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Krystal 🫥

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🗣️ who do you think you are?! I am! #PhD #edresearcher #mama #wife

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Taniel @taniel.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Voter registration deadlines are SUNDAY in Alaska, Rhode Island, South Carolina. And MONDAY in: Arizona, Arkansas Florida, Georgia, Indiana, Kentucky, Mississippi, Ohio, Tennessee, and *Texas*. If you live in these states, verify your registration now, literally.
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Krystal 🫥 @kt-23.bsky.social · 20m
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Yoshi and Mario: Super Mario World
Alt: Yoshi and Mario: Yoshi's island
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Krystal 🫥 @kt-23.bsky.social · 26m
My husband is grappling with the youngin's calling him "Unc" and "OG" lately. I said to him well you call them "young bucks" 🤭
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Krystal 🫥 @kt-23.bsky.social · 9h
Yet she still wanted to marry this man and have his kids 😐
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Krystal 🫥 @kt-23.bsky.social · 12h
Its always wild to me when grown ups are unfamiliar with basic things about kids.Why did he think that was a good idea 😂 gotta lift with the knees with these kids lol
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Krystal 🫥 @kt-23.bsky.social · 19h
Our local library has a free propogation station. I took home this plant today and have no idea what I grabbed 🤭 is this a pothos? #plantsky #houseplantsky
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Krystal 🫥 @kt-23.bsky.social · 23h
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Cute Cartoon Cat Says Yay!
Alt: Cute Cartoon Cat Says Yay!
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Krystal 🫥 @kt-23.bsky.social · 23h
😭😩
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Krystal 🫥 @kt-23.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Think I'm going to attempt knotless braids in my daughter's hair this weekend. 😮‍💨
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Krystal 🫥 @kt-23.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
QTNA lol
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Krystal 🫥 @kt-23.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
This is my mom with her grandkids. it's openly known she can't stand infants and toddlers 😂
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𝐦𝐢𝐜𝐡𝐢𝐤𝐨 & 𝐰𝐢𝐭𝐜𝐡𝐢𝐧 @quietblkgrl.blacksky.app · 02/10/2026
QTNA: about moths
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Krystal 🫥 @kt-23.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
It's giving if judge Mathis was a cop 😂 "we know you're a criminal, that's why you don't have a job"
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Krystal 🫥 @kt-23.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
2 very different realities
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Krystal 🫥 @kt-23.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
'customizable' pet incinerator is wild! Lol
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Krystal 🫥 @kt-23.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Mad it's so warm again I need to turn the a/c on
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Krystal 🫥 @kt-23.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Scenes with my saggi-terrorist: *Whispers* why is there no in between for y'all? 😂
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Krystal 🫥 @kt-23.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
😭🤭 he knows our heart lol
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Krystal 🫥 @kt-23.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Love Lab was so good!! Which 'experiment' was your favorite?
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Krystal 🫥 @kt-23.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Love is Blind Netherlands dropped today. I'm already seething with the black women fantasizing about having a life (marriage and kids) with a white man that straight up said to her he couldn't see himself dating a "fully Black woman" 🤡
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Woman's Headache Reaction
Alt: Woman's Headache Reaction
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Krystal 🫥 @kt-23.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
😭
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Krystal 🫥 @kt-23.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Yes it's a skit!! Woosah! Breathe! Lol
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Krystal 🫥 @kt-23.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Hmmm...I gotta try it out!
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Krystal 🫥 @kt-23.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Infant was basically a newborn—2 months old!!!! They didn't say how old the oldest child was but there was also a 2 year old as well. I'm glad the baby's dad checked the apt and called the police cuz home girl was tripping.
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Subtle but blatant @drewins.blacksky.app · 30/09/2026
If voting didn't matter they wouldn't fight so hard to keep us from doing it.
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🜲 @fresh72.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Context matters
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Krystal 🫥 @kt-23.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
As a survivor, I mean mother... This is true
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Krystal 🫥 @kt-23.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Enjoy em now. there's a recent executive order that will weaken protections for the Chesapeake bay and could affect our lil crabby friends ecosystem
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Chesapeake Bay Foundation reacts to Trump executive order revoking bay protections
The Trump administration revoked a 2009 Chesapeake Bay protection order, eliminating federal oversight and stormwater funding.
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Krystal 🫥 @kt-23.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
I wish they put their age next to the bullies. Got the demeanor of a rabid dummy
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Krystal 🫥 @kt-23.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Probably 2 of the most clumsiest ones
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Panda's Playful Toy Destruction
Alt: Panda's Playful Toy Destruction
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Krystal 🫥 @kt-23.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
#TheDiplomat returns in a couple of weeks on Netflix. I'm so excited
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Krystal 🫥 @kt-23.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Knocks me out lol
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Krystal 🫥 @kt-23.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
This time of year stresses me out, constantly hearing acorns hitting my roof at nite. Last year it was so constant I called pest control thinking something must surely be in my attic. Nope just hella acorns in these trees
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Krystal 🫥 @kt-23.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
This was always my fear being in anatomy class with bio majors that had doctor aspirations but cheated their ass off!
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Krystal 🫥 @kt-23.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
I didn't know this was a movie, but the trailer sounds cruel as hell "an unforgettable adventure, she'll probably forget"!? Like yikes
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Krystal 🫥 @kt-23.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
at school pick up, some lil girl had a bad day. So she walked up to her smiling, unsuspecting mother, balled up her jacket and threw it right in her face. She did this in front of other parents and a teacher nearby. I know she be raising hell at home. I'm still stunned her mom let that slide. 😤
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Krystal 🫥 @kt-23.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Naw! I'd file my workers comp so fast 😂
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Krystal 🫥 @kt-23.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
I knew I had new business revisiting Animal Crossing #ACNH I was up till midnite like I don't have responsibilities. I'm sleepy this morning 🥺
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Krystal 🫥 @kt-23.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
I appreciate the couple of weeks where I don't need a/c nor my heat. Slight relief in my utility bill before quadruples
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Krystal 🫥 @kt-23.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Christian mingle Plenty of fish
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Krystal 🫥 @kt-23.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Why use an iceberg metaphor when we can use fire hydrant metaphor now? lol
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Krystal 🫥 @kt-23.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
I can't wait to put up my Halloween decorations next week 😬
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Krystal 🫥 @kt-23.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Anything before 3 or after 6 y'all are bugging
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Krystal 🫥 @kt-23.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
I've got got a couple of times when it includes 'click on this link to see your raise' 🤭
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Krystal 🫥 @kt-23.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
😂😂😂 I watched 3 times thinking I was mistaken
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Krystal 🫥 @kt-23.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
capitalism has no bottom. That's wild smh
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Krystal 🫥 @kt-23.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
I miss my local Philly team 😂 Mike is still Mike 😂😂
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Krystal 🫥 @kt-23.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Name that city! Baltimore 🧐🤔
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Krystal 🫥 @kt-23.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
I have a strong desire for new fall fits even though I work from home
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Krystal 🫥 @kt-23.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
😂
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