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Kurt Nelson @kurt.nelson.fun · 15h
We have hit the stage where a man is wearing a hoodie in the Mission with the slogan on the back: "First level support is dead. We killed it." Plus a QR code.
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Kurt Nelson @kurt.nelson.fun · 07/10/2026
Made a thing, except it only updates every 15 minutes.
e-ink MUNI departure board
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Kurt Nelson @kurt.nelson.fun · 06/10/2026
Has anyone setup an eInk MUNI next bus screen at home? I have the hardware and am trying to figure out the best approach from a ton of different architectures.
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Kurt Nelson @kurt.nelson.fun · 02/10/2026
Bunch of undercover SFPD just swarmed these two guys who were clearly tourists in a rental BMW. They walked away with their belongings while SFPD took their car.
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Kurt Nelson @kurt.nelson.fun · 01/10/2026
sigh.
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Kurt Nelson @kurt.nelson.fun · 30/09/2026
Just got my double arms pokes for the season, and it's already achy two hours later. Check in with me tomorrow...
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Kurt Nelson @kurt.nelson.fun · 29/09/2026
Seems they still have non-service animals running around a cafe. Would be a shame if DPH found out...again. www.sfchronicle.com/food/restaurant…
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Kurt Nelson @kurt.nelson.fun · 28/09/2026
Back on the full remote work train as of today! Guess I need to get my kitchen stocked back up.
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Kurt Nelson @kurt.nelson.fun · 23/09/2026
Do I want to know why there are multiple big long haired white men with thin blue line shirts on this flight in first class with me?
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Kurt Nelson @kurt.nelson.fun · 22/09/2026
I had to keep from laughing out loud in the Vegas Loop especially because they still have human drivers. The road is bumpy in the tunnel!
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Kurt Nelson @kurt.nelson.fun · 22/09/2026
Surprising nobody, the bus is Vegas is faster than the monorail. But it costs the same price?
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Kurt Nelson @kurt.nelson.fun · 21/09/2026
It's such an American thing to after breaking some minor law involving panhandling, double parking, or general antisocial behavior to end your statement with "God bless you." No thank you, I don't want anything to do with your god.
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Kurt Nelson @kurt.nelson.fun · 21/09/2026
The EV charging market is so fragmented. First you have to find a station with the right plug. Then you have to make sure it is available and not broken. Then half the time it requires some janky proprietary app with a sign up flow and manual card entry.
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Kurt Nelson @kurt.nelson.fun · 20/09/2026
We live in a time where I can ask the robots to correlate my McDonald's orders with my Spotify listening and ask it to make a "tweetable info graphic".
slop
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Kurt Nelson @kurt.nelson.fun · 15/09/2026
Our Tiktok mayor is one post away from doing a "one day kitchen and bath remodel!" ad for at-risk seniors.
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Kurt Nelson @kurt.nelson.fun · 15/09/2026
While us engineers are currently busy token maxxing, 100 years ago humans put a lighthouse at the bottom of this.
Stairwell up a cliff from a lighthouse.
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Kurt Nelson @kurt.nelson.fun · 15/09/2026
Just what I want to see pop-up on Docusign while confirming a job offer.
Dialog asking if I want an AI-assisted summary.
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Kurt Nelson @kurt.nelson.fun · 14/09/2026
You know it was bad.
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Kurt Nelson @kurt.nelson.fun · 07/09/2026
Even with a referral, as a former Googler, I failed the "Google Hiring Assessment" before even a human went in the loop. I guess I don't have "work-style skills which have been determined to be essential"
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Kurt Nelson @kurt.nelson.fun · 03/09/2026
The Clipper Customer service post-call survey asks you to rate things 1 to 10, with press 10 for satisfied.
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Kurt Nelson @kurt.nelson.fun · 02/09/2026
Took forever, but I've now done the iron loop.
Google maps activity around the whole bay via train.
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Kurt Nelson @kurt.nelson.fun · 02/09/2026
Doing an iron circle of the Bay today. Right now on VTA Rail for the first time ever, there are sooo many empty parking lots.
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Kurt Nelson @kurt.nelson.fun · 02/09/2026
CAPTCHAs are getting really difficult. If I already have an account on your service and I am using a Passkey, just let me in!
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Kurt Nelson @kurt.nelson.fun · 31/08/2026
Found out that a wine bar (Passages) is what is going into the old Two Jack's Nic's Place. As the first legacy business in SF, I was hoping something cool would replace it.
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Kurt Nelson @kurt.nelson.fun · 28/08/2026
TIL: The BART expo fare now has a grace period of 30 minutes before it applies IF you are using open-loop or the newer physical media. If you're still on old media because that's the only thing that works on the Bike Share docks, you are SOL and have to call Clipper for the refund.
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Kurt Nelson @kurt.nelson.fun · 22/08/2026
Scooters and e-motorcycles really take the fun out of even the almost-done Folsom St cycle track. We have got to hold Doordash and UberEats to the law.
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Kurt Nelson @kurt.nelson.fun · 21/08/2026
BART is totally out at the airport due to a power outage and they are handling is terribly. At least I know I need the 292, but no signage.
