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Kevin Turner

@kturn.bsky.social
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Kevin's the name, rhythm is my game. Programmer/Video Guy/Professional Special Thankser for a bunch of VNs and music games including @stepmaniax.com

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Kevin Turner @kturn.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
@gamehistoryorg.bsky.social has an amazing deal where you can get a random retro game magazine every month and support them at the same time. I present to you this month's 😬 Retro Game Magazine Moment from February 1999:
A letter of the month from EGM, February 1999. It reads from the reader:

"Japan: The Holy Land?
After reading the EGM Letters section of issue #113, I worry about the popular belief regarding Japanese video games. It seems many gamers are vehemently opposed to anything that is not Japanese when it comes to this industry.
Japan is treated as some sort of nirvana holy land. Has anyone played Sabre Marionette J or any of the hundreds of poor (read: God-awful) Japanese titles? I had the honor of speaking with a Japanese developer, and it's ironic to hear his opinions about gaming. He hates the way Japanese RPGs force the player to fight nonsensical battles over and over. He even strives to create a games with "...the quality of Alone in the Dark..." He also would never wish to create a game that would offend someone. Nudity, violence and all this supposed "sacrifice of morality for the sake of creativity" is really non-existent. Japanese developers are just as concern with "proper" content as anyone else. It's merely a cultural difference. What we see as offensive, a Japanese game does not.
So maybe next time when we all complain about the evil American companies ruining Japanese ports with changes that are usually made for the sake of cultural boundaries rather then [sic] sheet censorship, we could all be happy with the extra secrets, option [sic], characters and gameplay that usually come with our exclusive version.

The more interesting part of the editor reply:

"We should be thankful, however, for the cultural boundaries you speak of. Have you ever played Choaniki: Great Brother? Good God! Let's just say there's no way this horribly bad, very homosexual shooter would've been allowed in the U.S.! That's right, we said a homosexual shooter. Nothing wrong with being a homosexual shooter, mind you, but if you've seen this game, you'd understand why we say we're glad "cultural boundaries" have kept this game in Japan.
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Kevin Turner @kturn.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
The trailer is not joking, you can torment yourself by playing on a dance pad. This is free, you could be doing this right now.
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Kevin Turner @kturn.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
I have been alpha testing this for a while, and I can say that this is one of the most satisfying music games I have played in a while, at least in terms of how the moment to moment mechanics work. You can tell the custom engine was worth it when you're able to feel every single note you play.
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Kevin Turner @kturn.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
This thread was already crazy from the word go, finding out there's a previously undocumented StepManiaX location hiding in all of the obviously pirated games was just the cherry on top. Now I can sleep knowing six years of personal expression is flanked by the most AI vinyl drape imaginable.
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Kevin Turner @kturn.bsky.social · 10/07/2026
This was my first time seeing Total Nuclear Annihilation in action, and I can already tell I'm going to struggle to get even one reactor down at Southern Fried Gaming Expo. Who cares when it sounds this good.
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Kevin Turner @kturn.bsky.social · 29/06/2026
I made this as a throwaway gag for my brother in law's birthday, as he really doesn't like melted cheese, specifically cheese that's like Velveeta. I think this might be one of the most tangibly unsettling things I have ever made. If art is supposed to make you feel things, this feels the most.
A blob of very wet, almost melting cheese with holes in it sits on a white plate, on a checkerboard table cloth. The message "Happy Birthday Mitch" made out of something bologna-like in the Bauhaus93 font sits embedded on top of the cheese.
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Kevin Turner @kturn.bsky.social · 20/06/2026
I have been alpha testing this for a while now, and I can say you absolutely need to try this when it’s available. Every song feels fresh and new, and it’s one of the most fun games to be bad at.
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Kevin Turner @kturn.bsky.social · 02/06/2026
I'd like to announce my retirement from StepManiaX, I am now pursuing a new career in AAA games graphics programming.
A screenshot of the default cube in Blender with a noisy normal map and a green translucent shader.
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Kevin Turner @kturn.bsky.social · 03/05/2026
for some reason @lightningxce.bsky.social wouldn't ship my suggested changes for Tribal Style
The jacket for Tribal Style, but now with Moon Child
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Kevin Turner @kturn.bsky.social · 01/04/2026
We have an exciting new product for fans of insects with the wrong number of legs @stepmaniax.com
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Mega64 @mega64official.bsky.social · 21/02/2026
From our awards show three months ago. Congrats to Xbox!
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Kevin Turner @kturn.bsky.social · 10/01/2026
who out here ready to hear some toots on a crisp saturday morning
Selfie of the MagFest Community Orchestra setting up in the Gaylord Atrium, from the back of the trombone section.
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Kevin Turner @kturn.bsky.social · 19/12/2025
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Kevin Turner @kturn.bsky.social · 16/12/2025
accidentally threw two cabs into the same physical space and now I don't know what to do
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Kevin Turner @kturn.bsky.social · 02/11/2025
I still can't believe @dcellgames.com said yes to me doing things after Fortnite Quaver, go buy their game in FOUR DAYS or you'll make ladybug sad. (also play their songs in @stepmaniax.com if you run across a machine)
Ladybug jumping behind Quaver (from UNBEATABLE) in an empty field.
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Kevin Turner @kturn.bsky.social · 12/07/2025
they still let me make the video after I sent them a GIF of Quaver doing the default fortnite dance, dev team of the year
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din @din.icedragon.io · 24/05/2025
yeah momocon DDR X LAN play on cabinets Probably a first?
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Kevin Turner @kturn.bsky.social · 24/05/2025
Can’t believe @icedragon.io, sponge, and I just pulled off a tournament around the never played DDR X Team Battle mode, only to then pivot into a never played Ultramix 4 Quads grand finals. We’ll have more footage later, but congrats to everyone who participated, and their fantastic posters.
The winners of the MomoCon 2025 DDR X Team Party Play tournament. Team Shin”Kat”sen is on the left and team “A chicken and his manager” is on the right. Two Black DDR cabs are running Ultramix 4 in the background.
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Kevin Turner @kturn.bsky.social · 28/04/2025
I have been playing this Apple Arcade game called "Puffies" over the past few weeks. It's a really good "fidget" game, in the sense that it keeps you engaged without being too demanding. I reported a minor bug and the founder responded to me personally on a weekend. I appreciate that.
An email from Jakob Lykkegaard explaining how to solve an "impossible" puzzle. The email reads:

