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Kudzu Haiku @kudzuhaiku.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

#haiku #badpoetry #awfulpoetry #geology When I was younger My dumping a big schist was Taken for granite

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Kudzu Haiku @kudzuhaiku.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

#haiku #badpoetry #forafriend I like my eggs runny Oh no! My eggs! Too runny! Now I have the runs 🏃‍♂️🥚

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Kudzu Haiku @kudzuhaiku.bsky.social · 07/09/2026

#haiku #poetry #badpoetry #ramen #cupnoodle #noodle Fresh hot Cup Noodle Slurp sends noodle bukkake onto monitor

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Kudzu Haiku @kudzuhaiku.bsky.social · 06/09/2026

#poetry #badpoetry #tool #sillyness Roses are red Violets are blue When I listen to Tool My neighbours do too

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Kudzu Haiku @kudzuhaiku.bsky.social · 03/09/2026

#haiku #badhaiku #poetry #badpoetry A middle finger Is not an invitation But says to fuck off

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Kudzu Haiku @kudzuhaiku.bsky.social · 27/08/2026

#haiku #poetry #badpoetry #worstpoetever #boo Anita Hanchob Put in an application Hired right away

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Kudzu Haiku @kudzuhaiku.bsky.social · 13/08/2026

#haiku #poetry #nonsense #experimental #bullshittery 🦀🪣in flight I must take my morning meds Afternoon delight

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Kudzu Haiku @kudzuhaiku.bsky.social · 10/08/2026

#haiku #poetry When do corporate Marriages become steamy Corporate incest?

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Kudzu Haiku @kudzuhaiku.bsky.social · 06/08/2026

#haiku #poetry #nonsense #badwords #wtf Toss my word salad Slumbering Cucumbering Grape jelly chaser

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Kudzu Haiku @kudzuhaiku.bsky.social · 05/08/2026

#porn #onesentencehorrorstories #words #sowingdiscord Anyone who believes in the five-second rule should be made to eat watermelon dropped in the deep pile shag carpet of an Airbnb porn site and left there for five seconds.

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Kudzu Haiku @kudzuhaiku.bsky.social · 27/07/2026

#haiku #poetry #trans #LGBTQ #pride The dead name shame game Picking at scabs and dead flesh Words can leave a scar

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Kudzu Haiku @kudzuhaiku.bsky.social · 26/07/2026

#haiku #poetry #disability #wheelchair #permobil #porn #cripplepunk My wheelchair has a Porn button: I press it and Then I am laid flat

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Kudzu Haiku @kudzuhaiku.bsky.social · 25/07/2026

#poetry #haiku #Trump #Iran #midterms #politics Torment at the pump Paedophile word salad Here comes the midterms

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Kudzu Haiku @kudzuhaiku.bsky.social · 20/07/2026

#haiku #lune #poetry This is a Lune. It follows a Three / five /three

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Kudzu Haiku @kudzuhaiku.bsky.social · 19/07/2026

#haiku #poetry The professional Boomer groomers on Fox News Baby boom brain rot

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Kudzu Haiku @kudzuhaiku.bsky.social · 16/07/2026

#haiku #poetry Fear is a tyrant And I am the king killer Let the streets run red

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Kudzu Haiku @kudzuhaiku.bsky.social · 04/07/2026

#haiku #badpoetry When hangry, DoorDash Search for Chinese, and order Cream of Sum Yeung Gai

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Kudzu Haiku @kudzuhaiku.bsky.social · 27/06/2026

You don't need to be perfect, you don't need to be great. You just need to be you and to accept your fate. You remain virgin perfection With no outward social connection This is no tale of woe No, you'll die a her-OH! Into the volcano you'll go!

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Kudzu Haiku @kudzuhaiku.bsky.social · 21/06/2026

#haiku Divide by zero Formulate infinity It's all gone fucky

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Kudzu Haiku @kudzuhaiku.bsky.social · 20/06/2026

#poetry #limerick A quaint young fellow named Nicklaus Would grow hard from a whiff of eucalyptus He cursed his amygdala At the sight of a koala Which left him with a sudden thickness

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Kudzu Haiku @kudzuhaiku.bsky.social · 17/06/2026

North of the Border lived Sophia A lady with catastrophic gonorrhea Well, she had the clap Freshly served on tap Sold with a hot, fresh tortilla

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Kudzu Haiku @kudzuhaiku.bsky.social · 17/06/2026

Red is not roses And knowledge is not learning This haiku is dumb

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Kudzu Haiku @kudzuhaiku.bsky.social · 15/06/2026

Bubbleguts Bubbleguts Blowing bubbles from my butt Bubbleguts Bubbleguts The cheese is not safe to cut Bubbleguts Bubbleguts Shooting lava from my hole Bubbleguts Bubbleguts This will surely take a toll

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Kudzu Haiku @kudzuhaiku.bsky.social · 10/06/2026

Roses are not red Violets are not purple Colourblind haiku

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Kudzu Haiku @kudzuhaiku.bsky.social · 02/03/2026

#disability #cripplepunk #minority Remember: Disability is the one minority that everyone becomes.

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Kudzu Haiku @kudzuhaiku.bsky.social · 24/01/2026

#disability #death #cripplepunk Close call last night. I did not give consent. Mang, fuck dying.

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Kudzu Haiku @kudzuhaiku.bsky.social · 24/01/2026

#disability #cripplepunk #gratitude I am grateful to be alive. I am grateful to some kind strangers who have given me funds to help me continue to exist. I am grateful for the drugs I get, which cost thousands of dollars. I would never be able to do this on my own.

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Kudzu Haiku @kudzuhaiku.bsky.social · 19/01/2026

The Ko-fi donations allow for healthy meals that extend my life

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