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Kye Ewing

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Kye Ewing @kyeewing.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
I turned Bluesky years old this week! Ready for the real deal now
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Kye Ewing @kyeewing.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
Good thing they’ve never pushed anyone who was otherwise “unknown to voters” into the spotlight to intentionally incite hatred and violence towards them…(not that I think that’s what Ossoff is doing in this case)
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Kye Ewing @kyeewing.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
One lesson I don’t expect institutional democrats to ever learn - you can actually make the news and shape opinion not just react and follow them
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Kye Ewing @kyeewing.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
Also such bullshit to call it the easy answer - both approaches are complicated and difficult in their own way. Also going no contact is rarely the end of the story because the type of people who require that kind of boundary rarely respect it and do lots of weird shit to maintain contact
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Kye Ewing @kyeewing.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
I only have my own anecdata (but that’s fair game apparently), but as a therapist, I have a lot of clients who spend a lot of time and emotional energy trying to figure out how to maintain relationships with difficult parents and very few who end up going no contact.
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Kye Ewing @kyeewing.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
Also such bullshit to call it the easy answer - both approaches are complicated and difficult in their own way. Also going no contact is rarely the end of the story because the type of people who require that kind of boundary rarely respect it and do lots of weird shit to maintain contact
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Kye Ewing @kyeewing.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
I only have my own anecdata (but that’s fair game apparently), but as a therapist, I have a lot of clients who spend a lot of time and emotional energy trying to figure out how to maintain relationships with difficult parents and very few who end up going no contact.
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It's The Weekend 😌 @craigweekend.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
Ladies and gentlemen... the weekend. (also: you are important and are not alone 🧡)
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Kye Ewing @kyeewing.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
Eating alone at a long table is the only one that’s even remotely true to real life
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Kye Ewing @kyeewing.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
static.klipy.com
The Simpsons: We've Tried Nothing
ALT: The Simpsons: We've Tried Nothing
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Kye Ewing @kyeewing.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
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Kye Ewing @kyeewing.bsky.social · 25/07/2026
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Kye Ewing @kyeewing.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
For clarity, when I “heart” a “skeet” about something terrible, it’s not that I like the terrible thing. It’s also not that I’m glad to be aware of the terrible thing. It’s…
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Kye Ewing @kyeewing.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
Then she mailed it back in and they sent her one! I’m working on coming up with a similar response anytime I’m offered anything having to do with AI
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Kye Ewing @kyeewing.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
One of my favorite stories about my grandma is that she got a letter from Discover telling her to go to their website to request a new card if she wanted one with a picture on it. On the back of the letter she wrote “I don’t have an internet but I would like a card with the sunflower on it” (1/2)
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Kye Ewing @kyeewing.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
Art for the video game Assassin’s Creed 2
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Kye Ewing @kyeewing.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
One message from a woman asking about my politics means there is a civil war 😂😂😂
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Kye Ewing @kyeewing.bsky.social · 10/07/2026
So common to hit construction and just have to throw the rest of the Mapquest printout out the window
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Kye Ewing @kyeewing.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
I suppose that would actually require institutional democrats to Give A Shit AND Do Something, both of which they seem incapable of
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Kye Ewing @kyeewing.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
So baffling to me that the focus is always “we could have so much worse” (Platner vs. Collins) until something horrible comes out rather than just focusing on “we could have so much better!” from the beginning (Platner vs. Mamdani)
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Kye Ewing @kyeewing.bsky.social · 24/06/2026
Also I hadn’t scrolled far enough to realize this is in response to like three progressives winning in NY lol
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Kye Ewing @kyeewing.bsky.social · 24/06/2026
The epitome of institutional logic and shockingly conservative for the head of the DNC
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Kye Ewing @kyeewing.bsky.social · 12/06/2026
I’m just waiting for a “Game Over You Lose” screen to pop up in front of all of us
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Kye Ewing @kyeewing.bsky.social · 02/06/2026
Spending $700 on the new Lego Minas Tirith to save democracy - you’re welcome everyone
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Kye Ewing @kyeewing.bsky.social · 20/05/2026
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Two-Story Outhouse in Gays
This historic lavatory leftover features two levels of defecation stations completely without context.
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Kye Ewing @kyeewing.bsky.social · 20/05/2026
www.atlasobscura.com/places/two-s...
atlasobscura.com
Two-Story Outhouse in Gays
This historic lavatory leftover features two levels of defecation stations completely without context.