Hi,

We're so sorry for this bug, when the level was 'cut out' a remaining tiny square still in the tray fits just outside the gameboard which is not very intuitive and will do our best to solve it in next updates.
If you are keen to solve the level you can try to grab the tiny piece and move up to the middle left side and place it just outside the gameboard to complete it, attaching a photo as well but it is small so you might need to try and grab it a few times.

We're sorry about this and shouldnt happen again!

All the best,

Jakob Lykkegaard 
Founder @ Lykke Studios
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Kevin Turner @kturn.bsky.social · 21/04/2025
It is that time again. McNuggetFest 20025.
A placement of McNuggets and sauces on a Papa John’s Baconmania serving dishPeople eating McNuggets at McNuggetFest 20025
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Kevin Turner @kturn.bsky.social · 01/04/2025
Truly touching and heartwarming to see something like this happen in this day and age.
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Kevin Turner @kturn.bsky.social · 28/03/2025
get in the skyline, me and @solidangles.bsky.social are going to Twinstar
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J-Mi & Midi-D @jmiandmidid.bsky.social · 27/03/2025
www.jmiandmidid.com We're back! (but underconstruction) but definitely back. New music is on the way :)!
jmiandmidid.com
J-Mi & Midi-D
From Dance Dance Revolution, to Pump It Up and even the spooktacular world of GHOSTBUSTERS, J-Mi & Midi-D have dabbled in a little bit of everything!
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Kevin Turner @kturn.bsky.social · 26/03/2025
Enjoy this video game concept I have been cooking up for the last few months. Surely there's a market for camera-based dancing focused solely on eurobeat and hyper techno remixes of Touhou Project songs. Also, Happy Birthday @solidangles.bsky.social www.youtube.com/watch?v=uGDM...
youtube.com
Toho Para Party Concept Video
YouTube video by normallife
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Kevin Turner @kturn.bsky.social · 07/03/2025
All this new graphics card talk, and no one has mentioned the only benchmark that matters: McNuggetBench Some previous scores: GTX 1070 8 GB: 30 hours RTX 2060 6 GB: 21 hours RTX 4070 Super: 4.5 hours Apple M4 Max GPU: 3.7 hours RTX 4090: 2 Hours
A Blender 3D render of a glass bowl of McNuggets. On a wooden table, there are also sauce cups, drinks, plates, a napkin, and a can of Kick It Man energy drink. There are other renders in picture frames on the back wall.
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Kevin Turner @kturn.bsky.social · 03/03/2025
We somehow got a very nice Initial D Arcade Stage Version 3 at Starrcade, and man is it fun to nail long winding stretches while jamming out.
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Kevin Turner @kturn.bsky.social · 27/02/2025
@icedragon.io has just released icedragon.io/snek-box/, and I'm here to tell you why you should get it. youtu.be/AIB6u8I4EOw
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Snek Box Commercial
YouTube video by normallife
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Kevin Turner @kturn.bsky.social · 24/02/2025
A promo image that shows Fabuloso with elements of new Ongeki Re:Fresh branding
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Kevin Turner @kturn.bsky.social · 16/01/2025
Man this was a cool one to work on, if only because it's coming from someone who is open about how and why they make the creative decisions they do. I had zero good ideas for how to make this until I discovered its original background as "When The Wolves Sing".
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Kevin Turner @kturn.bsky.social · 12/11/2024
dude you can put videos in text messages now? what will they think of next?
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Kevin Turner @kturn.bsky.social · 11/11/2024
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Kevin Turner @kturn.bsky.social · 13/10/2024
I'm not sure what I'm supposed to do here
A screenshot of Project Outfox's title screen on smx game mode, with a disclaimer checkbox to confirm that the player is not affiliated Step Revolution in any way, financially or otherwise.
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Kevin Turner @kturn.bsky.social · 07/10/2024
My sister had a bootleg Eevee plush that looks like it's about to do its first sightread
A bootleg plushie of Eevee with a weird angry smirkA panel from a Ben Madsen comic that shows a serious stick figure overly explaining that he is about to sightread a song he knows intimately, but technically hasn't played. He has a similar expression to the Eevee plush.
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Kevin Turner @kturn.bsky.social · 30/04/2024
God forgive me for the curse I have created.
A screenshot of the generate button from the Automatic1111 Stable Diffusion interface. A style labeled "SDVX-ifier" is enabled for the generator.
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Kevin Turner @kturn.bsky.social · 16/02/2024
A screenshot of twitter posts from @rogerclark admonishing Konami for letting StepManiaX into Round1. Below the tweets, an image headed by the phrase "Who Would Win?". On the left are pictures of Konami's stock and its market cap. On the right are pictures of a stock asset used by StepManiaX costing $4, a video for StepManiaX being filmed by a foam head on a broom stick, and a screenshot of Disconnected Disco Team where the players are physically on top of each other.
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Kevin Turner @kturn.bsky.social · 14/02/2024
Two depression bots from the StepManiaX video "On My Own" holding hands, sitting on a sunset beach.
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Kevin Turner @kturn.bsky.social · 29/11/2023
I'm not cool enough for streaming services, but according to me roughly eyeballing play count and Date Added in iTunes, my most listened thing for this year was the Sonic Frontiers soundtrack.
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Kevin Turner @kturn.bsky.social · 18/11/2023
WHOA! Step Mania X by Step Revolution!
A screenshot of Monstercat’s sync projects page showing StepManiaX spelled as “Step Mania X”
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Kevin Turner @kturn.bsky.social · 23/10/2023
very important insight into the next StepManiaX update
A discord screenshot that reads:

