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Krystal @krystalsim.bsky.social · 09/10/2026

And the diagnosis haters want to keep us from that understanding and self respect. Cool cool cool

Krystal @krystalsim.bsky.social · 09/10/2026

The fact I’ve been able to do what I have seems kinda miraculous tbh. For someone 20+ years in media who still thinks they’ll get found out any minute and banished

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Krystal @krystalsim.bsky.social · 09/10/2026

Same, I was gonna go to art school or the RSAMD, or do a PhD. But I shut down some of my options because it was an overwhelming amount of choice and you make calls to cut off certain things or you’ll implode.

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Krystal @krystalsim.bsky.social · 09/10/2026

So they’ve announced the Nobel peace prize winner. Expect a furious, poorly phrased screed written by Natalie in 3…2…

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Krystal @krystalsim.bsky.social · 09/10/2026

If anything my diagnosis has made me appreciate myself and my resilience so much more, for what I’ve been able to achieve. So sick of the hate and misinformation

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Krystal @krystalsim.bsky.social · 15/09/2026

The Emmy winning writer and creator of Widow’s Bay is the legend behind one of the greatest tweets of all time imo. Katie Dippold’s always been a spooky gal, respect

Tweet by Katie Dippold that reads “TBT to Halloween when I dressed as the Babadook but my friends house has more of a grown ups drinking wine vibe. She’s sat at a table surrounded by others in normal dress, while she is in a babadook outfit with white and black makeup.

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Krystal @krystalsim.bsky.social · 15/09/2026

How old are you, Krystal? Well it's my week off and I'm waiting for new tree pots to be delivered

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Krystal @krystalsim.bsky.social · 15/09/2026

It's mid-September and I'm still sweating. Can I have cardigan and ankle boots weather now, please and thank you?

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Krystal @krystalsim.bsky.social · 14/09/2026

CMAT and George Foreacres having a lightsaber duel lives in my head rent free now. Excellent Soresu form, lad

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Krystal @krystalsim.bsky.social · 13/09/2026

My husband’s demoing Pokémon Sword and Shield for our four year old. I can literally see his new personality downloading in real time.

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Krystal @krystalsim.bsky.social · 29/08/2026

I’m not crying, I’m watching the OG Thomas the Tank Engine with my son, which he chose by himself. Why would listening to Ringo narrate my childhood make me cry?! 😭

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Krystal @krystalsim.bsky.social · 26/08/2026

Whoever is in charge of CBeebies programming today, thank you for putting Dolly Parton’s Bedtime Story on for my boy 😭

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Krystal @krystalsim.bsky.social · 26/08/2026

Tim Curry. This feels personal now 💔

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Krystal @krystalsim.bsky.social · 26/08/2026

If you want to honour the memory of Saint Dolly Parton remember this: Give books to kids. Lift up the marginalised. Love gay, trans and non-binary folks. And shake what the good lord gave you.

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Louie Zong @everydaylouie.bsky.social · 26/08/2026

queen of hearts 💔

a stylized 3d render of dolly parton playing the banjo. the queen herself.

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Bethany Black @bethanyblack.bsky.social · 26/08/2026

Dolly loved trans people. If you don’t you’re disrespecting her memory.

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Krystal @krystalsim.bsky.social · 25/08/2026

Aww, yeah today has absolutely floored me. The tributes have been beautiful, and fitting x

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Rolling Stone @rollingstone.com · 25/08/2026

Dolly Parton's family asked that, in lieu of flowers, fans make a donation to the singer's Imagination Library. Here's what the charity does ⬇️ www.rollingstone.com/music/music-...

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Turning Pages: Inside Dolly Parton's Imagination Library

Core team of 15 staff and thousands of volunteers and partners help the country-music philanthropist deliver books to kids around the world.

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Krystal @krystalsim.bsky.social · 25/08/2026

Between Catherine O’Hara and Dolly, I do not have enough fuck yous for the Grim Reaper this year

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Krystal @krystalsim.bsky.social · 25/08/2026

And I will always love you, Dolly 😭

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Krystal @krystalsim.bsky.social · 25/08/2026

Sweet lord not Dolly. She’s a shining beacon of goodness, we can’t lose her

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Krystal @krystalsim.bsky.social · 19/08/2026

Live reaction of my husband when I tell him about the massive spider I just assassinated. Spider season is coming early, folks

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Krystal @krystalsim.bsky.social · 18/08/2026

Sweet merciful Zeus, it's RAINING! I never thought I'd live to see this day

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Krystal @krystalsim.bsky.social · 07/08/2026

Summer as a working parent of a school-aged kid is basically a fight for survival powered by coffee and shameless bribery. I find the promise of stickers and chocolate work best.

