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Kristian

@kritigri.bsky.social
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Writer / YouTuber for fun. Damnable mortal by trade. Known Bisexual | He / Him | TRANS RIGHTS | No AI Generated Content From Me, Ever

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Kristian @kritigri.bsky.social · 8h
Here's a new video I hope you all like it!!!! This one is dedicated to Elon xx youtu.be/TLJhI8RLLtA
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I made a Tier List ranking uses of AI to settle things once and for all!
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Kristian @kritigri.bsky.social · 14h
wyl@!!!!!!
A squirrel with a comically large nut in his mouth looking directly at the camera
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Kristian @kritigri.bsky.social · 14h
nnnut
A squirrel with a comically large nut in his mouth. He looks like he has been caught in the act.
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Kristian @kritigri.bsky.social · 15h
The Avengers but make it the scum of the Earth
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Kristian @kritigri.bsky.social · 15h
"I'm telling you Batman, you've got five minutes to get down here or I'm blowing every one of these clankers sky-high! Hahahaaa!!" "Oh no Joker don't do it!" *leans through Batmobile window and revs engine* "I'm on my way!" *hangs up* "Alfred, these crumpets are excellent." "Very good, sir."
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Kristian @kritigri.bsky.social · 15h
"Batman! The Joker's escaped from Arkham and is staging an attack on LexCorp Intelligence manufacturing facilities!" "Damnit, Alfred! He's- wait, did you say LexCorp?" "Indeed, sir." "Do they staff their facilities with a human security outfit?" "Looks like drones, sir." "...returning to base."
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Kristian @kritigri.bsky.social · 15h
Batman would sabotage AI data centers. Just saying 💅
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Kristian @kritigri.bsky.social · 18h
the next generation of ambient sleep videos be hitting like
A screenshot of a video from the she's gone channel, except the title readS:

