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Dr. Kurtis Charles

@kurtisching.bsky.social
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Sun Devil aficionado. Purveyor of bad jokes. Real life adaptation of the movie Big.

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Dr. Kurtis Charles @kurtisching.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Jesus fucking Christ.
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Dr. Kurtis Charles @kurtisching.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Sometimes I just want to buy a good or service without 17 follow up emails about my experience
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Dr. Kurtis Charles @kurtisching.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Lucky you. I was dumb enough to think “Surely THIS 3rd and 10 we’ll get a stop…” still in the 4th hahaha Ugh. Been through worse loses but this one was puzzling
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Dr. Kurtis Charles @kurtisching.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Boarding another long flight were the new book I brought will stay in the overhead compartment while I watch terrible movies and drink wine for 11 hours straight.
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Dr. Kurtis Charles @kurtisching.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Ello govnah!
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Dr. Kurtis Charles @kurtisching.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
This will put all the diarrhea back in, cure the measles, lower gas prices, mortgages and restore our nations commitment to human rights! Huzzah! Also totally offset the 215 tons of gold free nations not at gun point have pulled out of the US.
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Dr. Kurtis Charles @kurtisching.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Perfect. I’ve never before wanted my team to go to the Sun Bowl.
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Dr. Kurtis Charles @kurtisching.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
There is no joy like the labor day Sunday after your team dominates. You’re elevated. And you can keep drinking.
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Dr. Kurtis Charles @kurtisching.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
The pac 12 should never play before dark.
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Dr. Kurtis Charles @kurtisching.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
Bluesky undefeated
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Dr. Kurtis Charles @kurtisching.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
Love this did you use a knife to get that effect? Well done.
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Dr. Kurtis Charles @kurtisching.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
Next week will be kalshi promo codes via QR
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Dr. Kurtis Charles @kurtisching.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
Jeffries will fail us
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Dr. Kurtis Charles @kurtisching.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
Do it in Feb next offseason. I guarantee the rants will be the same.
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Dr. Kurtis Charles @kurtisching.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
Do we get a recap of the offseason vms? These sound important.
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Dr. Kurtis Charles @kurtisching.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
This is incredible! Do they make a new one each game or is a traditional always there thing for them? Is there a why? Or is the lack of a “why” what makes this even greater?!
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Dr. Kurtis Charles @kurtisching.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
I’m imagining you’re at a Red Robin in Bruges and I refuse to hear otherwise
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Marc Elias @marcelias.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
🚨BREAKING: A newly disclosed U.S. Postal Service (USPS) whistleblower report is quickly becoming evidence in multiple lawsuits challenging President Donald Trump’s sweeping mail voting restrictions. www.democracydocket.com/news-alerts/...
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USPS whistleblower report bolsters challenges to Trump’s anti-mail voting order
Voting rights groups are pointing judges to the allegations as fresh support for their warnings that the administration’s rushed new system could disrupt the delivery of thousands of ballots before No...
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Dr. Kurtis Charles @kurtisching.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
NIL. Courtrooms. Transfers. They can try but they’ll never kill college football. It’s back baby!
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Joe Walsh @walshfreedom.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
If Dems take back the House, Hakeem Jeffries must not become Speaker. The Dem Party, the entire country, needs a Speaker who will meet this moment. By meeting with Jared Kushner, Jeffries proved he cannot meet this moment. Give this a read.👇 socialcontractwithjoewalsh.substack.com/p/hakeem-jef...
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Hakeem Jeffries Must Not Become Speaker
This Week’s Monday Missive
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Dr. Kurtis Charles @kurtisching.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
He is ineffective and weak. He isn’t a good minority leader and he won’t be a good majority leader. Doesn’t have any fight in him. Doesn’t have any core principles or ideas. Isn’t a good messenger. Him leading the majority at the mid terms is a gift to the republicans going into 2028.
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Dr. Kurtis Charles @kurtisching.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
Don’t love Taco Bell doing a decade through back to 2016 which was only last year right?
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Dr. Kurtis Charles @kurtisching.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
Spike the ball. :) was at that game in Madison, hated the ending but loved the people. What a fun trip.
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Dr. Kurtis Charles @kurtisching.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
2 work days of anxiety worrying about what’s not happening or happening wrong. Then pure bliss of not giving a fuck.
