Kevin Shay @kshay.com · 27/09/2026Really thought this said chili content and started picturing Christiane Amanpour on Hot Ones 120
Kevin Shay @kshay.com · 26/09/2026For months, I posed as Richard Pryor from the movie “Brewster’s Millions.” Read my new story 060
Kevin Shay @kshay.com · 23/09/2026Alexa. You’ve got to shut up about the rip currents. I will never care about rip currents 000
Reposted by Kevin ShayKevin Shay @kshay.com · 16/09/2026Hmm, this doesn’t seem like it can be true. Can it? 101
Kevin Shay @kshay.com · 15/09/2026This relates to one of my biggest annoyances with AI Overview: often I’ll search for a phrase to find out whether, and if so when and how, people have actually used it, but instead Gemini will speculate on what it might mean if people were to use it 010
Kevin Shay @kshay.com · 10/09/2026New genre: Reels thumbnail haiku I took Chad oh yeah, we were grateful and the needle changed me 010
Kevin Shay @kshay.com · 09/09/2026Good dramatic pause there after “the deepest fiery pits,” that’s not where I thought he was going with it 000
Kevin Shay @kshay.com · 09/09/2026If there’s one thing I know about Texans, it’s that they love being told what to do 040
Kevin Shay @kshay.com · 08/09/2026Monday Night Football and now this... is there anything Dennis Miller can’t do 030
Kevin Shay @kshay.com · 08/09/2026“I know a lot of people like to dance on rooftops in New Jersey on this day, but not me” 000
Kevin Shay @kshay.com · 08/09/2026Is this a job? You’re talking about a job, right? Do we not say job anymore? 010
Kevin Shay @kshay.com · 08/09/2026Trampled by Turtles, “Come Back Home” “I remember [dealin’|Dylan] records Bringing It All Back Home” 001
Kevin Shay @kshay.com · 07/09/2026It’s funny, I would have said Annie was a supporting role based on my recollection of the season. I guess that speaks to how good she was! 010
Kevin Shay @kshay.com · 07/09/2026I was sort of joking when I wrote this but more and more I think it’s a fundamental unsolved problem 110
Kevin Shay @kshay.com · 07/09/2026He must, or he never would have been promoted from Lieutenant Beefheart 010
Kevin Shay @kshay.com · 06/09/2026I think there’s some relevance to the fact that while we instinctively hate consuming the products of LLMs, the consumer of code is not humans but computers. Like If an LLM could write a song that somehow made my car run better and I didn’t have to listen to the song, that would be fine 290
Kevin Shay @kshay.com · 03/09/2026One again my procrastination long game has paid off (never got around to setting up 1password) 010
Kevin Shay @kshay.com · 02/09/2026A contract speculating on the future price of your coin, that would be an investment 110
Kevin Shay @kshay.com · 02/09/2026Me: hey I would love to know how long until the next C train comes Subway Platform Screen Displaying Ninety Million Bits Of Information: LANTERNS Me: ok but how many minutes until SPSDNMBOI: AMEX Me: feels like you could just dedicate one small corner to SPSDNMBOI: LANTERNS 010
Kevin Shay @kshay.com · 02/09/2026I’m always surprised to remember his name when I see him in something, does not look like a Dylan at all 140
Kevin Shay @kshay.com · 01/09/2026When you’re in line and can clearly tell based on body language and demeanor which one of the clerks will understand what you’re trying to do and execute it properly, so you stand there praying that’s the one you get, but you never do 020
Kevin Shay @kshay.com · 30/08/2026It’s depressing because THE HEART OF THE WORLD is one of my favorite nonfiction books but I can only assume it’s not exactly nonfiction 020
Kevin Shay @kshay.com · 30/08/2026After careful deliberation we are going to stop considering a few things 060
Kevin Shay @kshay.com · 30/08/2026Just hope they pay all those bills (and those startups stay in business) 040
Kevin Shay @kshay.com · 29/08/2026Someone in my HS class tried to quote Ice Cube in the yearbook, but they censored it so it came out as “Yeah I got some last words… ALL Y’ALL!” 020
Kevin Shay @kshay.com · 29/08/2026I think they’re actually using the new RGML algorithm (Rightwing Grievance Mad Libs) 0120
Kevin Shay @kshay.com · 27/08/2026I always have trouble remembering to serve them with inappropriately thick slices of cheese and a sprig of thyme, the old box really helped 020
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AI Overview
The standard ratio for Better Than Bouillon is 1 teaspoon of paste to 8 ounces (1 cup) of hot or boiling water.
Measurement Quick Guide
1 cup of broth: 1 teaspoon of base + 8 oz water
2 cups of broth (1 pint): 2 teaspoons of base + 16 oz water
4 cups of broth (1 quart): [EMPHASIS MINE]1 tablespoon (3 teaspoons)[/EMPHASIS] + 32 oz water](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:cet4nxcnv2frhnrncyoopv4c/bafkreihmtgtv3vvq6vds6qnptdt3sttsam26ykml7nenbwg6s7tg5icudi)
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AI Overview Fat Tony has appeared in over 100 episodes of The Simpsons since his debut in season 3. [1] (https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fat_Tony_(The_Simpsons)), [2] (https://www.cracked.com/article_44576_my-life-as-fat-tony-on-the-simpsons.html)](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:cet4nxcnv2frhnrncyoopv4c/bafkreibrjnv3vhtbpy4an77q3kjqcf7o7rdo6jvn7uhy3pz53mvpksaa3u)
![Google search results for “simpsons number of fat tony episodes”
AI Overview Fat Tony has appeared in over 30 episodes of The Simpsons as a primary character, central antagonist, or minor cameo since his debut. [1] (https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fat_Tony_(The_Simpsons)), [2] (https://simpsons.fandom.com/wiki/Fat_Tony)](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:cet4nxcnv2frhnrncyoopv4c/bafkreiem3jz4e76hjrp2vfp3l55k63uea2ita6aoiwtfh265x4a7g53lnq)
