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koda👻

@kxda.bsky.social
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27|| she/her i talk about my husband & my cat a lot. || matthew lillard & fall out boy enthusiast 🖤

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koda👻 @kxda.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
i just hate the extra money on my bill until its paid off🫩 and then they had the nerve to charge $10 for shipping but i may not get it until the end of the month?!
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koda👻 @kxda.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
i had to cave and order a new phone ☹️ i knew i needed to but i was trying to put it off lol
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koda👻 @kxda.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
my toxic trait is i think i sound as good as patrick stump when im alone in my car
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koda👻 @kxda.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
as i was walking up the driveway my husband tried talking to me through the window i didnt know was open. i think the kids outside heard me yell. 😭
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koda👻 @kxda.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
anytime i bring up how bad i want thrashers fries my husband and i have a debate on vinegar on fries. he hates it, and hes allowed to be wrong
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koda👻 @kxda.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
no its so cute i love it
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koda👻 @kxda.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
put a lil witch hat on top of the nun hat!!
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koda👻 @kxda.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
as above so below is one of my favorite movies but it freaks me out so bad. this is worse because its real and these people are stressing me tf out
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koda👻 @kxda.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
we’re watching a youtube video of these people in the paris catacombs looking for a lost explorer and it has me so on edge
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koda👻 @kxda.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
we get a pass because i think books are a good hobby to be spending money on lol
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koda👻 @kxda.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
i keep saying ill slow down on buying books and use my kindle and i keep lying lol
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koda👻 @kxda.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
blacked out in the store but i did not expect to find this many
a stack of books in front of haunted house decor. the titles are: will1am, the macabre, silent nightmares, slewfoot, all hallows, them, the unseen, and the unknown.
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koda👻 @kxda.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
thank you!!🫶🏻 as long as they stay infrequent she’ll be fine, it just means we have to be helicopter parents and keep an eye on her all the time lol
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koda👻 @kxda.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
my husband will ask if i wanna watch a movie and i say yes and then shoot down every option 😭
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koda👻 @kxda.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
went to a local independent bookstore this morning and found so much good stuff i feel like i have to post a haul
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koda👻 @kxda.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
boundaries and knocked loose played a show somewhere around here this weekend and i missed it 😭
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koda👻 @kxda.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
the temp started dropping and my circulation issues immediately started acting up so walkings gonna hurt until april 🙃 but i still prefer this over summer heat
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koda👻 @kxda.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
what does it say about us that when we walk into the italian place near our house they hand us our order without saying a word
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koda👻 @kxda.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
& im not complaining because id rather spend the money to know it wasnt a concern but my husband has been telling her shes full of shit all day😂😭
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koda👻 @kxda.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
almost a grand later, dingles episodes are seizures🥲 but at least we know
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koda👻 @kxda.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
hes glad someone supports his shitposting 🫶🏻
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koda👻 @kxda.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
dingles vet appointment is today and i am so scared 😣
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koda👻 @kxda.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
when dingle hears my husband getting her wet food ready at night she trots in the kitchen, and he does the same bit every time. “oh you wanted some too? i made this for me. but you can have mine.”
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koda👻 @kxda.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
between this & memorials chizmar is becoming a favorite author of mine
a hardcover copy of widows point by richard & w.h. chizmar. the book is on a green blanket.
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koda👻 @kxda.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
its 5 o’clock somewhere or something
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koda👻 @kxda.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
on my way home with my windows down i heard a loud noise and then saw a plane flying very low and freaked out for a second. yall. i forgot i pass the airport everyday.
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koda👻 @kxda.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
i think youre being way too hard on yourself ☹️ youre doing great!!!
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koda👻 @kxda.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
🎃October #promosky🎃 27|she/her|married 🕸️cozy games 🕷️dead by daylight 🕸️anything horror 🕷️books (mysteries, thrillers, horror) 🕸️crochet follow me because my cats cute and its my birthday month🫶🏻
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koda👻 @kxda.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
fall out boy gets my ass every single year with the halloween merch
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koda👻 @kxda.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
my schedule is so different dingle is so annoyed with me
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koda👻 @kxda.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
as soon as he popped up on screen i was upset lmao
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koda👻 @kxda.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
the only plot i remember is the one with ben and the episode ends with jd asking “where do you think we are right now?” and im at that episode 🥲
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koda👻 @kxda.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
its been so long since ive watched scrubs that my rewatch feels like a first watch
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koda👻 @kxda.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
my few weeks of cosplaying a housewife are over but i survived my first day 🤠
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koda👻 @kxda.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
this will always be the best version of IT
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koda👻 @kxda.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
yes!! & we finally decided to have a housewarming party and as soon as we started seriously planning life was like “lol actually nevermind!!”
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koda👻 @kxda.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
not only am i anticipating spending a couple grand on dingles vet appointment, our roof is now leaking. 🙃 every time it feels like we catch up something very expensive goes wrong
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koda👻 @kxda.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
I WAS SO SAD but its my fault, i forgot about ren fair and hit so much traffic lol
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koda👻 @kxda.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
we got there a whole 20 minutes after it started and it was picked clean!!!! 🥲
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koda👻 @kxda.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
one of our malls is doing a book fair. $25 to fill a tote with as many books as you can. i am so excited🤩
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koda👻 @kxda.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
omg i thought it was only 2, 4 feels excessive 😂
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koda👻 @kxda.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
im pretty sure this has a couple different endings!! i found an alternate on youtube because i thought i was going crazy on a rewatch lol
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koda👻 @kxda.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
theyre so cute!!!
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koda👻 @kxda.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
we get extra every time so we can have some the next day lmao
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koda👻 @kxda.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
one time the cashier at canes joked about our order being weird and i had to admit im vegetarian and only go for the sauce and bread
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koda👻 @kxda.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
trying out some calming treats for her upcoming car ride and she looks like shes melting 🥹
a brown, white, and black cat asleep in a window bed. shes sleeping with one paw facing up.
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koda👻 @kxda.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
so many things are going wrong im starting to think someone hired an etsy witch on me
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koda👻 @kxda.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
her vet called me and moved her appointment up. 😬 ill shut up about this soon i promise i just need to spiral for a second lmao
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koda👻 @kxda.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
ive always been against cameras inside the house but we’re both about to be in office full time again, and im scared dingle will have another episode 🥲 so cameras are going up this weekend
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koda👻 @kxda.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
exterminator was making small talk and goes “is that a signed matthew lillard photo on the wall?” and usually nobody can call it out by name like that lol
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