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Kevin Parsons

@krons.bsky.social
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Kevin Parsons @krons.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
I make Simpsons references all the time, and they're all at least 30 years old.
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Kevin Parsons @krons.bsky.social · 09/07/2026
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Caddyshack Bishop Priest Lightning Strike
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Kevin Parsons @krons.bsky.social · 06/07/2026
Except for the press conference Trump had first thing this morning, and the many posts on the subject before that, this post has a valid point.
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Kevin Parsons @krons.bsky.social · 30/06/2026
From the party of "SHALL NOT BE INFRINGED!"
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Kevin Parsons @krons.bsky.social · 25/06/2026
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Michael Scott: Catch You on the Flippity Flip
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Kevin Parsons @krons.bsky.social · 15/06/2026
I watched the Ecuador/Ivory Coast match. Much better use of my time.
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Kevin Parsons @krons.bsky.social · 12/06/2026
Wow is this wrong.
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Kevin M. Kruse @kevinmkruse.bsky.social · 12/06/2026
Who is the audience for Alexi Lalas
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Kevin Parsons @krons.bsky.social · 11/05/2026
Say less.
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Kevin Parsons @krons.bsky.social · 06/05/2026
Hard knocks and orange assholes.
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Kevin Parsons @krons.bsky.social · 29/12/2025
I will buy your washer/dryer/personal assistant keychain.
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Kevin Parsons @krons.bsky.social · 13/09/2025
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Kevin Parsons @krons.bsky.social · 02/09/2025
She sounds like she’s cutting a 1980s era WWF promo. She’s a performance artist, and a bad one at that.
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Kevin Parsons @krons.bsky.social · 30/08/2025
I am both a Union and a Foxes fan. I love this news!
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Kevin Parsons @krons.bsky.social · 29/08/2025
You gotta be counting something, Kev.
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Kevin Parsons @krons.bsky.social · 03/08/2025
My man
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Kevin Parsons @krons.bsky.social · 24/05/2025
See also: working out.
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Kevin Parsons @krons.bsky.social · 09/05/2025
That’s why I wave an enormous American flag the entire time I’m at the gym. In fact my entire workout is based upon flag waving.
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Kevin Parsons @krons.bsky.social · 20/04/2025
I will not
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Kevin Parsons @krons.bsky.social · 20/04/2025
Quinn f’in Sullivan!
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Kevin Parsons @krons.bsky.social · 12/04/2025
Goodbye Roșie
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Kevin Parsons @krons.bsky.social · 07/04/2025
He sucks His guitar tone sucks Iced Earth sucks He sucks
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Kevin Parsons @krons.bsky.social · 21/03/2025
Hey @timfullerton.bsky.social started the podcast. Enjoying it, looking forward to seeing (hearing?) where you guys go with it. #findout
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Kevin Parsons @krons.bsky.social · 08/03/2025
Run it back!
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Kevin M. Kruse @kevinmkruse.bsky.social · 06/03/2025
The tariffs are on. ... Now they're off! ... And on again. ... Wait, OFF! ... On. Off! .... And still off, tricked you!
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Kevin Parsons @krons.bsky.social · 02/03/2025
John Cena is the third man
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Philadelphia Union @philadelphiaunion.com · 01/03/2025
Home Opener XI 🐍 📝 philaunion.co/md2xi #DOOP
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Kevin Parsons @krons.bsky.social · 01/03/2025
Always from the perspective of "Hey, since I'm a piece of shit, isn't everyone?"
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Kevin Parsons @krons.bsky.social · 08/02/2025
Up!!!! Down!!!! Up!!!! Down!!!!
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Uncle Duke @uncleduke1969.bsky.social · 08/02/2025
EMOTIONALLY BALANCED GARY Temporarily Out of Stock
Pair of Amazon ads for 2 hats, one in “Light gary” and one in “Dark Gary.”
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Kevin Parsons @krons.bsky.social · 07/02/2025
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Kevin Parsons @krons.bsky.social · 06/02/2025
How about just a smidge of gatekeeping and pettiness before welcoming them into the fold?
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Kevin Parsons @krons.bsky.social · 04/02/2025
I will continue to support this club, but I just don't understand any of these moves. I'll be happy to be wrong.
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Dana Goldberg @dgcomedy.bsky.social · 31/01/2025
When asked if he was going to visit the crash site he said, ‘what site? The water? You want me to go swimming?’ This is one of the last pics of the young skaters who died. He’s a sociopath. Anyone who voted for this monster should be ashamed at best.
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Kevin Parsons @krons.bsky.social · 27/01/2025
"Let's pull the sheet back up!'
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Kevin Parsons @krons.bsky.social · 13/01/2025
Me either
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Kevin Parsons @krons.bsky.social · 13/01/2025
Same day, month, and year!
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Kevin Parsons @krons.bsky.social · 09/01/2025
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De Blasio: ‘Well, Well, Well, Not So Easy To Find A Mayor That Doesn’t Suck Shit, Huh?’
NEW YORK—Clucking his tongue with mock disappointment, Bill De Blasio announced to New Yorkers that “It’s not so easy to find a mayor that doesn’t suck shit after all, huh?” during a press conference ...
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Kevin Parsons @krons.bsky.social · 08/01/2025
Why is any part of the media even remotely taking this seriously? Don't answer that, I know why.
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Kevin Parsons @krons.bsky.social · 06/01/2025
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two men are standing next to each other in a room with the words wood , jerry , wood written on the screen .
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Kevin Parsons @krons.bsky.social · 02/01/2025
The argument Ford gives to Prosser that Arthur doesn’t actually need to be physically present in the mud in front of the bulldozer, but rather it’s the thought of him being there that matters, has stayed with me since I first read that book in the 6th grade.
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Kevin Parsons @krons.bsky.social · 01/01/2025
Only reason I’m still awake
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Kevin Parsons @krons.bsky.social · 01/01/2025
Fun fact: I watched 2003 Game 7 Ducks/Devils from the hotel bar in Atlantis, Bahamas. Everyone there was from Jersey. It was pretty great. Also, let’s win tonight.
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Kevin Parsons @krons.bsky.social · 31/12/2024
No notes. Keep going.
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Kevin Parsons @krons.bsky.social · 29/12/2024
Silenced the crowd and the commentators
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Kevin Parsons @krons.bsky.social · 29/12/2024
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a cartoon of a monkey with the words this is getting out of hand
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Kevin Parsons @krons.bsky.social · 29/12/2024
Friggin miracle that
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Kevin Parsons @krons.bsky.social · 28/12/2024
I was sitting at a bar recently and thought “Man I miss the days of people rambling on incessantly about their fantasy leagues instead of telling me how much they need the Colts to score 12 points in the 3rd quarter and none in the 4th.”
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Kevin Parsons @krons.bsky.social · 28/12/2024
I’m sure his charm wowed them at the interview.
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Kevin Parsons @krons.bsky.social · 28/12/2024
Might need to get a suit that color. Pretty cool look.
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