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@kxda.bsky.social
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27|| she/her i talk about my husband & my cat a lot. || matthew lillard & fall out boy enthusiast 🖤

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koda👻 @kxda.bsky.social · 8h
🎃October #promosky🎃 27|she/her|married 🕸️cozy games 🕷️dead by daylight 🕸️anything horror 🕷️books (mysteries, thrillers, horror) 🕸️crochet follow me because my cats cute and its my birthday month🫶🏻
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koda👻 @kxda.bsky.social · 8h
fall out boy gets my ass every single year with the halloween merch
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koda👻 @kxda.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
my schedule is so different dingle is so annoyed with me
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koda👻 @kxda.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
its been so long since ive watched scrubs that my rewatch feels like a first watch
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koda👻 @kxda.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
my few weeks of cosplaying a housewife are over but i survived my first day 🤠
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koda👻 @kxda.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
not only am i anticipating spending a couple grand on dingles vet appointment, our roof is now leaking. 🙃 every time it feels like we catch up something very expensive goes wrong
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koda👻 @kxda.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
one of our malls is doing a book fair. $25 to fill a tote with as many books as you can. i am so excited🤩
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koda👻 @kxda.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
one time the cashier at canes joked about our order being weird and i had to admit im vegetarian and only go for the sauce and bread
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koda👻 @kxda.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
trying out some calming treats for her upcoming car ride and she looks like shes melting 🥹
a brown, white, and black cat asleep in a window bed. shes sleeping with one paw facing up.
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koda👻 @kxda.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
so many things are going wrong im starting to think someone hired an etsy witch on me
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koda👻 @kxda.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
ive always been against cameras inside the house but we’re both about to be in office full time again, and im scared dingle will have another episode 🥲 so cameras are going up this weekend
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koda👻 @kxda.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
exterminator was making small talk and goes “is that a signed matthew lillard photo on the wall?” and usually nobody can call it out by name like that lol
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koda👻 @kxda.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
dingle needs a vet appointment for whats either a small inner ear issue or something neurological. im not panicking, you are.
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koda👻 @kxda.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
i have a new opportunity starting next week and im so excited but my impostor syndrome is going insane lol
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koda👻 @kxda.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
my own playlist gives me whiplash sometimes
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koda👻 @kxda.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
theres a nice fall breeze outside and its making me wanna open every window in the house
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koda👻 @kxda.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
good morning its 6 am 🫩 if anyone wanted an update there is most definitely a critter in the roof. i am more stressed about it than i probably should be. 🤩
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koda👻 @kxda.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
just went insane hunting down a noise my husband couldnt hear. theres something on our roof and i can hear it scratching lol
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koda👻 @kxda.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
sales people caught my husband outside and said “oh washing the cars?” and he said he just finished and one of them leaned on his car????? why would you even do that????
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koda👻 @kxda.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
leaving the house so i have an excuse to look like a person
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koda👻 @kxda.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
i have an absurd hoard of yarn i need to work through🥲 if anyone wants a blanket hmu
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koda👻 @kxda.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
yes i have anxiety, why do you ask?
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koda👻 @kxda.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
im always gonna have at least a couple weird little guys on my bag
a small black bag with a silver chain on the front. it has a green labubu, a purple pusheen, and a halloween cat keychain on it.
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koda👻 @kxda.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
i miss sleeping through the night 🫩
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koda👻 @kxda.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
the worst part of thrifting is washing everything 3 times to get the weird smell out
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koda👻 @kxda.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
someones been flipping the house across from ours since we moved in and it takes so much self control not to go ask what theyre doing. im nosy as hell and i love seeing how people decorate lol
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koda👻 @kxda.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
the man flu only exists in my house when i get sick, pray for my poor husband who has to deal with my dramatics lmao
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koda👻 @kxda.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
i have free time and i cant pick which hobby i wanna use it for, so im gonna sit here and doom scroll until bed and then be really mad about it.
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koda👻 @kxda.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
most of this outfit is from costco lmao
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koda👻 @kxda.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
i either have on no makeup or a noticeable amount. i just put on a subtle amount and i feel like i look a little uncanny valley
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koda👻 @kxda.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
wide awake at 4:30 for some reason but i get to listen to an early morning storm at least 🌧️
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koda👻 @kxda.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
my dad texted me to have me ask my mom something. i ask mom. she says “ill handle him.” my dad texts back less than 2 minutes later and said “damn your mother responded quick” and im still laughing about it😭
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koda👻 @kxda.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
i wish i could do nail art because i want a set of carmela soprano frenchies so bad 😭
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koda👻 @kxda.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
my father in law warned me when he was helping us move that the long kitchen island was nice, but theyre a clutter magnet. and i shrugged it off. he was so right. i hate cleaning this thing off. 😭
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koda👻 @kxda.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
we have a laundry closet with storage. i was just in there to get the extra detergent out of the back corner. i pick the box up and i am looking at the biggest spider ive seen in a while.
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koda👻 @kxda.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
i sent my husband a reel of a pumpkin snickerdoodle recipe & when they dumped the pumpkin in he went “that’s a LOT of cayenne” and then laughed so hard at his own joke he choked
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koda👻 @kxda.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
i had to take my mom home when everyone was getting to the elementary school on her street to pick their kids up. i forgot how horrible it is to try to leave that neighborhood between 2-3 pm🫩
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koda👻 @kxda.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
husband is making us pizza on the smoker for lunch & is gonna get a street corn dip going at the same time. im so excited.
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koda👻 @kxda.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
i just found one of our little bird friends in the garden and im distraught.
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koda👻 @kxda.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
feeling the need to get a certification in my field because suddenly 5 years of experience (self taught!!) does not seem like enough😭
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koda👻 @kxda.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
life got so busy on me the last couple months i havent time to game a whole bunch:(
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koda👻 @kxda.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
did the scary thing today and while i feel better, im anxious still lol
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koda👻 @kxda.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
me, second guessing a big decision i made. my husband: “are you afraid of [redacted] or are you afraid that youre standing up for yourself?” read me to filth in a single sentence.
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koda👻 @kxda.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
gonna try to get all the house chores done between now and friday so i can spend the long weekend rotting in front of my pc 🤩
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koda👻 @kxda.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
my pottsfield over the garden wall set came in today and i am so excited 😭
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koda👻 @kxda.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
anyway. husband put out a block of bird seed for the squirrel friend and he found it 🥹
a squirrel in a garden eating from a cylinder of bird feed. the squirrel is on his stomach with his back feet splooted out.
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koda👻 @kxda.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
bringing this back for september with some updated dingle pics #promosky 🤠
the side profile of a cat looking back and up. one tooth is visible, she has green eyes and a mostly white face. a brown, black, and white cat cozied up on a fuzzy green blanket
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koda👻 @kxda.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
yall the squirrel found the front feeder too
a squirrel on a bird feeder. he is upside down and eating the same squirrel, now in a garden, staring straight at the camera
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koda👻 @kxda.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
im being made to feel stupid all the time and i actually cant handle it anymore lol
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koda👻 @kxda.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
my husband points out what he calls a “you camaro” when he watches racing videos and theres a 4th gen😭 im gonna mourn that car forever lol
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