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🐙 Kraken (Chaotic But Cuddly)

@kuddlesomkraken.bsky.social
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Farm Girl • Bi Disaster • Hobbies include: Photography, Makeup, Fashion, Gaming, Archery, Woodworking, Finding New Hobbies.

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🐙 Kraken (Chaotic But Cuddly) @kuddlesomkraken.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
I'm 34. I've been a facilitator, moderator, administrator, and owner of multiple communites (Some with 20,000+ users) I've provided mental health and peer support helping adults with complex trauma and neurodivergence, as an adult with both, on discord, for a decade.
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Buy Mass Effect The Board Game! @ithayla.bsky.social · 08/07/2026
my actual, genuine opinion is that charlie kirk committed suicide, in the same way that if I walked into a government building and screamed EVERYONE DOWN I would also be committing suicide.
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Fetish's Barely Disguised Author @lynnlandra.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
Hey you. You reading this. Yeah, you. I can't believe you murdered your companion cube like that. How could you? What's wrong with you? It did nothing but help you. You monster.
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🐙 Kraken (Chaotic But Cuddly) @kuddlesomkraken.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
I can't do pools, sadly. But I went swimming in the local lake yesterday! I adore swimming! (I also adore how I look in this swimsuit... 🤭) Hai dee! Hope you two are doing well~
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🐙 Kraken (Chaotic But Cuddly) @kuddlesomkraken.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
I hate AI. It ruined computing & tech. It wasnt even the slop; AI Search did it. Searching anything is pointless now. Search a memes text verbatim? Niether Web Search or your Photos App can find it Google: Dr Who? Get: Spock AI's killed the joy of my only autistic intrest. Literally crying rn. 😢
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🐙 Kraken (Chaotic But Cuddly) @kuddlesomkraken.bsky.social · 04/07/2026
And I oope! 😅
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🐙 Kraken (Chaotic But Cuddly) @kuddlesomkraken.bsky.social · 15/06/2026
F*** AI Art, Arguments with bots, And israli propeganda. From now on my feed must only contain posts like this!!! If I see anything else, I'm going to start firebombing hospitals since apparently that's okay now.
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🐙 Kraken (Chaotic But Cuddly) @kuddlesomkraken.bsky.social · 03/05/2026
This could be us, but you playin. Alternatively: Me N Who?
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SimzArt @simzart.bsky.social · 27/04/2026
Druid. 📚
A character hanging out under a tree surrounded by ghost butterflies. The character has a guitar on their lap.
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🐙 Kraken (Chaotic But Cuddly) @kuddlesomkraken.bsky.social · 20/04/2026
Hey, Sexy! Are you the straight of Strait of Hormuz? Because you seem like a diplomatic nightmare, but I'm desperate for your waterway even if it'll ruin me! 🥵
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🐙 Kraken (Chaotic But Cuddly) @kuddlesomkraken.bsky.social · 19/04/2026
Why is it when Pikachu runs around electrocuting bad people it's "Adorable" but when I do it it's "torture" and "A violation of the Geneva Convention" I'm so sick and tired of the double standards!
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🐙 Kraken (Chaotic But Cuddly) @kuddlesomkraken.bsky.social · 17/04/2026
God I love living in a “Socialist Eutopia” — Seeya in the next dimension cuties! 🫠🤭
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🐙 Kraken (Chaotic But Cuddly) @kuddlesomkraken.bsky.social · 15/03/2026
"God gives his toughest battles to his strongest soldiers." Listen. I'm gonna need god to stop sending his strongest soldiers after me. Just because I keep winning doesn't make this okay. Just let me be bi and kiss pretty women.😭
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👻👹 boo-rit 👹👻 @britculpsapp.bsky.social · 22/02/2026
swear words
Vagina (in males: penis)
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Jimmy Two Heads 💀🎃 @jimmytwohands.bsky.social · 16/02/2026
Only a mammal can be stacked like this
A strawberry with with a butt shaped curve worthy of sir mix-a-lot’s praise
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🐙 Kraken (Chaotic But Cuddly) @kuddlesomkraken.bsky.social · 17/02/2026
Oh no… The worst thing has just happened to me on my 1.5hr hike to bus stop (I don’t have time to fix it…)
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🐙 Kraken (Chaotic But Cuddly) @kuddlesomkraken.bsky.social · 06/02/2026
This absolute tool committing brutalities while singing: LOVE OF MINE SOMEDAY YOU WILL DIE IN CECOT BE-CAUSE I DEPORTED YOU FOR BEING TO DARK
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🐙 Kraken (Chaotic But Cuddly) @kuddlesomkraken.bsky.social · 05/02/2026
Btw in case anyonr was wondering why I’m not streaming as much these days; here’s a sleep log for the last month…
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🐙 Kraken (Chaotic But Cuddly) @kuddlesomkraken.bsky.social · 05/02/2026
Ahahahahaha!.. oh no… I get tested for narcolepsy today. I quit my stimulants two weeks ago for this? Took them today on sleep deprivation induced auto pilot. Just ruined months on a wait list, wasted two weeks of withdrawals, and used a bunch of medical resources. GG tired me. F in chat. 💀😵😭
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🐙 Kraken (Chaotic But Cuddly) @kuddlesomkraken.bsky.social · 05/02/2026
My ADHD girlies be like: Breakfast? You mean popping a shooter full of adderall and modafinil while double fisting iced chai’s Latte’s… right???