ambient AI narration of your dad's voice reciting goldilocks to you while your parents argue loudly about their divorce in the next room
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Kristian @kritigri.bsky.social · 18h
Me: Okay, guess I just gotta dodge hazards and search this giant ass maze... Me: Oh weird it crashed. Me: Okay I'm back in. Hey look, a skull! ESO: WRONG!! HAHA Me: ....what Me: Oh hey a tablet ESO: Correc- Me: It crashed again Yeah this might not be the best designed bit of content
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Kristian @kritigri.bsky.social · 18h
ESO a few weeks ago: The Nowhere Vault is now available! You just have to collect 3 Nowhere keys from various sources :) Me, weeks later: Okay... I got 3 keys, I can finally check this out I guess ESO: Okay! Your first puzzle is to find these 3 items in a giant maze: A chalice, a tablet, a skull!
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Andrew Lawrence @ndrew.bsky.social · 19h
they did the thing
an october 11 2025 post from me reading: every single tech idea is like “soon our robots will be capable of playing catch with your kid, freeing you up to spend more time working on your employers’ spreadsheets”
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Kristian @kritigri.bsky.social · 19h
I don't care if you believe in god, I care if you reject science. I don't care if you don't know something, I care if you are unwilling to learn. I don't care if you're not artistic, I care if you think it can be generated. I don't care if you aren't perfect, I care if you don't try to be good.
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Kristian @kritigri.bsky.social · 19h
probably god or something
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Sleeping Awake @sleepingawake.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
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Kristian @kritigri.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
That's twice in the last week now I've opened my Pixel to a screen advertising Gemini to me saying "Let's get started!" Wonder how long it'll be before they remove the "no" button...
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Kristian @kritigri.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
BREAD!!!
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Kristian @kritigri.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
It's finally getting chilly!!!
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Kristian @kritigri.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
I'm getting ads about saving water by using the smaller flush function on double flush toilets We are really entering that era aren't we
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Kristian @kritigri.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
That was the other side
A wild mushroom with many smaller nibbles taken primarily from its underside
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Kristian @kritigri.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Me too!!!
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Kristian @kritigri.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
monch
A wild mushroom with a bite taken out of it
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Kristian @kritigri.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
And I'm not telling anyone else to be, by the way. I'm glad they're addressing the situation. I've just had enough.
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Alex Olney @alexolney.co.uk · 07/10/2026
I find it baffling the number of 'gotchas' from the AI-addled claiming that we're all already dependant on AI, and despite our decrying we use it all the time. I can't be the only one who just... doesn't use AI, surely?
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Kristian @kritigri.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
"It's inevitable." The only thing that's inevitable here is me losing respect for you as I watch you willingly sell your soul to a billionaire who sees you as nothing but a generator for capital.
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Kristian @kritigri.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
"Hey Kristian look, Jagex fixed the things you hated! It's gonna be okay now!" Except for the part where I said I'm generally fed up with this constant cycle of missteps, apologies and fixes, yeah. How long until the next seemingly avoidable cock-up? I think I'm still done with Runescape.
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Kristian @kritigri.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Man, it must feel so freakin good to be a rooster and let out a COCK-A-DOODLE-DOOOOO
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Kristian @kritigri.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Maybe they're planning on going UMD in the future and need to clarify
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Kristian @kritigri.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
This was a relativity joke but I woke up with aching feet Damn my hubris
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Kristian @kritigri.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Got ice in my OJ I'm a cold hard bitch 💅 All these dumb motherfuckers that I made rich 🫠 "Why go back to Mississippi?" 🙄 Careful I don't take you with me 🙂
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Kristian @kritigri.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Damn my feet and their youth
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Kristian @kritigri.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Some people are just so goddamn pathetic Just watched a grown man throw a tantrum about being asked to make up the change he was short on Hope he has the worst day
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Alex Olney @alexolney.co.uk · 06/10/2026
It's why I'm baffled by the number of emails I get promising to make all the hard work of making videos go away using AI. Here's a bold notion: I like the hard work. I like the process of making things. That's why I do what I do.
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Kristian @kritigri.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
I think Civil War being my first comic did some irreversible damage But that was before I paid attention to creator names, now I know I just don't vibe with Millar's stuff
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Kristian @kritigri.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
It's a little wild that in all my comic reading adventures I've still not read any Avengers I mean, I did start the first issue of an early 2000s run but it didn't keep me. Found myself eyeing up the digital omni of the Bendis run, which is meant to be very good. May do Hickman after.
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Kristian @kritigri.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
There's something darkly whimsical about it. I feel like we're at the beach, at a carnival, and there's some jaunty yet mysterious characters about.
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Kristian @kritigri.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Yippee!!
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Kristian @kritigri.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
It's giving "This is so great, I can make Product without having any skill or needing to care at all about it! Buy Product!"
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Alex Olney @alexolney.co.uk · 06/10/2026
Then don't make it. www.timeextension.com/features/if-...
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"If I Didn't Have These Powerful Tools, I Wouldn't Do It at All" - The Oliver Twins Explain Why They're Dizzy About GenAI
"This is an incredible time to be alive for a creator"
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Kristian @kritigri.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
People crying that a certain character in Lanterns didn't face justice for what they did are completely missing the tone of the show You're not supposed to agree with everything these characters do or do not do These aren't perfect, lawful good characters, even though they should be
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Kristian @kritigri.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Okay HE DOESN'T EVEN OWN A SHIRT
A screenshot of my silver-scaled, blue-eyed dragonborn in Baldur's Gate 3
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Kristian @kritigri.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
We're living in a time where the very worst human traits are being rewarded and it's goddamn infuriating. So much bullshit that's happening right now could be avoided if people weren't so greedy, or prideful, or straight up idiotic. www.youtube.com/watch?v=ujkD...
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AI Just Crossed the Terrifying Line - Now What?
YouTube video by Kurzgesagt – In a Nutshell
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Kristian @kritigri.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
I know it's meant to be a one and done thing but I'd love a season 2
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Kristian @kritigri.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Yup, Lanterns stuck the landing. Impeccable show.
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Kristian @kritigri.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Disagree. Whatever photo you are in is made richer for your presence, regardless of your shape. Your beauty transcends (and includes) physical form 🙂‍↕️ Regardless, sorry you're having a difficult time with this, friend 💙
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Kristian @kritigri.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Oh okay that emoji doesn't exist on BlueSky for web neato
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Kristian @kritigri.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
😐 The bees disappearing? 🤨 The bees disappearing...? 🫪 The bees disaPPEARINGGGGGGGGGG!!!
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Mia Varlineau 🌻 playing FFXIV (wolshipping 25/7) @miavarlineau.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
LEAVE ME ALONE
Tetsuo from the anime/manga Akira meme screaming with bsky julies following him. Girl pls stop
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Kristian @kritigri.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Dude, can you imagine if they remade Warcraft 1 but as a tactics game? Or like a HOMM style game? Mmmmmmmm
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Kristian @kritigri.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
ooohhhhhh called out
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Kristian @kritigri.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
MIATAAAAA
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