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Kvass

@kvass.bsky.social
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Kvass. Early 30s. Loves ice skating, nightlife, travel, tastings, and friendly people. Business IT dog. Gym dog. Good dog. 📍 Brooklyn, NYC | he/him/his | 🔞🔞🔞 Icon by thegoodbyed.bsky.social Banner by @kr00bs.com Not on Telegram - account got hacked!

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Kvass @kvass.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Me and who
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Kvass @kvass.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Did you uplift Tinashe today
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Kvass @kvass.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Got a 25% raise since I have a direct report now, and the scope of my role has changed a ton since March 🥹 some good news in between not knowing what the hell is wrong with my brain
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Kvass @kvass.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Meimei the cat I have decrypted your signals and have received your message
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Kvass @kvass.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
At a WNBA game and they brought out Young M.A for the halftime show and she played OOOUUU LMAOOO
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Kvass @kvass.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
We've completely lost the plot in this country re: healthcare if I have to push back a neurologist appointment a day to get coverage because I had an ultrasound ordered by that neurologist in his office on the same day
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Kvass @kvass.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
When I was actively trying to gain weight I was stuck now I’m not even trying and I can’t get my pants I bought last winter to button. Getting older is the secret sauce
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Kvass @kvass.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Her day www.youtube.com/watch?v=mUWF... #NP
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Tinashe - Brainrot [Official Audio]
YouTube video by Tinashe
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Kvass @kvass.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Watching one movie after work every day because I can’t workout and I’m generally tired. Last 2 days (Weapons - 2025, Cure - 1997, what should I watch tonight?
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Kvass @kvass.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
They’re saying I’m the most Normal anyone has ever been
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Kvass @kvass.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Didn’t really like her other work but latest album is my vibe www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZJ5V... #NP
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Autobahn
YouTube video by Kim Petras - Topic
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Kvass @kvass.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Neurologist ordered an MRA (and ultrasound of the neck for a bruit in my carotid artery) but thinks it’s just a benign sex induced headache. Told me no gym and no sex until results are back, what the fuck 👎🏻
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Kvass @kvass.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Seeing a neurologist Wednesday morning 🫠 kinda nervous, same feeling came on again when I was having sex Sat & Sun. Also accidentally ate shrimp at dim sum on Sunday because the restaurant screwed up, have had enough “I’m dying” for the rest of the year
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Kvass @kvass.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Happy fat lab
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Kvass @kvass.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Went to the ER last night because it felt like my brain exploded inside my skull. Insanely bad week, but it’s Friday
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Kvass @kvass.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
It’s time
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Kvass @kvass.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
66 degrees… it’s so fucking over
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Kvass @kvass.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Temperature hasn’t even really dropped and I’m already mourning summer💔
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Kvass @kvass.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Had to cancel on seeing Akira last weekend but went last minute! Hadn’t been to the Alamo in the city yet but they do a VHS / DVD rental thing in the theater 🥹 reminds me of Blockbuster
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Kvass @kvass.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Good or bad (thinking good?) I’m irrationally excited for the Resident Evil movie
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Kvass @kvass.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
I’m dreading that first really bad DOMS day after doing legs because of how much walking and how many stairs there are in my typical day
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Kvass @kvass.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Back to the gym fr fr 🫡 my bear holds me down and tickles me so I have to get stronger than him 😤 probably my fav hair iteration during the grow out journey
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Kvass @kvass.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
unlimited ❤️ www.youtube.com/watch?v=VOXk... #NP
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underscores – Unlimited Love ‎ (♫)
YouTube video by underscores
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Kvass @kvass.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Work lunch :9
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Kvass @kvass.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
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Kvass @kvass.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Occasionally TikTok will give you some real shit youtu.be/AAdF9E2XqW0?... #NP
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the cops are coming
YouTube video by Junior Mesa
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Kvass @kvass.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
When you sit still empty your mind and you can feel the stress deep in your chest
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Kvass @kvass.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
The volume of people using LLM apps I see on the train to/from work oh we’re Doomed
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Kvass @kvass.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
Today I will get onigiri and not do any labor
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Kvass @kvass.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
Me + a sandwich
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Kvass @kvass.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
Walked to prospect park to see the doggies, then breakfast. Ice skating in flushing later, dim sum, then AKIRA. Hell yes
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Kvass @kvass.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
How is it simultaneously raining and I’m sweating from it being hot
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Kvass @kvass.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
My intern starts tomorrow. Call me boss dog, definitely not nervous + scared + stressed
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Kvass @kvass.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
“What did you do Friday night?”
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Kvass @kvass.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
Brought the guy I’m seeing to a birthday party roughly half my coworkers were at and he was a hit, getting married by end of year at this rate
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Kvass @kvass.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
Just heard someone order a “brown sugar iced cappuccino but make it hot” oh okay
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Kvass @kvass.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
Tabi shoes crack me up every time I see them - literally hooves
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Kvass @kvass.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
Giving my bush a shampoo conditioner blowdry and photoshoot because the guy I’m seeing wants me to trim it. The “diva’s goodbye” as I like to say
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Kvass @kvass.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
Stranger started taking photos of us because she was trying to practice photography. Surprised us when we were leaving and airdropped them to us 🥹
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Kvass @kvass.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
Was very brave and got tested so I got a fancy bagel
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Kvass @kvass.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
He’s already texting me gym pics 😏 #SilkThroat #HoleToo
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Kvass @kvass.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
At the park, don’t want summer to end
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Kvass @kvass.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
Stopped taking 1mg of melatonin before bed cuz I thought it was contributing to me waking up drowsy and now I have the most vivid insane dreams 😵‍💫
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Kvass @kvass.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
The slow burn with an ex-catholic bear from Long Island I’m having right now would kill even mother nature’s strongest faggots
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Kvass @kvass.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
Never had the L be this delayed in the morning - an insane amount of people
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Kvass @kvass.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
Hectic ass day. An interview, sales pulling me in to schmooze a prospective client flying in, vendor meetings, and then paintball after work to send off a beloved intern
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Kvass @kvass.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
My intern starts in 2 weeks, scary. I’m too young for this
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Kvass @kvass.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
Quickly becoming one of my favorite alt R&B artists ever, didn't know about her until the PinkPantheress remix album www.youtube.com/watch?v=hada... #NP
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Inside Out
YouTube video by Ravyn Lenae - Topic
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Kvass @kvass.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
Turning into my Sunday “I’m hungover” routine
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Kvass @kvass.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
❤️
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