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Krowface

@krowface.bsky.social
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Krowface @krowface.bsky.social · 1h
Bro the better 3D printers get the harder they are to learn and maintain. I hate it.
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daryl "rupert pumpkin" b 🏳️‍⚧️ @hypercubexl.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
need to be able to flag a post like "hey this is actually a sad post, please don't reply with stupid shit"
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Krowface @krowface.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Watched Ghost Dog: Way of the Samurai today and I’m mad I didn’t see this masterpiece decades ago.
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Krowface @krowface.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
I absolutely believe politics should destroy your relationships. You think abolitionists and slave owners were having dinner together after a day of work?
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Krowface @krowface.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
“The devil’s aversion to holy water is a light matter compared with a despot’s dread of a newspaper that laughs.” - “The American Press,” first printed in Mark Twain: Press Critic, University of California Press, 2003.
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Krowface @krowface.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Half of my neighbours believe the world was only created six thousand years ago. The Sumerians invented glue seven thousand years ago.
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Krowface @krowface.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Is that insane “Converse is racist” thing happening here too? God I hope not.
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Krowface @krowface.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Kash Patel is probably in some bar right now pounding wild turkey. He might also be having a drink.
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Krowface @krowface.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Oops.
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Krowface @krowface.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
Oh great! Just finished my latest horror script and we’re filming this week. Look out word, here comes “Grandma’s Cuck Chair”.
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Krowface @krowface.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
Wait people are taking this seriously.
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Krowface @krowface.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
I don’t want to freak anyone out but I just realized the greatest connection between Dolly Parton and Tim Curry is the muppets. ಠ_ಠ
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Krowface @krowface.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
If the secret service considers a man wearing a kill your local pedophile shirt a threat to the president’s life, your president might be a pedophile.
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Mrs. Betty Bowers @mrsbettybowers.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
🏆 The Most Punchable Face on the Planet 🏆
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Krowface @krowface.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
Fun fact: ICE has actually killed almost 100 people so far.
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Krowface @krowface.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
It is wild to me that they’ll send cops over seas to hunt down game footage leaks but they won’t send cops to Mar Lago to investigate sex trafficking.
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Krowface @krowface.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
Fun fact: Just 5 years ago the city of Atlanta had 3,300 cameras. That number in 2026 is 28,626. Oh wait, that’s not fun. Sorry.
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Krowface @krowface.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
Fun fact: at this point there is no part of a Whopper that isn’t under recall.
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Krowface @krowface.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
Well I’ve been here since it opened years ago and I’m now up to 95 followers so you can say it’s getting pretty serious now.
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Ian Boudreau @ianboudreau.com · 20/08/2026
This may be the most Bluesky that Bluesky has been since the invite days
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1. Debate over "spreadsheet people" comment
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Mrs. Betty Bowers @mrsbettybowers.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
Since the President of the United States has declared that the Strait of Hormuz is now a US territory, caravans of Muslims should trek there to create millions of new US citizens. And enjoy the lovely scenery.
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pmamtraveller.bsky.social @pmamtraveller.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
Friendship by Jean-Bernard Germe
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Krowface @krowface.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
People are addicted to contempt. No amount of fact or logic will ever overpower the dopamine hit someone gets when they say something shitty online in support of a cause they care about far less than they care about fighting.
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GothyMcGothface @gothymcgothface.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
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Krowface @krowface.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
This hot dog looks like it’s going to tell me that vaccines cause autism.
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Resist Trump 🤬 🤦🏽‍♂️🇺🇸 💜💙💪🏽 @resist-trumps-rule.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
🚨America Today🚨
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Mrs. Betty Bowers @mrsbettybowers.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
Contrary to what you will hear from the idiot in the White House, America does *not* have a communist problem. It has a fascist problem. And it starts with him.
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NY Times Pitchbot @nytpitchbot.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
Max Miller lacks the temperament, respect for women, and self-control needed to be a decent member of society. by O.J. Simpson
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Krowface @krowface.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
I’m still laughing about how someone on Threads shared this with me thinking it was proof I was a Tate fan.