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Krystal @krystalsim.bsky.social · 04/08/2026

Finally caught up with the Hacks finale, and those broads made me cry 😭 They ended things beautifully. More stories about female friendships pls, god we need more of this!

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Krystal @krystalsim.bsky.social · 14/07/2026

Photo of me taken by Svend vs the 5th one I took but didn’t delete in horror

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Krystal @krystalsim.bsky.social · 14/07/2026

I love this photo, it is perfection

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Krystal @krystalsim.bsky.social · 14/07/2026

Solidarity with my fellow parents (esp those with no village nearby to lean on), facing 6 weeks of entertaining/snacks/barely any childcare/fucking work that never stops ahead. Tell me we're gonna make it!!

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Mr Roger Quimbly @rogerquimbly.bsky.social · 07/07/2026

“Gentlemen, this is democracy manifest! What is the charge? Receiving a bung? A succulent five million quid? Get your hand off my penis!”

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Krystal @krystalsim.bsky.social · 07/07/2026

TLDR: if enough racist uncle Keith’s think “good for him” that’s us all humped

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Krystal @krystalsim.bsky.social · 07/07/2026

It’s also a referendum on whether the British public will suffer blatant corruption in their public servants, to the point of eroding all ethical standards. It’s worked elsewhere, so that’s his play. Yeah this a ‘we’ve gone to hell in a handcart’ moment if he gets back in

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Krystal @krystalsim.bsky.social · 07/07/2026

This is all about setting himself up against Burnham - had his by-election moment, now Farage wants his. Because if you can be crowned PM after winning one, why not me? Gross

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Krystal @krystalsim.bsky.social · 07/07/2026

This is basically a party political broadcast

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Krystal @krystalsim.bsky.social · 07/07/2026

Who had “the establishment” on their resignation bingo card?!

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Krystal @krystalsim.bsky.social · 07/07/2026

Rhaenyra Targaryen taking back a city and beheading enemies during her luteal phase should be an inspiration to us all. And a warning to many

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Krystal @krystalsim.bsky.social · 30/06/2026

Ser Simon Strong just wanted to eat his tea without these edgelords mucking it up. RIP side eye diva #hotd

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Krystal @krystalsim.bsky.social · 28/06/2026

Lads, are you aware of Kinder Bueno ice cream cones? because they’ve changed me forever

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Krystal @krystalsim.bsky.social · 26/06/2026

It’s all about normalising the world being set on fire by their inaction while claiming to be the toughest generation despite their great war being with the WiFi password

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Krystal @krystalsim.bsky.social · 26/06/2026

Traditional media boomers lining up to tell us it was hot once in the seventies is my least favourite annual event

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Krystal @krystalsim.bsky.social · 14/06/2026

I bet Susanna Reid is pure raging today

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Krystal @krystalsim.bsky.social · 10/06/2026

Me: how anti-Scottish could GMB really be? Me, after watching that clip: OH FLOWER OF SCOTLAND 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 That’s IT. I’m buying bunting…

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Krystal @krystalsim.bsky.social · 05/06/2026

This is brutal. I’m gutted for his family

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Krystal @krystalsim.bsky.social · 05/06/2026

He was a bloody lovely man. That’s what decency and kindness looks like, what a class act

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Krystal @krystalsim.bsky.social · 05/06/2026

Not Anthony Head! His poor family, he will be so missed. Gutting news

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Krystal @krystalsim.bsky.social · 05/06/2026

Gamer chuds moaning about God of War Laufey is proof that men could be lonelier.

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Krystal @krystalsim.bsky.social · 28/05/2026

This is a standing-in-the-shower-sobbing kind of heatwave. Three to four times a day minimum

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Krystal @krystalsim.bsky.social · 25/05/2026

How old am I? All the performers at my last gig in the park were wearing dungarees

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Krystal @krystalsim.bsky.social · 23/05/2026

Imagine getting engagement on LinkedIn. There’s no coming back from that kind of low

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