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Kye Ewing @kyeewing.bsky.social · 13/05/2026
Two English Bulldog Sisters looking very cute while hyper focused on a toy just off camera. They are both wearing diaper covers and suspenders but you can only see one and it has goldfishies on it
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Kye Ewing @kyeewing.bsky.social · 05/05/2026
The heel
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Kye Ewing @kyeewing.bsky.social · 25/04/2026
Other countries didn’t do this and that’s why there are no anti-vaxxers anywhere else in the world!
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It's The Weekend 😌 @craigweekend.bsky.social · 27/03/2026
Ladies and gentlemen... the weekend. (also: you are important and are not alone 🧡)
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Kye Ewing @kyeewing.bsky.social · 27/03/2026
Go to the gym apparently? 😂
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Kye Ewing @kyeewing.bsky.social · 26/03/2026
“Moderate” - clearly
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Kye Ewing @kyeewing.bsky.social · 23/03/2026
This isn’t intended to glorify that time or hand it to Republicans, it just highlights how much ground Democrats have ceded on the issue (if I’m remembering correctly)
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Kye Ewing @kyeewing.bsky.social · 23/03/2026
Am I misremembering elections within the past 30 years where the focus of immigration debates was how to improve the system for immigrants and asylum seekers? And the areas of disagreement were about how to do that but there was a general bipartisan consensus that it should happen? I feel crazy
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Kye Ewing @kyeewing.bsky.social · 11/03/2026
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Kye Ewing @kyeewing.bsky.social · 11/03/2026
Kurt Vonnegut, Slapstick
"I never said that," I said.
"Other people said it, and you believed them," she said.
"That's worse. You're a Fascist, Wilbur. That's what you are." 
"That's absurd," I said.
"Fascists are inferior people who believe it when somebody tells them they're superior," she said.
"Now, now —" I said.
"Then they want everybody else to die," she said.
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Kye Ewing @kyeewing.bsky.social · 10/03/2026
Sounds like he’s fulfilling campaign promises made by a middle school class president
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Kye Ewing @kyeewing.bsky.social · 10/03/2026
Sounds like he’s fulfilling campaign promises made by a middle school class president
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Kye Ewing @kyeewing.bsky.social · 01/03/2026
What is it after farce?
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Kye Ewing @kyeewing.bsky.social · 13/02/2026
A pair of lime green high heel boots with teletubby heads captioned with the words “Sir I wanna buy these shoes, for my mama please” which is stuck in your head now if you were an evangelical in the 90s
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Kye Ewing @kyeewing.bsky.social · 09/01/2026
And abuser logic is of course an interpersonal manifestation of fascist, supremacist (of all kinds) logic - comply with our arbitrary, ever changing, contradictory, implicit commands or we have every right to kill you
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Kye Ewing @kyeewing.bsky.social · 09/01/2026
I know I’m not even close to the first person to say this, but this is straight up abuser logic - you should have known not to do x or say y or look at me funny when I’ve had a stressful week and therefore my violence is justified
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Kye Ewing @kyeewing.bsky.social · 09/01/2026
Good thing they’re always driving clearly marked vehicles and uniforms and making sure there aren’t other people nearby when they start black bagging people! Totally reasonable expectation!
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Kye Ewing @kyeewing.bsky.social · 07/01/2026
The squishiest English bulldog face you’ve ever seen resting on a gray and white blanket, eyes closed, oblivious to the horrors of the world around her as god intended. Not pictured: her cute little suspenders and diaper cover because she is a special girl.
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Kye Ewing @kyeewing.bsky.social · 02/01/2026
No cheating. Reskeet with the most recent picture of your pet.
A tricolor English bulldog named Frida looking extremely annoyed which is hard to convey because she has a very squishy face
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Kye Ewing @kyeewing.bsky.social · 19/12/2025
Depending on the metric, either Titanic, Armageddon, or Saving Private Ryan 😳😵‍💫
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Kye Ewing @kyeewing.bsky.social · 05/12/2025
At a certain point, don’t all rights irreparably harm the administration’s ability to carry out their agenda if their agenda is to violate our rights?
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Kye Ewing @kyeewing.bsky.social · 01/12/2025
A microcosm of every policy decision in the United States (spoiler alert: we always choose the “speedy commute”)
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Kye Ewing @kyeewing.bsky.social · 22/11/2025
Is the point of these kinds of statements to just eviscerate meaning entirely? “When it comes down to it, telling someone ‘I love you’ and ‘go fuck yourself’ are both forms of communicating strong emotions to another human” Okay?
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Kye Ewing @kyeewing.bsky.social · 18/09/2025
It’s only hypocrisy if you take what they say at face value, which at this point is just willful ignorance
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