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Digital Poppy Poppy Zone @poppyzone.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Not buying gta is the human equivalent of passing the mirror test
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Analogous clown @kurtzgallahad.bsky.social · 9h
Dark Souls font: Doctorate Conferred.
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Analogous clown @kurtzgallahad.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
For half a second there it looked like Vision Quest was going to do something interesting with science fiction before it remembered that MCU properties are required to suck
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Sam Frantics @dsoart.com · 12/10/2026
Garffeld Pt 17
A 3-panel Garffeld strip: panel 1, a knight is speaking to John, "Forgive me brother. A pack from these quarters was not ordained for travel."; panel 2, John asks, "What pack?"; panel 3, the knight holds up a crate with Nergal, a small gray kitten, and says, "A cat bound for the holy land." John looks off panel and shouts, "Garffeld!"
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ADHD Memes @adhdforreal.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
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Analogous clown @kurtzgallahad.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
Having watched all of Schoenbrun's screen trilogy films in the last 24 hours, my favourite is Teenage Sex and Death at Camp Miasma, because it was the happiest and required the least thinking. It's probably not as essential viewing as I Saw the TV Glow, but it's absolutely riveting to watch.
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QuoProQuid @quoproquid.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
if you want to modernize carrie white then she is not a pretty, misunderstood quiet girl. what she is is a "lolcow", a girl who does not fit in and is seen as a bit grotesque and is systematically provoked until she breaks, with a goal of milking her for content.
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Analogous clown @kurtzgallahad.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Y'know when you get so sleepy you start to cry and flail and that just makes you more tired but you still can't actually sleep wait a minute that might be a mental health thing nevermind
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Cameron Lauder @unarmedoracle.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
"wanna see a dead body?" is not an electoral message i expected would resonate with voters
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Analogous clown @kurtzgallahad.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
I think it's time we all faced the sad truth. "All" includes Inspector Rex.
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Analogous clown @kurtzgallahad.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
The History of Concrete (2026) was good. It was consistently diverting and frequently amusing. Those reviewers calling it "laugh-out-loud funny" are greatly overstating both the intensity and style of the humour, but I did frequently chuckle quietly.
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Analogous clown @kurtzgallahad.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Absolute Martian Manhunter made sure it was the best thing DC's put out in ages by being sensible enough to tell its story and then end. Not everything needs to be an ongoing.
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PUNKI (PERPETUALLY POST DEBUT) @pun-ki.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
You should be asking why Rockstar gets to do this and doesn't run into any issues with payment processors, while the rest of anyone drawing or writing "explicit content" on any platform have so much trouble getting paid
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Analogous clown @kurtzgallahad.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
These fascists are boyfriends
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Sam Frantics @dsoart.com · 28/09/2026
Garffeld Pt 15
3 panel Garffeld comic: panels 1 and 2, Nergal is sitting next to Garffeld who thinks, "Nergal thinks himself a comely cat; a picture of vanity. I hate vanity."; panel 3, Nergal thinks, "Envy is no less a sin deserving of hate in the eyes of God."
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Analogous clown @kurtzgallahad.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
I think the big problem with the Digimon games is that the three gameplay loops (evolution spreadsheets, jrpg combat, elaborate kid friendly sci-fi) are rarely aligned and often work against one another.
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Analogous clown @kurtzgallahad.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Australia's Special Broadcasting service classifies Baghead (2008) as a black comedy. In reality it is a tragedy about the measures closeted incels will take to convince themselves they are straight.
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Analogous clown @kurtzgallahad.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Last night one of my partners spent almost an hour just reading me Letterboxd reviews of Dreamship Surprise Period 1.
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Analogous clown @kurtzgallahad.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
My partner is off at work so my evening schedule is ruined (watching them play Titanium Court until I'm too sleepy to follow the comedy)
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Analogous clown @kurtzgallahad.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
I love that marvel, of all people, published The Immortal Thor, a comic with the thesis that stories need to have endings. One day I will read the sequel and see how they tried to un-end that moral.
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Analogous clown @kurtzgallahad.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
So what you're telling me is that when I'm busy I get burnt out and depressed, and when I'm not busy I get withdrawn and depressed? What is this? Some sort of major depressive disorder?
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Analogous clown @kurtzgallahad.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
I miss when the students were all saying 'bet'. It was nice to have the slang be from the UK instead of the US for once.
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Analogous clown @kurtzgallahad.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Taking the bold and frightening risk of [checks notes] leaving the house today
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Foucault's Pudendum @kaitave.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
The same cover, but with the "say 'i am alive'" AI meme pasted on top of it after 10000 hours in MSPaint
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Haus of Decline @hausofdecline.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Human Stochastic Parrot: The machine is not a stochastic parrot!
