @kyleaclark.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Choosin’ Texas is that an old Bob Wills song?
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Kyle Clark @kyleaclark.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
My guy Raleek Brown playing for Texas pains me
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Kyle Clark @kyleaclark.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
When you do the car service and they tell you it’s a 2 hour wait Me: hell yeah bro take your time I’m walking over to the dive to grab a beer and watch college ball
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Kyle Clark @kyleaclark.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Home with baby solo for the first time and baby magically needs 3 diaper changes in less than an hour including a double potty change for 4 diapers total. Please send Friday beers.
Steve Martin battered in Planes, Trains, and Automobiles
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Kyle Clark @kyleaclark.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
And yet Nathan Fielder managed to fly a commercial Boeing 737 for a tv show
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Kyle Clark @kyleaclark.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
You know you’re deliriously tired when you almost pour coffee into the bottle warmer and not your cup right next to it. And this is one of my freshest mornings in a while.
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Kyle Clark @kyleaclark.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Arizona Cardinals football is back
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Kyle Clark @kyleaclark.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Get rid of the specks and make these the permanent Cardinals uniforms
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Kyle Clark @kyleaclark.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
That’s a devastating loss for Da Bears (Caleb specifically) but I did pick the Vikings in the upset.
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Kyle Clark @kyleaclark.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Trinidad for Heisman
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Kyle Clark @kyleaclark.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Lane Kiffin losing on a Sam Leavitt game ending interception is sweet karma
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Kyle Clark @kyleaclark.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Dad dinner. Grilled ribeye and baked potato with the fixings and leftover takeout mac n chz and brussels sprouts. First proper fresh home cooked meal in several weeks and even got a round of squats in beforehand on the back patio.
Grilled ribeye with baked potato and toppings and Mac n chz and Brussels sprouts on the side
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Kyle Clark @kyleaclark.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
London first day unknowingly meandered into the London Marathon. That was interesting. Then walked to see Big Ben and couldn’t find it. Map showed we’re right smack on the dot. Turned out a multi year renovation had just started covered in scaffolding hiding it.
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Kyle Clark @kyleaclark.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Went Full English today for a homemade breakfast with ASU playing in London.
Breakfast at a London hotel
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Kyle Clark @kyleaclark.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Friday nights for us now…
3 Men and a Baby movie3 Men and a Baby movie
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Kyle Clark @kyleaclark.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Cardinals don’t suck?
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Kyle Clark @kyleaclark.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Kyler wyd
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Kyle Clark @kyleaclark.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Let’s go Devils!
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Kyle Clark @kyleaclark.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
Baby Oliver says hey Suns fans!
Baby Oliver with a basketball rattle toy covering his face
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Kyle Clark @kyleaclark.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
3rd annual August social media cleanse starts tomorrow. The timing couldn’t be better. See you in September.
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Kyle Clark @kyleaclark.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
I ate plant-based / vegetarian for over 3 years from my late teens into early 20’s. Stopped for a change. A different set of reasons (see: old) has me exploring that diet again. Vegan bahn mi with tofu and curried couscous for lunch. They did not have plant-based food like this back in my day.
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Kyle Clark @kyleaclark.bsky.social · 25/07/2026
Record high and low today in Phoenix. Breaking records just set in 2023.
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Kyle Clark @kyleaclark.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
LeBron taking America 250 to heart
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Kyle Clark @kyleaclark.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
76ers-Knicks opening night matchup will pull the biggest regular season ratings in league history
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Kyle Clark @kyleaclark.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
Trust the process amirite
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Kyle Clark @kyleaclark.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
76ers is meh. Not an exciting storybook ending even if they win a title. Cavs or Warriors was more poetic.
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Kyle Clark @kyleaclark.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
LeBron on the 76ers
Shaq on the Celtics
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Kyle Clark @kyleaclark.bsky.social · 23/07/2026
Sorry Sounders fans I brought Arizona sports stink with me. Historic 5-1 loss to rival Portland last week and a 3-1 loss tonight.
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Kyle Clark @kyleaclark.bsky.social · 21/07/2026
Piping hot chips right as you sit down at a Mexican restaurant served with a large bowl of salsa and hot sauce. All the other chips are playing for 2nd place.
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Kyle Clark @kyleaclark.bsky.social · 21/07/2026
90’s SportsCenter, 00’s ESPN dot com, 10’s Grantland, and all the other great sports content and journalism in between like PTI, 30 for 30, and on and on. Helluva run from the Worldwide Leader in Sports.
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Kyle Clark @kyleaclark.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
I still dream of the Argentine steak sandwich I got off a food truck in San Francisco that I ate in my hotel room right at tipoff for Game 2 of the 2015 NBA Finals.
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Kyle Clark @kyleaclark.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
Going to miss World Cup. Pausa de 4 años.
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Kyle Clark @kyleaclark.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
¡Viva España!
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Kyle Clark @kyleaclark.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
The most dominating ass kicking from one team in a tie game I’ve ever seen in any sport
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Kyle Clark @kyleaclark.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
Martinez blocking everything like Pudge Rodriguez
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Kyle Clark @kyleaclark.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
Spain throwing a no hitter in the 8th inning with a handful of quality hits of their own and yet nothing to show for it.
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Kyle Clark @kyleaclark.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
Need pausa de hidratación y baño with the regularity of these 3 hour movies in theatre
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Kyle Clark @kyleaclark.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
Won me over with the muppets
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Kyle Clark @kyleaclark.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
World Cup waffle season
Homemade Belgian waffle with butter and jam, scrambled eggs with parm and hot sauce, and 2 chicken maple sausages
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Kyle Clark @kyleaclark.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
Not crying for OKC but this sucks.
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Kyle Clark @kyleaclark.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
England-France the Arena Football of football
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Kyle Clark @kyleaclark.bsky.social · 18/07/2026
Might fuck around and move to Seattle next year
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Kyle Clark @kyleaclark.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
Midnight showing of The Village and everyone at the end letting out an audible wtf what was that
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Kyle Clark @kyleaclark.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
Nice!
Sounders down 4-0 to Timbers at 69 minute mark
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Kyle Clark @kyleaclark.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
My first day as a Seattle Sounders fan is going about as well as being a fan of any Arizona sports.
Seattle Sounders down 1-0 to Portland Timbers at the 33rd minute
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Kyle Clark @kyleaclark.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
I skeeted or tweeted about Trent signing for the vet min originally and surprised how badly he got squeezed as a free agent. Looks like the Bucks pulled the ol’ Colangelo Uncle Cliff back room deal that used to be perfectly accepted public knowledge.
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Kyle Clark @kyleaclark.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
Haven’t seen a choke job this bad from the English on American soil with victory in their hands since 1776.
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Kyle Clark @kyleaclark.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
Don't Cry for Me Argentina
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Kyle Clark @kyleaclark.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
THEY DID IT AGAIN ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME
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