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@kue.glitch.paris
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32 ♀️ Paris 🇫🇷 Urbanist 🌃 Fake theater kid 🌹 Flight sim nerd 🛫 Anime avatar haver ✨ 1.20 charleetts tall

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Le Parisien @leparisien.fr · 18h
C’est l’une des nouvelles briques du plan d’électrification du gouvernement. Et une déclinaison du leasing social dans la voiture électrique. À partir de ce 1er octobre, Maud Bregeon, la ministre de l’Énergie, lance des « offres intégrées » de pompes à chaleur....
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Après la voiture électrique, un leasing social lancé pour le chauffage
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Reconstructionist @unavaleable.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Every French presidential poll LADY HITLER - 35% JEAN D'AUSTÉRITÉ - 18% CHUD COMMUNISTE - 17%
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kue @kue.glitch.paris · 28/09/2026
Being ugly has the inverse effect of reducing the coolness of what you like by association, allowing you to be an agent of chaos. Property value-reducing gunshots in human form. A cultural Typhoid Mary.
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kue @kue.glitch.paris · 27/09/2026
I've been without electricity for 12 hours and I don't know why.
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Altis ▷ @altisplay.fr · 27/09/2026
Place de la Concorde : il est URGENT de revoir cette signalisation dangereuse. Ici, les cyclistes sont envoyés dans un piège !
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Gwen C. Katz @gwenckatz.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Fuck ChatGPT flyers. The future is broadsheets.
A crowded broadsheet with way too many fonts. It says:
Forget ChatGPT Flyers
Say it with 
Broadsheets
Unlimited fonts
Stretch them
Or cram a really long sentence into one line for no good reason
No whitespace
Mix capital and lowercase
Pointing hands
(They're called manicules!)
Don't be left behind
Broadsheets are the future
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kue @kue.glitch.paris · 26/09/2026
Sometimes it feels like each year I get progressively worse at basic existence.
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kue @kue.glitch.paris · 26/09/2026
nose hurts
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USER WAS BLOCKED FOR THIS POST @blockedforthispost.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Weed man here
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kue @kue.glitch.paris · 24/09/2026
It must have felt so good to buy cheap heroin in 70s NYC and then making some terrible rock music (laudatory).
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kue @kue.glitch.paris · 24/09/2026
The article points out the bar is run by a single 26 year old that didn't even want the job. She got left with a dying establishment, large debt, and then a flood of hate from her own community. And all the article has accomplished is to now increase that flood from her entire country. I'd lose it.
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kue @kue.glitch.paris · 23/09/2026
how does outlook still not allow a wildcard in email filters how does microsoft keep getting away with this
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kue @kue.glitch.paris · 22/09/2026
mourning a complete loss of contact in the digital age (made in 24h) plyr.fm/track/1339
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Mourning a complete loss of contact in the digital age - lularia
lularia
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USER WAS BLOCKED FOR THIS POST @blockedforthispost.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
alright you stupid faggot
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USER WAS BLOCKED FOR THIS POST @blockedforthispost.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
I'm not convinced you know what colors are.
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cait (and adonis) @cait.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
"I hope people read my thread and respond to what I said and not whatever they made up in their head," I said, posting on the Responding To Whatever You Made Up In Your Head website
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Kampf mit Kette @kampfmitkette.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
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kue @kue.glitch.paris · 20/09/2026
Youtube comment from Zbot47: I'm a 50 year old heterosexual Latino man... I understand calculus but I didn't understand anything in this video. This makes me sad. Crying emoji.
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rax ‘levon honkers’ king @raxkingisdead.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
raxkingisdead: you wouldn’t correct a joke

Isaac (proud small hat wear...)
um, actually, this is wrong. I would.