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Krowface @krowface.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
I cannot overstate how little I care if someone is undocumented. I don’t care. You can’t make me care. I'm not afraid of someone because they crossed an imaginary line without filling out paperwork.
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Emily Jane Rothwell 🖤🌸🖋️ @emjanerothwell.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
keeping an eye out for the magic as night falls art by Maggie Vandewalle
A brown hare sits upright under a full moon in summer, white flowers bloom around him, & his ears are fully alert… he looks contemplative as though he is waiting for something to unfold on this magical night.
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GothyMcGothface @gothymcgothface.bsky.social · 01/08/2026
45 years ago today (8/1/81) MTV first aired in New Jersey. Despite its ultimate detrimental effect on humanity, a few gems came out of this network including 120 Minutes, AMP, Liquid Television and The Jon Stewart Show which featured guests such as Peter Murphy, Bad Religion, Pop Will Eat Itself.
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Krowface @krowface.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
I could really go for a crisp 56° day in October right now.
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Krowface @krowface.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
Nobody is as reviled as the prematurely correct.
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Mrs. Betty Bowers @mrsbettybowers.bsky.social · 26/07/2026
The two people who are breaking through the noise and cutting through to the essence of what is happening right now with deeply damaged Donald Trump are Jon Ossoff and Hunter Biden. Here is Hunter's very perceptive take on the messy scene at the White House Correspondents Dinner:
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Krowface @krowface.bsky.social · 23/07/2026
Sitting front row for the AI culture wars the past five years has been wild.
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Krowface @krowface.bsky.social · 20/07/2026
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Krowface @krowface.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
If the dead did ill, speak ill of the dead.
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Krowface @krowface.bsky.social · 14/07/2026
One weird thing about growing up on the internet, eventually you realize you can't argue with the version of you that someone else made up in their head. They aren't talking to you anymore. They're talking to a character.
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NY Times Pitchbot @nytpitchbot.bsky.social · 14/07/2026
Don’t let anyone tell you the new wave of ICE killings are pointless. For one thing, my husband Stephen is able to get erections again. by Katie Miller
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Krowface @krowface.bsky.social · 14/07/2026
Turns out the "woke mind virus" is actually critical thinking and empathy.
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Krowface @krowface.bsky.social · 13/07/2026
It’s easy to think everything is a conspiracy when you don’t understand how anything works
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Krowface @krowface.bsky.social · 13/07/2026
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Krowface @krowface.bsky.social · 13/07/2026
Love how many people are AI-upscaling McConnell's proof of life photo, then pointing out the AI artifacts in the upscaled photo as evidence it's AI generated.
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Krowface @krowface.bsky.social · 13/07/2026
It is so fucking bonkers when I meet a wanna be actor who talks about how the Hollywood elite consumes the blood of infants. Like… that’s what you’re looking to get into?
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Krowface @krowface.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
Individual members of the infantry are called infants.
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Qasim Rashid, Esq. @qasimrashid.com · 09/07/2026
Mitch McConnell hasn’t been seen or heard from in 25 days in the hospital. Yet he still has a job, still getting paid, and getting unlimited world class healthcare. The man who voted against a living wage, against universal healthcare, and against guaranteed paid leave, is now getting all three.
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Krowface @krowface.bsky.social · 09/07/2026
The Democrats dumped a candidate accused of sexual assault the same week that Donald Trump was made to pay five million dollars to the woman he raped, if you are wondering how the parties differ.
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Krowface @krowface.bsky.social · 09/07/2026
If you see someone talking on speaker phone in public just know it's completely legal to walk over and join the conversation.
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Krowface @krowface.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
If you could describe each social media platform to each other, what would you compare them all too? I’d call X a klan rally in a dying shopping mall, and Threads is a knife fight in a school parking lot. That’s all I got though.
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