Lightning - no booba here
kevinturner - ARTISTIC INTENT
Lightning - SHUT UP
kevinturner - WHAT'S NEXT, YOU GONNA CENSOR THE VAGINA BONES? 
Lightning - WHY DOES LINK HAVE VAGINA BONES
kevinturner - literally 1984 in this game
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Kevin Turner @kturn.bsky.social · 20/10/2023
meemo
A Miho plush on a StepManiaX AIO cabinet
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Kevin Turner @kturn.bsky.social · 05/10/2023
It wasn't ever seriously considered and I mostly made it for my own SMX editing fun, but I still have a soft spot for the totally original do not steal jacket I made for Night in Motion.
A song jacket for Cubic 22's Night in Motion, with the main subject being a highly reflective, low polygon person
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Kevin Turner @kturn.bsky.social · 25/09/2023
soon
A screenshot of the IAAPA 2023 Expo Floor map, highlighting the existence of a booth called "Kevins Worldwide". Multiple translucent visages of Kevin are overlayed with an unnerving red texture.
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Kevin Turner @kturn.bsky.social · 23/09/2023
@stepmaniax.com i gave you step tips pls respond
A selfie of Tim from the SMX Shiawase video. There is a black pillow on a brown chair, with a light blue wall behind everything.
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Kevin Turner @kturn.bsky.social · 21/09/2023
Joe Chin is on that music gamer grindset
Joe Chin saying "Actually, I'd be happier if you weren't that  good."Joe Chin saying "The game would be over sooner, you know what I mean?"
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Kevin Turner @kturn.bsky.social · 09/09/2023
An image of depression bot 3000 walking over a StepManiaX background, with the following text:

Just Walk Out
you can leave!!

20 attempts, no apc
closest rival still winning
doublesteps
forgot to login
winter team
daily score reset
can’t hear my steps
waiting for the guy playing crab rave
too much sensitivity
too little sensitivity, but on that other arrow
MAX428 if your quick
the friends you were playing with

If it sucks... hit da bricks!!
real winners quit

On the side of the image, a partially cut off text block reads "Da Edit Zone"
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Kevin Turner @kturn.bsky.social · 06/09/2023
Figured I should kick off this account with the thing I'm most remembered for.
A deepfried image of me standing outside Tokyo Valentino
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