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Krister Johnson @kristerjohnson.bsky.social · 08/07/2026

Took the kids to Disneyland today and you never know who you’ll run into!

Krister Johnson @kristerjohnson.bsky.social · 22/06/2025

I know there will be naysayers but he is our democratically elected president, and I urge everyone at this precarious moment to support our leader Benjamin Netanyahu

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Krister Johnson @kristerjohnson.bsky.social · 17/05/2025

Knicks fans to heading to the bar after the game

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Krister Johnson @kristerjohnson.bsky.social · 26/03/2025

Born and raised in Massachusetts and ashamed for my state and country. There should be a million people in the streets of Boston tomorrow.

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Krister Johnson @kristerjohnson.bsky.social · 24/03/2025

The Trump administration accidentally texted me its GWAR plans

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Krister Johnson @kristerjohnson.bsky.social · 05/03/2025

Pretty sure I know what Trump's plan is

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Krister Johnson @kristerjohnson.bsky.social · 04/03/2025

THIS AGGRESSION WILL NOT STAND

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Krister Johnson @kristerjohnson.bsky.social · 02/03/2025

“A second Shane Gillis SNL monologue has hit New York City”

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Krister Johnson @kristerjohnson.bsky.social · 26/02/2025

“L'état c'est moi” comes at you fast

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Krister Johnson @kristerjohnson.bsky.social · 15/01/2025

“No your honor, we fixed that part.”

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Krister Johnson @kristerjohnson.bsky.social · 12/01/2025

Gavin Newsom will never be President because no matter what he says or does, his eyes say “I’m going to fuck your wife.”

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Krister Johnson @kristerjohnson.bsky.social · 10/01/2025

Just crushed my finger in a broken garage door trying to manually lower it. I knew what I was doing was kind of risky. Did it anyway. Incredibly painful. Probably will end up losing the nail. DEI did this.

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Mike Pielocik @mikepie.bsky.social · 10/01/2025

EYES WIDE SHUT (1999)

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Krister Johnson @kristerjohnson.bsky.social · 10/01/2025

They got Homer running the alert system

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Krister Johnson @kristerjohnson.bsky.social · 08/01/2025

There are a lot of wild rumors flying around today in LA so please try to make sure the information you’re sharing is true and accurate

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Krister Johnson @kristerjohnson.bsky.social · 06/01/2025

Just watched Nosferatu. Maybe it’s bc I work in the industry or I’m just a savvy viewer but I had Count Orlok pegged as the bad guy from like minute one

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Krister Johnson @kristerjohnson.bsky.social · 30/12/2024

“We need our restaurant sign evoke an unforgettable, once-in-a-lifetime experience.” “How about 9/11?”

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Krister Johnson @kristerjohnson.bsky.social · 27/12/2024

Someone has been diligently trying to hack into my Facebook and honestly I’m rooting for them

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Krister Johnson @kristerjohnson.bsky.social · 17/12/2024

My son just told me he lost his fantasy playoff. I think he expected me to say I was still proud of him or something? Had to break it to him that it just meant he wasn’t taking the sport seriously, then ask for the name of the kid who beat him so I can mentor him instead.

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Krister Johnson @kristerjohnson.bsky.social · 14/12/2024

Ok yes, sure, not a fan of vigilante murder. But we need to start seriously considering how many people died because of what Brian Thompson did, and how many lives may now be saved because of what Luigi Mangione did

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Krister Johnson @kristerjohnson.bsky.social · 06/12/2024

My teenage son's favorite band is Radiohead and if you think that's just good fortune you don't know shit about parenting

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Krister Johnson @kristerjohnson.bsky.social · 27/11/2024

Read all 7 in the series more times than I can count. The first books that absolutely transported me.

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Krister Johnson @kristerjohnson.bsky.social · 26/11/2024

There is no more dangerous job than being the world's oldest person

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Krister Johnson @kristerjohnson.bsky.social · 23/11/2024

Setting aside the politics, an “echo chamber” sounds like a badass room that rich people have built into their mansions and I wish I had one.

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Krister Johnson @kristerjohnson.bsky.social · 22/11/2024

Matt Gaetz: [scuffing dirt, muttering under breath] Whatever, she’s too old for me anyway.

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Krister Johnson @kristerjohnson.bsky.social · 21/11/2024

Not often there’s an LOL in the middle of a disturbing allegation of rape but here we are www.mediaite.com/politics/new...

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Laiken Jordahl @laikenjordahl.bsky.social · 19/11/2024

Reminder: border walls don’t stop people from crossing the border, though they do waste billions and destroy ecosystems. Organ Pipe, where I filmed this video, was *entirely* walled off by Trump, yet it saw the most crossings anywhere along the border last year. More walls aren’t the answer.

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Krister Johnson @kristerjohnson.bsky.social · 15/11/2024

1970’s urban guerrilla warfare. Brooding militants in wool turtleneck sweaters. Handguns buried in the flower bed. There has never been a show more extremely my shit than SAY NOTHING.

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Krister Johnson @kristerjohnson.bsky.social · 15/11/2024