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Dr. Kurtis Charles @kurtisching.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
I was so bad at the recorder. I never learned any of these skills. Took 5 years of band (drummer) still can’t read music. Sometimes you just have to take the L
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Dr. Kurtis Charles @kurtisching.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
So sick of the argument that “I’m right about every prediction, let’s report on how people don’t understand my brilliance.”
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Dr. Kurtis Charles @kurtisching.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
Danny Devito is the male version of Betty White.
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Dr. Kurtis Charles @kurtisching.bsky.social · 02/08/2026
Never have I ever been the reason an airport lounge runs out of Sauvignon Blanc. Whoops. Puts a finger down.
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David Hale @adavidhalejoint.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
I had a dream last night that Alabama fired Kalen DeBoer and hired Lane Kiffin and LSU fans were really mad. I think I’m ready for the season to start.
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👻 Spooky Scary Jam (they/them)👻 @jaimekay.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
Before I quit eating meat, one of my secret shames was going to Hardees alone every 3-4 months and spending like $30 (that was a lot of food nearly 20 year ago lol) and destroying several roast beef sandwiches and fries/onion rings. No one I know irl knows this about me. I just really loved Hardees.
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Dak @dak.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
Air fryers are just toaster ovens for millennials who have crippling anxiety about preheating things.
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Dr. Kurtis Charles @kurtisching.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
Thanks for sharing!
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Dr. Kurtis Charles @kurtisching.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
Great interview! Thanks for sharing. Clerk service is basically Instacart. Which adds a layer and a cost. I like the idea of doing it in store. If you don’t have to pay the platform, the driver, the tip, it’s an interesting approach to grocery. Could a store fold the cost into the unit cost?
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Dr. Kurtis Charles @kurtisching.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
Do you have thoughts on the health impacts of a prepared food diet vs fresh food? What is the benefit to incentivizing fresh food at the expense of time?
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Dr. Kurtis Charles @kurtisching.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
This is a very interesting take I’ve not considered before and it makes sense. Do you have links to studies on this? (Yes I could google sorry) I’m not involved in the industry but always found food deserts a fascinating problem.
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Dr. Kurtis Charles @kurtisching.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
Take yo shirt off!
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Marc Elias @marcelias.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
Another late night preparing for what comes next in the fight for free and fair elections. Thanks to everyone who has supported Democracy Docket this month. If you haven't yet signed up, now would be a great time to do so. demdock.com/4w6emld Thanks. Marc
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Dr. Kurtis Charles @kurtisching.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
File a lawsuit and get it back
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Dr. Kurtis Charles @kurtisching.bsky.social · 27/07/2026
You had me at Danny Devito
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Dr. Kurtis Charles @kurtisching.bsky.social · 27/07/2026
Where can I buy a Mayo shirt?
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Dr. Kurtis Charles @kurtisching.bsky.social · 26/07/2026
The republicans are you burning you at the stake. But the democrats don’t talk enough how they’ll solve your problems beyond not being on fire. Why should you vote democratic. Does anyone else feel like this is the news on loop?!
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Dr. Kurtis Charles @kurtisching.bsky.social · 23/07/2026
The hydration breaks will continue until morale improves.
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Dr. Kurtis Charles @kurtisching.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
And I totally get the parents hate it more than I do. But any can’t I pay to not hate it
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Dr. Kurtis Charles @kurtisching.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
Guilty here. Hate babies. Why isn’t there an airplane without them
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Dr. Kurtis Charles @kurtisching.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
Did the feed cut to inconsequential baseball before Donnie had to give the trophy to Spain and get booed?
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Dr. Kurtis Charles @kurtisching.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
Say what you want about America embarrassing the game. Argentina as a country should be ashamed of this.
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Dr. Kurtis Charles @kurtisching.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
Argentina is playing the dirtiest game of soccer I’ve ever seen. Ref needs to throw more cards this is pathetic
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PodKATT @podkatt.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
Yes, I do believe those hips could escape tax evasion charges
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Dr. Kurtis Charles @kurtisching.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
People hating on the extended half time show. But if you came here and loved our Buc-ee’s and chilis and WaHos you need to sit back and enjoy what this country really does well. Over the top half time shows that don’t make sense but somehow work? Other than Bieber. He was ass.
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Dr. Kurtis Charles @kurtisching.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
Booooo
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