koda👻 @kxda.bsky.social · 8h🎃October #promosky🎃 27|she/her|married 🕸️cozy games 🕷️dead by daylight 🕸️anything horror 🕷️books (mysteries, thrillers, horror) 🕸️crochet follow me because my cats cute and its my birthday month🫶🏻 0114
koda👻 @kxda.bsky.social · 30/09/2026its been so long since ive watched scrubs that my rewatch feels like a first watch 161
koda👻 @kxda.bsky.social · 28/09/2026my few weeks of cosplaying a housewife are over but i survived my first day 🤠 040
koda👻 @kxda.bsky.social · 27/09/2026not only am i anticipating spending a couple grand on dingles vet appointment, our roof is now leaking. 🙃 every time it feels like we catch up something very expensive goes wrong 270
koda👻 @kxda.bsky.social · 26/09/2026one of our malls is doing a book fair. $25 to fill a tote with as many books as you can. i am so excited🤩 360
koda👻 @kxda.bsky.social · 25/09/2026one time the cashier at canes joked about our order being weird and i had to admit im vegetarian and only go for the sauce and bread 150
koda👻 @kxda.bsky.social · 24/09/2026trying out some calming treats for her upcoming car ride and she looks like shes melting 🥹 070
koda👻 @kxda.bsky.social · 23/09/2026so many things are going wrong im starting to think someone hired an etsy witch on me 160
koda👻 @kxda.bsky.social · 23/09/2026ive always been against cameras inside the house but we’re both about to be in office full time again, and im scared dingle will have another episode 🥲 so cameras are going up this weekend 190
koda👻 @kxda.bsky.social · 23/09/2026exterminator was making small talk and goes “is that a signed matthew lillard photo on the wall?” and usually nobody can call it out by name like that lol 050
koda👻 @kxda.bsky.social · 22/09/2026dingle needs a vet appointment for whats either a small inner ear issue or something neurological. im not panicking, you are. 260
koda👻 @kxda.bsky.social · 22/09/2026i have a new opportunity starting next week and im so excited but my impostor syndrome is going insane lol 290
koda👻 @kxda.bsky.social · 21/09/2026theres a nice fall breeze outside and its making me wanna open every window in the house 040
koda👻 @kxda.bsky.social · 20/09/2026good morning its 6 am if anyone wanted an update there is most definitely a critter in the roof. i am more stressed about it than i probably should be. 🤩 170
koda👻 @kxda.bsky.social · 20/09/2026just went insane hunting down a noise my husband couldnt hear. theres something on our roof and i can hear it scratching lol 150
koda👻 @kxda.bsky.social · 19/09/2026sales people caught my husband outside and said “oh washing the cars?” and he said he just finished and one of them leaned on his car????? why would you even do that???? 160
koda👻 @kxda.bsky.social · 18/09/2026i have an absurd hoard of yarn i need to work through🥲 if anyone wants a blanket hmu 020
koda👻 @kxda.bsky.social · 16/09/2026im always gonna have at least a couple weird little guys on my bag 041
koda👻 @kxda.bsky.social · 15/09/2026the worst part of thrifting is washing everything 3 times to get the weird smell out 030
koda👻 @kxda.bsky.social · 14/09/2026someones been flipping the house across from ours since we moved in and it takes so much self control not to go ask what theyre doing. im nosy as hell and i love seeing how people decorate lol 020
koda👻 @kxda.bsky.social · 12/09/2026the man flu only exists in my house when i get sick, pray for my poor husband who has to deal with my dramatics lmao 140
koda👻 @kxda.bsky.social · 11/09/2026i have free time and i cant pick which hobby i wanna use it for, so im gonna sit here and doom scroll until bed and then be really mad about it. 070
koda👻 @kxda.bsky.social · 11/09/2026i either have on no makeup or a noticeable amount. i just put on a subtle amount and i feel like i look a little uncanny valley 020
koda👻 @kxda.bsky.social · 11/09/2026wide awake at 4:30 for some reason but i get to listen to an early morning storm at least 🌧️ 030
koda👻 @kxda.bsky.social · 11/09/2026my dad texted me to have me ask my mom something. i ask mom. she says “ill handle him.” my dad texts back less than 2 minutes later and said “damn your mother responded quick” and im still laughing about it😭 031
koda👻 @kxda.bsky.social · 10/09/2026i wish i could do nail art because i want a set of carmela soprano frenchies so bad 😭 040
koda👻 @kxda.bsky.social · 10/09/2026my father in law warned me when he was helping us move that the long kitchen island was nice, but theyre a clutter magnet. and i shrugged it off. he was so right. i hate cleaning this thing off. 😭 150
koda👻 @kxda.bsky.social · 09/09/2026we have a laundry closet with storage. i was just in there to get the extra detergent out of the back corner. i pick the box up and i am looking at the biggest spider ive seen in a while. 130
koda👻 @kxda.bsky.social · 09/09/2026i sent my husband a reel of a pumpkin snickerdoodle recipe & when they dumped the pumpkin in he went “that’s a LOT of cayenne” and then laughed so hard at his own joke he choked 010
koda👻 @kxda.bsky.social · 08/09/2026i had to take my mom home when everyone was getting to the elementary school on her street to pick their kids up. i forgot how horrible it is to try to leave that neighborhood between 2-3 pm 020
koda👻 @kxda.bsky.social · 07/09/2026husband is making us pizza on the smoker for lunch & is gonna get a street corn dip going at the same time. im so excited. 030
koda👻 @kxda.bsky.social · 06/09/2026i just found one of our little bird friends in the garden and im distraught. 130
koda👻 @kxda.bsky.social · 06/09/2026feeling the need to get a certification in my field because suddenly 5 years of experience (self taught!!) does not seem like enough😭 030
koda👻 @kxda.bsky.social · 06/09/2026life got so busy on me the last couple months i havent time to game a whole bunch:( 170
koda👻 @kxda.bsky.social · 04/09/2026did the scary thing today and while i feel better, im anxious still lol 060
koda👻 @kxda.bsky.social · 04/09/2026me, second guessing a big decision i made. my husband: “are you afraid of [redacted] or are you afraid that youre standing up for yourself?” read me to filth in a single sentence. 170
koda👻 @kxda.bsky.social · 02/09/2026gonna try to get all the house chores done between now and friday so i can spend the long weekend rotting in front of my pc 🤩 040
koda👻 @kxda.bsky.social · 02/09/2026my pottsfield over the garden wall set came in today and i am so excited 😭 040
koda👻 @kxda.bsky.social · 01/09/2026anyway. husband put out a block of bird seed for the squirrel friend and he found it 🥹 191
koda👻 @kxda.bsky.social · 01/09/2026bringing this back for september with some updated dingle pics #promosky 🤠 0152
koda👻 @kxda.bsky.social · 31/08/2026im being made to feel stupid all the time and i actually cant handle it anymore lol 350
koda👻 @kxda.bsky.social · 31/08/2026my husband points out what he calls a “you camaro” when he watches racing videos and theres a 4th gen😭 im gonna mourn that car forever lol 020