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W.E.D.em Boyz @leftistwonk.bsky.social · 28/01/2026
Absolutely incredible sequence from CNN. "Maduro was a paranoid lunatic always lying about the CIA trying to overthrow him. Anyways, now that the CIA has overthrown him..."
It remains to be seen how the Venezuelan people will respond to a more overt CIA presence in the country post-Maduro. For years, Maduro cast the CIA as a convenient boogey man, repeatedly accusing the agency – without evidence – of attempting to topple his regime as he clung to power despite US opposition.

Now, the CIA has helped supplant Maduro and is poised to help actively manage the Trump administration’s dealings with Venezuela’s new leadership.
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🐙 Kraken (Chaotic But Cuddly) @kuddlesomkraken.bsky.social · 16/01/2026
Listen, when it comes down to it I’m not gonna look a gift boob in the nipple, ya know?
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🐙 Kraken (Chaotic But Cuddly) @kuddlesomkraken.bsky.social · 15/01/2026
Went to a friends for a “Crisis Party” (Xmas but late since our lives are chaos.) + They gifted b me this!!! 🥳💕 ALL I DO IS SCREW SCREW SCREW, NO MATTER WHAT! GOT DRIVERS ON MY MIND, I CAN NEVER DRIVE ENOUGH! AND WHEN I BUILD IKEA SHELVING, ALL MY BE-LONG-INGS GO UP! AND THEY STAY THERE! (x3)
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U.S. Consumer Product Safety Commission @cpsc.gov · 05/01/2026
If you won't listen to us, maybe you'll listen to this horse.
A bright blue horse with glowing red eyes exploding through a space heater suspended in the night sky. The Rocky Mountains and a bright moon are in the distance. The text reads: Local icon "powerful blue horse" says always plug your space heater into a wall outlet.
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🐙 Kraken (Chaotic But Cuddly) @kuddlesomkraken.bsky.social · 06/01/2026
Roses are red. Violets are complete nonsense… 🤣 🤣 🤣
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🐙 Kraken (Chaotic But Cuddly) @kuddlesomkraken.bsky.social · 06/01/2026
Enshitification has ruined everything. Interacting with anything electronic has become an unending bottomless cesspool of suffering. F*** everything and everyone in a leadership role at every company. Including my company, which I own. Luigi did nothing wrong.
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🐙 Kraken (Chaotic But Cuddly) @kuddlesomkraken.bsky.social · 13/06/2025
BREAKING NEWS!!! A boeing 737 MAX has CRASHED while ferrying furries to fur-con!!!! 😱
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🐙 Kraken (Chaotic But Cuddly) @kuddlesomkraken.bsky.social · 31/05/2025
Just finished watching flow… I’m gonna need y’all to give a salute for that damn whale.
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🐙 Kraken (Chaotic But Cuddly) @kuddlesomkraken.bsky.social · 28/04/2025
Rarely does a tragedy so american in it's themes happen in my country. To my Phillipino-Canadian and Phillipino-American friends, their family, and their community, You have my heart, my compassion, and my condolences. 💕
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🐙 Kraken (Chaotic But Cuddly) @kuddlesomkraken.bsky.social · 12/04/2025
today’s fit! 😅 it’s finally springtime!!!!! 🥳
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🐙 Kraken (Chaotic But Cuddly) @kuddlesomkraken.bsky.social · 28/03/2025
Given the USA is violating court orders, sending people to foreign encampments without due process; while isreal is doing far worse to Palestinians. It would seem that - since the events from which this work came - its somber reminder has never been so pertinent.
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🐙 Kraken (Chaotic But Cuddly) @kuddlesomkraken.bsky.social · 21/03/2025
Cripes, it's been a whole week. I'm getting faded. Anyone wanna join me?
