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@kvass.bsky.social
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Kvass. Early 30s. Loves ice skating, nightlife, travel, tastings, and friendly people. Business IT dog. Gym dog. Good dog. 📍 Brooklyn, NYC | he/him/his | 🔞🔞🔞 Icon by thegoodbyed.bsky.social Banner by @kr00bs.com Not on Telegram - account got hacked!

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Kvass @kvass.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
they ask me “are you Jewish” because they have to do their rituals and then I say no and they walk away disgusted
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Kvass @kvass.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
When I walk into deep Williamsburg and it’s nothing but Hebrew and Hasidic jews with cloaks and giant hats and flip phones it truly feels like another world
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Kvass @kvass.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
They’re saying she’s house muva for all cashews
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Kvass @kvass.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Love her vibe. Ok Miss Nut
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Kvass @kvass.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Melatonin is CRACK - tbh I even like the sad guitar song at the end. Empty Stadium is my sleeper fav
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Kvass @kvass.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
She tore - one of my fav releases for the year!
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Kvass @kvass.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Baby needs water? Not now honey I’m uplifting Tinashe..
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Kvass @kvass.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
🫡🫡🫡
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Kvass @kvass.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
I’m saying!!
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Kvass @kvass.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Yes dear 😘
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Kvass @kvass.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Me and who
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Kvass @kvass.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Went last year and thought it was a truly horrible place, expensive yet unglamorous, and boring after ~48 hours
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Kvass @kvass.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
The residents were in fact evil
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Kvass @kvass.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Woahhhgg Evergrace
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Kvass @kvass.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Dwudles. Dwudles I need you to listen to me. Dwudles you must uplift Tinashe
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Kvass @kvass.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Did you uplift Tinashe today
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Kvass @kvass.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Got a 25% raise since I have a direct report now, and the scope of my role has changed a ton since March 🥹 some good news in between not knowing what the hell is wrong with my brain
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Kvass @kvass.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Meimei the cat I have decrypted your signals and have received your message
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Kvass @kvass.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
I stood up so fast. That’s my president
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Kvass @kvass.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
At a WNBA game and they brought out Young M.A for the halftime show and she played OOOUUU LMAOOO
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Kvass @kvass.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
We've completely lost the plot in this country re: healthcare if I have to push back a neurologist appointment a day to get coverage because I had an ultrasound ordered by that neurologist in his office on the same day
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Kvass @kvass.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
it’s the top and back of my skull, but a massage would be nice regardless
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Kvass @kvass.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
When I was actively trying to gain weight I was stuck now I’m not even trying and I can’t get my pants I bought last winter to button. Getting older is the secret sauce
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Kvass @kvass.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Her day www.youtube.com/watch?v=mUWF... #NP
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Tinashe - Brainrot [Official Audio]
YouTube video by Tinashe
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Kvass @kvass.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Make it go away 🥺
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Kvass @kvass.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
I liked it, was a weird one though
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Kvass @kvass.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Looove The Wailing, Chaser it is
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Kvass @kvass.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Yeah my neurologist says this happens to people with no explanation and usually disappears after a few weeks. Not a great answer but as long as it goes away
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Kvass @kvass.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Watching one movie after work every day because I can’t workout and I’m generally tired. Last 2 days (Weapons - 2025, Cure - 1997, what should I watch tonight?
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Kvass @kvass.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Never, doesn’t run in the family as far as I know either. I got lasik 3 years ago and haven’t had any vision problems
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Kvass @kvass.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
What’re you, my psychiatrist????
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Kvass @kvass.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Neurologist still needs to review and I’ve got that ultrasound Monday but mostly cleared…? Still having weird symptoms though so like what’s up haha
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Kvass @kvass.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
They’re saying I’m the most Normal anyone has ever been
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Kvass @kvass.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Didn’t really like her other work but latest album is my vibe www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZJ5V... #NP
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Autobahn
YouTube video by Kim Petras - Topic
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Kvass @kvass.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
thank you 🦝
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Kvass @kvass.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Neurologist ordered an MRA (and ultrasound of the neck for a bruit in my carotid artery) but thinks it’s just a benign sex induced headache. Told me no gym and no sex until results are back, what the fuck 👎🏻
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Kvass @kvass.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Seeing a neurologist Wednesday morning 🫠 kinda nervous, same feeling came on again when I was having sex Sat & Sun. Also accidentally ate shrimp at dim sum on Sunday because the restaurant screwed up, have had enough “I’m dying” for the rest of the year
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Kvass @kvass.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
so scary I DIED - thanks Boris! it’s not my time yet 🫡
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Kvass @kvass.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Me too! Ty gaur
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Kvass @kvass.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Me too! Knock on wood but don’t really have any health problems physically, I’d like to keep it that way
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Kvass @kvass.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Thank you father
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Kvass @kvass.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
It’s your day!
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Kvass @kvass.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Calling all fat labs
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Kvass @kvass.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Happy fat lab
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Kvass @kvass.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
it was entirely concentrated on the top & back of my skull, didn’t feel anything in the neck and it came on immediately, not gradual
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Kvass @kvass.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Yeah legit never get headaches, never had a migraine, etc, so I was like oh great a brain hemorrhage
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Kvass @kvass.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
CT scan came back all clear so I guess! They didn’t really know what to tell me besides come back if x y or z
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Kvass @kvass.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
It happened after I finished jerking off but accurate description of the feeling
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Kvass @kvass.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Went to the ER last night because it felt like my brain exploded inside my skull. Insanely bad week, but it’s Friday
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Kvass @kvass.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
It’s time
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