Killer Cyborg
Right?
Have done many times.
LOT of people tell jokes wrong, and/or base jokes on misinformation rather than humorous exaggeration.little bill from boogie night about to kill himself
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Louise Mey @louisemey.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Juste un rappel :
Panneau RAPPEL mais sans rappel de quoi exactement
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kue @kue.glitch.paris · 20/09/2026
Getting breakfast at a restaurant with actual brunch people while clearly being the only one that hadn't slept.
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kue @kue.glitch.paris · 20/09/2026
I have not been sober since friday evening.
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kue @kue.glitch.paris · 20/09/2026
after two different hardstyle remixes of last resort I think it's time for me to leave
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kue @kue.glitch.paris · 20/09/2026
Maybe I actually don't belong anywhere. Maybe it's inevitable I end up alone. And I still can't sleep. But 8am rave.
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kue @kue.glitch.paris · 20/09/2026
The Molecule will never leave me.
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kue @kue.glitch.paris · 19/09/2026
grok how to stop feeling
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kue @kue.glitch.paris · 19/09/2026
Yes!
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kue @kue.glitch.paris · 19/09/2026
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kue @kue.glitch.paris · 18/09/2026
my fingertips are numb
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kue @kue.glitch.paris · 18/09/2026
AV1 is some crazy shit. Compressed a 284mb video into 20mb and the quality got BETTER.
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kue @kue.glitch.paris · 18/09/2026
"Donald Trump is for now. A Brussels bureaucrat is forever."
Patrick Bateman EU edition 
Patrick BATEMAN édition UE
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kue @kue.glitch.paris · 17/09/2026
New method: Run everything through the fuzz factory.
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kue @kue.glitch.paris · 16/09/2026
What was up with those few months where every youtuber tried to guilt you into subscribing? "Only 12% of viewers actually subscribe" or something.
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kue @kue.glitch.paris · 16/09/2026
Got Charli tickets time for a celebratory line.
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kue @kue.glitch.paris · 16/09/2026
😔
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kue @kue.glitch.paris · 15/09/2026
When I first started taking these flights seat selection was free for standard economy. Then they started charging a moderate fee. Now a seat in this exit row costs 176€. So, after ~5 years, I unfortunately say farewell to row 39.
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kue @kue.glitch.paris · 15/09/2026
It's really bleak out there for young men... This channel popped up in my recommended. It's not any one video, it's the volume. Constant anger and despair. It says entertainment, culture, romance, employment, are all hopeless. A neurotic nihilism IV drip.
9 thumbnails from a YouTube channel's video page: "The Failing CIA Propaganda Machine", "The Larper Economy", "Reddit is Completely Fucked", "San Francisco is Everything Wrong With Society", "When Conan Exposes Bill Burr Is a Fraud", "The Day Dave Chappelle Sold His Soul", "Hinge is Completey Fucked", "When Tim Dillon Realizes Joe Rogan is a Fraud", "If Everyone is Hiring, Why Can Nobody Get an Entry-Level Job?"
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Le Parisien @leparisien.fr · 15/09/2026
⚫ Catherine Ringer, la célèbre chanteuse des Rita Mitsouko, est morte à l'âge de 68 ans ➡️ l.leparisien.fr/gj0R
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kue @kue.glitch.paris · 15/09/2026
I give money to the local homeless because I don't want that money being spent on hard drugs.
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kue @kue.glitch.paris · 15/09/2026
The port of Deadly Premonition that is so broken one of the many potential fixes includes smoking an (in-game) cigarette.
Smoke a (in-game) cigarette[citation needed]

    Throughout the game when dealing with consistent crashes in specific places, fast-forwarding time with cigarettes can prevent crashes. Chapter 9 is notorious for being one of the worst offenders as it can crash in multiple spots such as immediately after the chapters begins, attempting to leave the gallery, after leaving the diner and possibly more. Here's a few savefiles starting from Chapter 8 that can help get through the chapter in case no backup was made beforehand.

    In Chapter 9, after Olivia gives York the "Key to Back Yard" in the diner, it is common for the game to crash during the cutscene outside, right after York says, "Let's hope it's not just something for the gossip columns". Many users have reported that smoking a cigarette (in-game) in the diner for an hour or two (about 13:00) before leaving the diner will help prevent the crash.
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kue @kue.glitch.paris · 14/09/2026
In the US it is considered more antisemitic to say "Free Palestine" than to say "Heil Hitler".
Yeonmi Park
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John E Warren 🤠🐝♿️ @floppyadult.com · 18/05/2026
Grief really does not have a linear path. It's been four months since we put Grogu down and they had to actually keep putting him down because they weren't doing it right. So we watched him die four times before they took turns trying to throw him into the furnace like a football halftime show.
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Six Dettmar @sixdettmar.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
I’M AT THE URGENT CARE I’M AT THE TACO BELL I’M AT THE COMBINATION URGENT CARE AND TACO BELL
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kue @kue.glitch.paris · 13/09/2026
Modern AI might have the worst proponents and salesmen of any industry in history.
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kue @kue.glitch.paris · 12/09/2026
I need a quaalude.
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kue @kue.glitch.paris · 11/09/2026
There is so much footage of 9/11 and ATC recordings of all the flights but zero recordings of controllers getting news of the national traffic stop.
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kue @kue.glitch.paris · 11/09/2026
I need more shelf space I'm leaving a few things on the bed now and then sharing a bed with things but also whatever
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kue @kue.glitch.paris · 10/09/2026
I've become evil.
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Katja [I will break the chains you fear.] Antares, a 🐈🐉. @rarf.zone · 10/02/2025
For the benefit of anyone who doesn't remember an obscure Twitter bot from the early '10s:
An anime character excitedly pointing at a bunch of guys golfing, with the caption "spine angle discourse".
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kue @kue.glitch.paris · 10/09/2026
lines of charlie kirk on this kirkaversary
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