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Krystal 🫥 @kt-23.bsky.social · 8h

Oh boy. Once she expressed her jealousy, the complexion and Tarzan comments is where it really took a turn. Cuz wth!?

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Krystal 🫥 @kt-23.bsky.social · 8h

😂 I learned what it was implying a few years ago. Lol

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Krystal 🫥 @kt-23.bsky.social · 10/10/2026

You can tell he's well liked by students and staff. That was sweet lol

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Krystal 🫥 @kt-23.bsky.social · 10/10/2026

Overhearing my daughter pretend play cracks me up. She was using her toy plane and had a 'snack teller' (flight attendant) with passengers. Snack teller: pretzels, water, or money? Passenger: pretzels and money please She always pretends that ppl just get money lol. I wish lol

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Krystal 🫥 @kt-23.bsky.social · 09/10/2026

I randomly saw this on yt earlier this week and it terrified me too. We randomly had bees popping up in our house this spring. Pest control was like "oh they're just scouting to build a nest, it's fine". I want my house scanned like this!! Cuz hell tf no, the bees can have it

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Krystal 🫥 @kt-23.bsky.social · 09/10/2026

I got so much work to do 😩 and I'm getting hella avoidant cuz I don't wanna start but it's also easy tasks

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Krystal 🫥 @kt-23.bsky.social · 09/10/2026

I've seen less bunching at a toddler soccer game 😂🤭

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Krystal 🫥 @kt-23.bsky.social · 08/10/2026

I'm so ready 😩 I got a 2-hr training the day it drops

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Krystal 🫥 @kt-23.bsky.social · 08/10/2026

Currently in the middle of 'spirit x donation week' and this is accurate as hell. I don't enjoy the side quests in my morning routine 😂

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Krystal 🫥 @kt-23.bsky.social · 08/10/2026

*screams in developmental science* Actually reading to your child especially infants is so important for many developmental milestones. Them watching your mouth move actually teaches them how to freaking speak, among other things. Social interaction is critical for child development and learning. 😩😩

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Krystal 🫥 @kt-23.bsky.social · 08/10/2026

Yes that bomb vs balm convo was convo was hilarious

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Krystal 🫥 @kt-23.bsky.social · 08/10/2026

Yes be explicit (communicate clearly). Otherwise he sounds like "we go together real bad" (delulu, childish, naive)

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Krystal 🫥 @kt-23.bsky.social · 08/10/2026

Of course it ain't go as planned. Open the schools. Bring back 'into the wild'. Please 😩

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Krystal 🫥 @kt-23.bsky.social · 08/10/2026

Following cuz I've been considering the style but 🫨 on that price

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Krystal 🫥 @kt-23.bsky.social · 07/10/2026

Lololol I considered that epic line.

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Krystal 🫥 @kt-23.bsky.social · 07/10/2026

The "morning getting your kid ready for school and on time" grind is exhausting 😩. Like omg i really gotta do this damn near every weekday till mid-May???

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I'm Tired Of This, Grandpa! Meme Scene

Alt: I'm Tired Of This, Grandpa! Meme Scene

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Krystal 🫥 @kt-23.bsky.social · 07/10/2026

I also felt that vibe 🤭😭

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Krystal 🫥 @kt-23.bsky.social · 07/10/2026

Bruh lmao. That man needed to take 5 and have some privacy 😂 Side note: My mama would have whooped my butt for acting hungry on tv like that 🤭

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Krystal 🫥 @kt-23.bsky.social · 07/10/2026

Stressing myself out for no reason lol

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Krystal 🫥 @kt-23.bsky.social · 07/10/2026

My husband and I carry pics of each other when we were in grade school

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Krystal 🫥 @kt-23.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

See I got a neighbor that's been whining about trash can placement and I'm like y'all we are taking about trash cans and it only goes out once a week. We got other things to deal with!

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Krystal 🫥 @kt-23.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

I don't think books will feed capitalism well compared to a mind gym 🙃 *screams into pillow*

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Krystal 🫥 @kt-23.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

Woke up cuz my tum tum hurts 🥹

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Krystal 🫥 @kt-23.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

Truly a 'Saturday morning America' 😂

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Krystal 🫥 @kt-23.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

Sid's collection of toys. I used to have nightmares of the 'hooker' chasing me

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Krystal 🫥 @kt-23.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

I checked out a Highlights magazine for my daughter at the library. This is me explaining what a magazine is and how I read them all the time as a kid. 😭

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Abuelo Simpson contando historia a los niños

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Taniel @taniel.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

Voter registration deadlines are SUNDAY in Alaska, Rhode Island, South Carolina. And MONDAY in: Arizona, Arkansas Florida, Georgia, Indiana, Kentucky, Mississippi, Ohio, Tennessee, and *Texas*. If you live in these states, verify your registration now, literally.

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Krystal 🫥 @kt-23.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

Crying baby Mario used to have young me stressed out lolol.

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Krystal 🫥 @kt-23.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

My husband is grappling with the youngin's calling him "Unc" and "OG" lately. I said to him well you call them "young bucks" 🤭

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Krystal 🫥 @kt-23.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

Yet she still wanted to marry this man and have his kids 😐

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Krystal 🫥 @kt-23.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

Its always wild to me when grown ups are unfamiliar with basic things about kids.Why did he think that was a good idea 😂 gotta lift with the knees with these kids lol

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Krystal 🫥 @kt-23.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

This type of stuff always cracks me up. My friend went to school with someone that was on temptation island as one of the single guys. We felt so much secondhand embarrassment lolol

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Krystal 🫥 @kt-23.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

Our local library has a free propogation station. I took home this plant today and have no idea what I grabbed 🤭 is this a pothos? #plantsky #houseplantsky

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Krystal 🫥 @kt-23.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

I'm gonna start the new season tomorrow. Can't wait 😍

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Krystal 🫥 @kt-23.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

Think I'm going to attempt knotless braids in my daughter's hair this weekend. 😮‍💨

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Krystal 🫥 @kt-23.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

Dear reader the grandchildren are 3 & 5. My mom's reaction about watching the 5 year old for a week while I'm on a work trip:

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Kombucha Girl

Alt: Kombucha Girl

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Krystal 🫥 @kt-23.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

This is my mom with her grandkids. it's openly known she can't stand infants and toddlers 😂

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