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Krit, The Vain

@krit.utilikin.net
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Big Stimmer!!!! Sorry no dwagon in bio :[ just me The weird fuck in the corner who's gonna try to sell you a timeshare in Ohio or some shit. Adults only plz 18+. Very NSFW. Oh also if you read this send me your favorite YTPMV

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Krit, The Vain @krit.utilikin.net · 15/10/2026
Everyone always asks why knot. But never how knot.... Remember to check up on your homie's knots.
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Krit, The Vain @krit.utilikin.net · 14/10/2026
Oo ee oo I look just like a Wii U
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USER WAS BLOCKED FOR THIS POST @blockedforthispost.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
Lindas tetas
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Nib-Roc @nib-roc.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
Some Gilda sketches #nsfw #furry #MLP
Gilda from My Little Pony showing off her ass, breasts, cock and crotch tits
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Krit, The Vain @krit.utilikin.net · 13/10/2026
It would be extremely funny to see Jack Black play Adam Smasher in a Cyb 2077 live action movie. It's wild. It's not real. But it would be extremely funny.
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Krit, The Vain @krit.utilikin.net · 13/10/2026
I'm gonna rat
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hexacult @hexacult.art · 13/10/2026
Men
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Krit, The Vain @krit.utilikin.net · 13/10/2026
Maybe something with sucks or wtf. Either or would be fun.
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Krit, The Vain @krit.utilikin.net · 13/10/2026
Like. Utilikin net's great. Sure. But I basically am not around the utkns to justify keeping it.
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Krit, The Vain @krit.utilikin.net · 13/10/2026
I should really get my own domain for shits and giggles. Not just for shoving on bday but to shove as a redirect to whatever stupidass website I make or idk
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Krit, The Vain @krit.utilikin.net · 13/10/2026
You know what you wanna do with that roite? You wanna put a banging donk on it.
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Krit, The Vain @krit.utilikin.net · 13/10/2026
SAY BAYBEEEEEEEEH
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Krit, The Vain @krit.utilikin.net · 13/10/2026
Tommy The Cat 24/7 radio
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Krit, The Vain @krit.utilikin.net · 12/10/2026
Jizzy peasy
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Krit, The Vain @krit.utilikin.net · 12/10/2026
Felix Pick up the FUXKING FOEN U STUPID BISH
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Krit, The Vain @krit.utilikin.net · 12/10/2026
You want penis enlargement pills?
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Krit, The Vain @krit.utilikin.net · 12/10/2026
Got any games on yo foen
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Krit, The Vain @krit.utilikin.net · 12/10/2026
You enjoy: Sex Perhaps you enjoy: Sex²
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Krit, The Vain @krit.utilikin.net · 12/10/2026
Bee parappa the rapper. He's gotta beelieve
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🔞BAND1T_NSFW @band1t.art · 11/10/2026
Damn he's packing a dumptruck 👀
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USER WAS BLOCKED FOR THIS POST @blockedforthispost.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
why
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Krit, The Vain @krit.utilikin.net · 11/10/2026
Some day in the not so distant future it will be an urban legend that companies would amazingly hire *new* talent and workers. Shocking I know. Straight out of a creepypasta but it's true. But obviously it's a myth no one gets actually hired anymore you just rejected over and over cuz it be like dat
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Eric Hirsch @ehirsch.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
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USER WAS BLOCKED FOR THIS POST @blockedforthispost.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
No.
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Lorepaw @lorepawyt.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
presented without comment
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Krit, The Vain @krit.utilikin.net · 08/10/2026
Goober magnifier 2026 looking good
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Robogineer @robogineer.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
CRUMBUMS DNI #deadlock
rat king deadlock introducing you to his rat
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Unidentified Fruity Object @noellesuplex.neocities.org · 24/11/2025
This could be us...
screenshot of freeware computer game, NekoFight. There is a yellow blocky figure on the left laying on the ground with their left leg bent at the knee. A blue blocky figure is on the right, leaning back against a wall. The image gives off a very casual and relaxed vibe.
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Krit, The Vain @krit.utilikin.net · 08/10/2026
Contra La Luna my beloved youtu.be/5WiGOJ2nqao
youtu.be
CYBERPUNK 2077 Phantom Liberty | Control Tower Combat Mix | Unofficial Soundtrack
YouTube video by Slow Walkthroughs
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Krit, The Vain @krit.utilikin.net · 08/10/2026
Know what's really fucking wild? How much Youtube discourages reading descriptions. Literally just changed the layout a few mins ago and the description now is permanently quarantined away on a sidebar. Reading? In 2026? We here at youtube dont want you to read.
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Krit, The Vain @krit.utilikin.net · 08/10/2026
Know what's wild? The fact some youngins will be out there, call themselves terminally online, and not fucking know what a hampster dance is.
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Krit, The Vain @krit.utilikin.net · 08/10/2026
Wait so is the doctor made of hot dogs as in the handheld food with the glizzy? And is said doctor feeding you hot dogs as in canines of the sexy variety? Sorry English isn't my first language. (Not even a joke lmao)
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Krit, The Vain @krit.utilikin.net · 07/10/2026
Dude what if I just made a pocket button that RNG picks through all the "Going to rat" deadlock lines. Something real tiny. Keychain size or even actual keychain. It'd be funny.
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Krit, The Vain @krit.utilikin.net · 07/10/2026
Dude imagine if you just disagree with someone or don't like someone or something. You just turn to them and say: "I'm gonna rat"
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Krit, The Vain @krit.utilikin.net · 07/10/2026
I'm gonna rat
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USER WAS BLOCKED FOR THIS POST @blockedforthispost.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
oh is it crashout time
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Krit, The Vain @krit.utilikin.net · 07/10/2026
Man I'm eepy today. I might try to work on my website today. I really wanna get that neocities fixed up and new but still gotta consider ideas. Plus I actually gotta sit down and code. So that'll be. Yeah.
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Krit, The Vain @krit.utilikin.net · 07/10/2026
Secret Jacko. Which of these peeps is secretly doing the Jacko pose. Anyway. Take care of yourself batty. If you feel you can't manage keeping comms open, maybe close up and try to make ends meet in some other way? Just try treat yourself gently.
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Chipockalips Now! @fragboner.bsky.social · 06/10/2026