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Kurt Nelson @kurt.nelson.fun · 18/08/2026
Just witnessed a full on fight on the Chicago L. Get off early, let the cops by the fare gate know: "not my job"
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Kurt Nelson @kurt.nelson.fun · 18/08/2026
I'm feeling magnetic energy in the morning.
Chicago loop on a map
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Kurt Nelson @kurt.nelson.fun · 17/08/2026
I very much disagree with the author of this piece- a big part of the dislike of chains in SF is their tendency to be only about profit and no longer about the art of the food. It is also telling that her ex-husband (disclosed in article) is the Tacolicious guy.
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Adam Bonica @adambonica.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
The fundraising texts you delete are working on someone. It’s infuriating and heartbreaking. An 85yo in Ohio gave more than double the value of his home. A 91yo in an Indianapolis senior facility gave 25K times. The DCCC/DSCC don’t just tolerate the spammers who exploit seniors. They take part.
data4democracy.substack.com
Hook and Squeeze
How Democratic consultants, committees, and party leaders built a fundraising spam pipeline that funnels money from a captive pool of elderly donors into their own operations.
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Kurt Nelson @kurt.nelson.fun · 13/08/2026
Yet we are hiring fare inspectors while on an operator hiring freeze.
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Kurt Nelson @kurt.nelson.fun · 13/08/2026
My first BART earthquake hold!
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Kurt Nelson @kurt.nelson.fun · 12/08/2026
RIP Muni Headlands Express. We really need to bring it back in some form.
Old bus stop at Rodeo Beach
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Kurt Nelson @kurt.nelson.fun · 12/08/2026
How can we get the mayor's office to post transcripts of his Instagram shenanigans on an official channel?
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Kurt Nelson @kurt.nelson.fun · 06/08/2026
Contrary to whatever Daniel Laurie says, San Francisco is full again! You missed the window between 2019 and 2023, I promise there will be another one in just a little bit! (As I sit in a parklet reading the new book "City on the Edge")
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Kurt Nelson @kurt.nelson.fun · 03/08/2026
I have a political goal for SF this fall: no Fleet Week.
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Kurt Nelson @kurt.nelson.fun · 30/07/2026
Remember when people took their backpacks off on rush hour transit? New York remembers when.
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Kurt Nelson @kurt.nelson.fun · 29/07/2026
With the mayor and now supervisors doing press-release-by-instagram, we really need a non-Meta, non-corporate information stream to consume. Why hasn't an @sfgov server been stood up here? It makes consumption by RSS easy too.
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Kurt Nelson @kurt.nelson.fun · 29/07/2026
RE: mastodon.social/@BreetzTootz/117004… It did.
mastodon.social
Breetz Rapid Transit (@BreetzTootz@mastodon.social)
oh so quote posts happened and the world didn't end? wild
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Kurt Nelson @kurt.nelson.fun · 28/07/2026
I don't think San Francisco wants A.Vs on our streets Laurie. Maybe we should do a ballot prop..oh wait he wants to make that way harder.
SF Chronicle: “San Francisco wants AVs on our streets,” Lurie said. “And we want them to be here safely.”
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Kurt Nelson @kurt.nelson.fun · 28/07/2026
The AI seems to be going well over at Doordash.
Box of 150 eggs listed for $12.99
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Kurt Nelson @kurt.nelson.fun · 27/07/2026
This is why Six Flags got stuck with DC Comics, and the big boys had to fight over Marvel park rights. (Before Disney just bought them entirely)
A peeling sign of superman for the ride.
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Kurt Nelson @kurt.nelson.fun · 27/07/2026
I've been getting emails like this about once a month with someone wanting me to commit employment fraud with them. Do these actually work & last more than a week? thisisnotajoke.com/engineering-coll…
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Kurt Nelson @kurt.nelson.fun · 26/07/2026
Apparently pre-gaming Dore Alley at the Costco food court is a thing.
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Kurt Nelson @kurt.nelson.fun · 26/07/2026
Does the downtown VC AI company "Corgi Cafe" actually allow dogs in? If so I think this is one of the few times we should get the Department of Health to visit.
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Kurt Nelson @kurt.nelson.fun · 25/07/2026
CW: SF police violence SFPD started punching the guy while he was already down.
SFPD punching a guy on the ground
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Kurt Nelson @kurt.nelson.fun · 24/07/2026
Finally made it to 7 Mile house post-McClaren walk.
A dog walking on a path with a missionDog menu
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Kurt Nelson @kurt.nelson.fun · 20/07/2026
Based on my honeypot emails, someone is doing a Kaiser phishing attack.
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Kurt Nelson @kurt.nelson.fun · 19/07/2026
Downloaded my entire Spotify history and used Gemini to whip up a probably mostly correct infographic and it's sad.
while streaming was 93% cheaper for the listener ($1,876 subscription vs. $27,687 to purchase), buying the music outright would have paid the artists over 92 times more ($19,381 in purchase royalties vs. $209 in streaming royalties
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