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Haus of Decline @hausofdecline.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
I think AI has already exceeded the intelligence of the type of person that believes AGI is imminent, which is why they believe AGI is imminent.
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Analogous clown @kurtzgallahad.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
So ... This isn't summer yet
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Analogous clown @kurtzgallahad.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Damn valve really fucked it with Australian steam, again
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Analogous clown @kurtzgallahad.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Just remembered that blizzard redid all the portraits when they remastered Starcraft years ago. Another L for HD. Combining weird ambiguous images with a player's imagination is so much better than retroactively applying the house art direction.
Original infested Kerrigan: a funky Frankenstein with eyeliner that goes to her jawline Original Tassadar: Idk man like a dog? A gasmask? I never had a clue New Kerrigan: A green lady.New Tassadar: A generic protoss.
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Mighoul Revenantparaz @wikiparaz.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
PAUL: What’s in the box? REVEREND MOTHER: Pain. [PAUL hesitantly puts his hand in the BOX, then FROWNS IN CONFUSION. He pulls out A BAGUETTE.] REVEREND MOHER: Hōn hōn,
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Jesse Raub @jesseraub.online · 08/09/2026
PEOPLE WITH LIBERAL ARTS DEGREES: so while i see there is utility to the system, i’m more or less morally opposed to their current constructs and have big concerns over the business structure and environmental impact WEB CODER: so i met God today,
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Analogous clown @kurtzgallahad.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
Shoutout to the new Noah Caldwell-Gervais video for taking a break from talking about a bad game to deliver a performance of a monologue from a movie for no reason but the creator's pleasure.
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Denis - The COVID Info Guy @thecovidinfoguy.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
Moving on from COVID-19 by abandoning our protections is like surviving a house fire and throwing away the smoke detectors. Ignoring the risk doesn’t make it go away. Source: x.com/MementoMousi...
Screenshot of a post by Mouse 🐭 (@MementoMousie) comparing society’s response to COVID with surviving a house fire. The post says it is like everyone experienced a house fire 3–6 years ago, then began unplugging smoke detectors and throwing away fire extinguishers because they didn’t want to think about it. If their house catches fire again, they ignore it. The author says the frustrating part is showing people evidence that fire can be extinguished so they don’t have to live in fear, but they still ignore it and no one admits the situation is unsafe and unnecessary.
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Analogous clown @kurtzgallahad.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
My oral has been examined
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Analogous clown @kurtzgallahad.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
In the morning I have to defend my thesis.
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Analogous clown @kurtzgallahad.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
My brain is so exhausted that I just tried to swipe type Anguirus and was authentically surprised it wasn't in my phone's default dictionary.
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oliver🐇 @shoyos.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
screenshot of a Tumblr post by user joeyclaire that reads: "you are not an endearingly rude and unfriendly cartoon character you need to be nice to people".
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Analogous clown @kurtzgallahad.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
The choice to make Mando change from a cowboy to a CIA asset is pretty fucked up
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Analogous clown @kurtzgallahad.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
Sex sells, and absolute sex sells absolutely.
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Analogous clown @kurtzgallahad.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
H-O-T-T-O-G-O-Six-Triple-Fiiive-O-Six
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Bengineering @bengineeringtv.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
You'll be honest, brave, and free The soul of decency You'll be loyal and fair and on the square And most importantly When you're a professional pirate You're always in the best of company!
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gokai sheen @r2snee2.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
yeah this is actually fucked up tho, i've wanted to be like spiderman my whole life but didn't quite get it. i was a little confused but i got the spirit
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Analogous clown @kurtzgallahad.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
One of my partners is watching The Sopranos, so I'm also watching it for the first time. The characters are all flawed but fun to be with, I sure hope nothing bad happens to them
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Analogous clown @kurtzgallahad.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
Watching my principal supervisor's face contort into ever more extreme masks of confused disapproval as I explain the oral examination process for PhD students
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Analogous clown @kurtzgallahad.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
I remember when I posted things. Ah, the heady days of youth.
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Analogous clown @kurtzgallahad.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
I am no longer too sick to smell anything, but now I am coughing constantly. Disease never goes away, it just migrates to different parts of my body.
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Analogous clown @kurtzgallahad.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
Everything reminds me of them 🥺 (By "them' I mean Griffin's pineapple chunks biscuits)
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Analogous clown @kurtzgallahad.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
Oh now I have to schedule my thesis defense... But that means actually knowing my schedule in advance
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droqen and 24 others @droqen.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
the purpose of a videogame is to induce headaches in children
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Analogous clown @kurtzgallahad.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
MCU out here completely failing to understand what makes Doom the best Marvel villain. Why they given him an inside voice? The whole point is to have the most absurd and bombastic cartoon and then force everyone to take him seriously anyway.
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