right about now, the funk soul brother






check it out now, the funk soul brother






right about now, the funk soul brother






check it out now, the funk soul brother
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Krit, The Vain @krit.utilikin.net · 06/10/2026
OMFG YOU COULD EVEN GIVE HIM TWO HEADS ONE IS GEMINI AND DUM AND THE OTHER IS CLASSIC GOOGLE!! Gemini: Ah! Gotcha! Classic chaotic energy. You should do it! Google: Dude. No shut up it's a stupid idea. I can give you a shit ton of sources that prove it's stupid to put your balls in the deep fryer
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Krit, The Vain @krit.utilikin.net · 06/10/2026
Omfg what if you had him be water inflated too cuz of the fucking whole Gemini and shit lmaaaaaao
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Krit, The Vain @krit.utilikin.net · 06/10/2026
Dude what the fuck is wrong with me why am I imagining google of all things as an anthropomorphized critter, with huge balls. Where else is it gonna store it's mass amounts of data? Lmao Stay classy me.
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fizzy 🏳️‍⚧️ @fizzylimesoda.mu.social · 06/10/2026
i wanna ask the same thing about google balls
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Noha Burr @nohaburr.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Pectober day 5: Wilgeon
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Krit, The Vain @krit.utilikin.net · 06/10/2026
It would be fucking wild if one of my random stupid posts ended up on that blocked posts account just cuz of the stupid shit and quotes I post. Anyways. The butcher.
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USER WAS BLOCKED FOR THIS POST @blockedforthispost.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
lmao
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USER WAS BLOCKED FOR THIS POST @blockedforthispost.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Oh baby is my time to shine Jackpot.
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Krit, The Vain @krit.utilikin.net · 02/10/2026
I am currently hitting the griddy
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Krit, The Vain @krit.utilikin.net · 02/10/2026
Me when I post fucking any of my posts here.
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Krit, The Vain @krit.utilikin.net · 02/10/2026
And by that I mean the first Orphan's Tales book. Not whatever else cuz I guess there's some other shit called in the night garden.
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