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Kye Ewing

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Kye Ewing @kyeewing.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
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Kye Ewing @kyeewing.bsky.social · 25/07/2026
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Kye Ewing @kyeewing.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
Art for the video game Assassin’s Creed 2
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Kye Ewing @kyeewing.bsky.social · 13/05/2026
Two English Bulldog Sisters looking very cute while hyper focused on a toy just off camera. They are both wearing diaper covers and suspenders but you can only see one and it has goldfishies on it
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Kye Ewing @kyeewing.bsky.social · 11/03/2026
Kurt Vonnegut, Slapstick
"I never said that," I said.
"Other people said it, and you believed them," she said.
"That's worse. You're a Fascist, Wilbur. That's what you are." 
"That's absurd," I said.
"Fascists are inferior people who believe it when somebody tells them they're superior," she said.
"Now, now —" I said.
"Then they want everybody else to die," she said.
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Kye Ewing @kyeewing.bsky.social · 13/02/2026
A pair of lime green high heel boots with teletubby heads captioned with the words “Sir I wanna buy these shoes, for my mama please” which is stuck in your head now if you were an evangelical in the 90s
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Kye Ewing @kyeewing.bsky.social · 07/01/2026
The squishiest English bulldog face you’ve ever seen resting on a gray and white blanket, eyes closed, oblivious to the horrors of the world around her as god intended. Not pictured: her cute little suspenders and diaper cover because she is a special girl.
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Kye Ewing @kyeewing.bsky.social · 02/01/2026
No cheating. Reskeet with the most recent picture of your pet.
A tricolor English bulldog named Frida looking extremely annoyed which is hard to convey because she has a very squishy face
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Kye Ewing @kyeewing.bsky.social · 29/06/2025
Happy Pride to those in and out of the closet!
A photo of a children’s puzzle depicting Bert and Ernie from Sesame Street. Ernie is holding Bert by the shoulders and saying “we’re friends” but there’s definitely a vibe
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Kye Ewing @kyeewing.bsky.social · 05/04/2025
From “Slapstick” by Kurt Vonnegut in 1976
"I never said that," I said.
"Other people said it, and you believed them," she said.
"That's worse. You're a Fascist, Wilbur. That's what you are."
"That's absurd," I said.
"Fascists are inferior people who believe it when somebody tells them they're superior," she said.
"Now, now —" I said.
"Then they want everybody else to die," she said.
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Kye Ewing @kyeewing.bsky.social · 02/12/2024
How bulldogs feel about the first snow of the year…
A two year old English bulldog sitting in a dry patch under the overhang outside a back door to avoid being in the snow and looking out at the snow suspiciously
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Kye Ewing @kyeewing.bsky.social · 18/11/2024
Frida content for the day. For context, she can get on the couch by herself, but she prefers to whine until you stop doing whatever you’re doing to lift her up.
A Tri color English bulldog named Frida looking at the camera with her front legs up on a couch
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Kye Ewing @kyeewing.bsky.social · 17/11/2024
Frida can be a jerk sometimes but she is also extremely cute and is being trained to block Nazis
A tri-color English bulldog named Frida in the early morning sunlight on the back of a couch in a screened in porch
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