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🐙 Kraken (Chaotic But Cuddly) @kuddlesomkraken.bsky.social · 07/03/2025
Feeling rough. Lost 20lbs in 2 weeks. I have 3 Med Appointments today and may be re-hospitalized. 😮‍💨 BUT, If I am sent to the good coochie detainment facility? At least I’ll look cuter than the psychs. 🎀 😏
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🐙 Kraken (Chaotic But Cuddly) @kuddlesomkraken.bsky.social · 05/03/2025
Time for some self care I guess. 🎀 It’s probably long overdue… 😓😮‍💨
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🐙 Kraken (Chaotic But Cuddly) @kuddlesomkraken.bsky.social · 04/03/2025
Tried to take a forever nap in the psych ER yesterday. Guess their response! A. Admit B. Provide crisis support C. Discharge after resuscitation; refer to walk-in clinic that no longer exists. If you guess C you’re right! At least I’m pretty and got super cute new shoes? 😮‍💨😭
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🐙 Kraken (Chaotic But Cuddly) @kuddlesomkraken.bsky.social · 15/01/2025
Just a dumb farm gay doing dumb farm gay things 🤭 (I could probably carry you just as easily. Just sayin. 😘)
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🐙 Kraken (Chaotic But Cuddly) @kuddlesomkraken.bsky.social · 11/01/2025
Not me, sitting in the bath, live tweeting my first experience with a michael bay transformers movie to @ithayla.bsky.social. (AKA Violating the Geneva convention. These are TERRIBLE. I honestly don’t even know how they didn’t become a meme on par with Morbius. 🤣)
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🐙 Kraken (Chaotic But Cuddly) @kuddlesomkraken.bsky.social · 05/01/2025
Ohey! look! It’s my high risk butt sitting in the shower and drinking black tea, because studies have shown both may reduce severity and duration of C19. Stay home when ur sick folks! Getting others sick & preventing disabled folk from visiting family isn’t cool. 😤
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🐙 Kraken (Chaotic But Cuddly) @kuddlesomkraken.bsky.social · 29/12/2024
A Friends post reminded me of something to keep in mind next year. Goals can leave you disheartened if failed. Behavioural less so. Make one small change a day. And remember to Love yourself. At the end of the day no one escapes life alive, best to escape it having lived.
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🐙 Kraken (Chaotic But Cuddly) @kuddlesomkraken.bsky.social · 29/12/2024
So ummm… about that…
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🐙 Kraken (Chaotic But Cuddly) @kuddlesomkraken.bsky.social · 29/12/2024
I'vr been drinkinf but before I go to bed I need to tell ysll something... Ur wonderful Ur smazing Ur stronf as f*** You hsve an ass that csn topple empired Ur cspable of grest things Ur dick is huge Whstever 2025 brings, yoy got this! Love uou!💕 Nini! Sleep sweet! 🥰
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🐙 Kraken (Chaotic But Cuddly) @kuddlesomkraken.bsky.social · 28/12/2024
See, the problem with most common greetings is they're uninclusive or have other problems. • "Ladies and Gentlemen!" is too formal. • "Guys, Gal's, And Enbys!" Feigns inclusivity but still excludes some groups. • "Hey Y'all!" - Is just too southern. The only good greeting?
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🐙 Kraken (Chaotic But Cuddly) @kuddlesomkraken.bsky.social · 27/12/2024
While I won’t say the murder UHC’s CEO was good. Those decrying Luigi’s allegations don’t yet grasp; Within the justice vacuums of oppressive societies combating peaceful change, force becomes the only remaining recourse. It might not be ethical or moral. But it was acceptable.
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🐙 Kraken (Chaotic But Cuddly) @kuddlesomkraken.bsky.social · 27/12/2024
I’ll take “WTF Is wrong with me!?” for 1200, Alex! 🤣
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🐙 Kraken (Chaotic But Cuddly) @kuddlesomkraken.bsky.social · 25/12/2024
Hope you’ve been naughty, Cause your lil miss spooky clause is live on twitch!!! Midnight to Midnight… 24 hours of horror games… Come join us for a… HAPPY CRISIS!!! Starting with alien isolation!
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🐙 Kraken (Chaotic But Cuddly) @kuddlesomkraken.bsky.social · 25/12/2024
Many people, myself included, don't have family to visit or a safe space to be Late december. Myself included. To help provide a space for people to be comfortable, I'm going live from midnight to midnight. Because you know what? Fuck you. *Spookies your holiday*
An advertisement for a stream on twitch, Titled "HAPPY CRISIS!" - Describing a horror stream lasting 24hrs, starting at 12 midnight PST Christmas day.
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🐙 Kraken (Chaotic But Cuddly) @kuddlesomkraken.bsky.social · 24/12/2024
Tomorrows plans got cancelled… spending it alone… 24hr stream on twitch when I get home??? 👀 More info to come soon…
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🐙 Kraken (Chaotic But Cuddly) @kuddlesomkraken.bsky.social · 24/12/2024
Some random driver offered me a ride into the city. I said yes, was great until I found out they were a cop. 🤮😭 A murderer would have literally been better.
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👻👹 boo-rit 👹👻 @britculpsapp.bsky.social · 13/12/2024
i have tragic american immigration news
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🐙 Kraken (Chaotic But Cuddly) @kuddlesomkraken.bsky.social · 24/12/2024
This Christmas, I’m drinking alone and listening to music so sad it’ll make my targeted ads scream “Find a therapist!!!” And to all my friends, enemies, and those yet to be measured; In Europe and beyond! Happy X-Mas eve!!! Wishing everyone warm tidings and good company this holiday season
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