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kris 🪴

@krissari.bsky.social
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sorry i had to cleanse the crib of demonic energy. she/her. 🏳️‍🌈

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kris 🪴 @krissari.bsky.social · 06/07/2026
i wonder if anything, like a nazi tattoo, couldve been a red flag about platner
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kris 🪴 @krissari.bsky.social · 15/04/2026
cackling at this ad. type 4 where babe???
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kris 🪴 @krissari.bsky.social · 07/04/2026
just learned my annual income would be equivalent to earning $2500 a year in 1960…
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kris 🪴 @krissari.bsky.social · 07/04/2026
i asked the lady that been doing my mom’s taxes for 20+ years to do mine. minus two phone calls with me and a handful more with my mom she has claimed that she filed for me but has given proof of anything. im fighting for my life to not cuss her tf out because its been a month of nearly no contact.
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kris 🪴 @krissari.bsky.social · 03/04/2026
mid rise jeans and a crop top 🙂‍↕️🙂‍↕️🙂‍↕️
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kris 🪴 @krissari.bsky.social · 03/04/2026
i never want to hear nigga call women sensitive and emotional again men are the worst fucking ones about getting in their feelings
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kris 🪴 @krissari.bsky.social · 29/03/2026
i hate my neighbors why the fuck would you let your highly reactive dog run around off leash in a parking lot with a lot of foot traffic when you know its gonna run around chasing every person it sees 😐
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kris 🪴 @krissari.bsky.social · 28/03/2026
the concept of my dad saying he’s “staying away from airport” right now when he’s never been on a plane…
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kris 🪴 @krissari.bsky.social · 25/03/2026
heard my neighbor yelling and slamming doors in the parking lot
ice spice looking out a door peephole
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kris 🪴 @krissari.bsky.social · 24/03/2026
anyway i think linkedin should have a dislike button
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kris 🪴 @krissari.bsky.social · 23/03/2026
my grandparents got myself, my mom, and my aunt matching pendants and mom pressed that i “picked up the one for my aunt” but…they’re all identical…
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kris 🪴 @krissari.bsky.social · 19/03/2026
i think MIA might be my least favorite airport ive had the misfortune of flying through
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kris 🪴 @krissari.bsky.social · 16/03/2026
i wish my family weren’t fervent christians bc im tired of pretending im one around them
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kris 🪴 @krissari.bsky.social · 11/03/2026
i fear i kinda love cities that are at risk of being underwater in 50 years
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kris 🪴 @krissari.bsky.social · 11/03/2026
shout out to the older one who might be like 6 trying to court jester his siblings out of crying
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kris 🪴 @krissari.bsky.social · 11/03/2026
praying for the mom near me at the airport traveling with three kids, the youngest two of which are under 4 and are inconsolably crying
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Mia Myers 🔪 🎃 @mia-sade.blacksky.app · 06/03/2026
They're all hard R states.
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kris 🪴 @krissari.bsky.social · 04/03/2026
ew why tf did they make the google maps logo look like that
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Athens Grease @athensgrease.bsky.social · 03/03/2026
fuck, I’m sorry, I can’t compete with this
An ad on the side of a truck advertising “man cereal,” with the slogan CEREAL GOT ITS BALLS BACK
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kris 🪴 @krissari.bsky.social · 03/03/2026
this was an option??
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kris 🪴 @krissari.bsky.social · 20/02/2026
i fear i must admit that reheating things in the oven is so much better
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kris 🪴 @krissari.bsky.social · 07/02/2026
so like…wtf does one do when its almost -20 out
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Ashley C. Ford @smashfizzle.bsky.social · 07/02/2026
How do white people delude themselves into believing that they can identify anti-Black racism better than a Black person? Enough to refute the validity of a Black person’s claim of anti-Black racism??? Like…how does one get to that level of ability to lie to themselves?
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CoolHTownGirl 🤠 @coolhtowngirl.blacksky.app · 25/01/2026
Yt ppl this only works if you sustain it nationwide + for more than one afternoon. You can stop all of this if you want to.
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kris 🪴 @krissari.bsky.social · 23/01/2026
sigh i need to move somewhere that has more than 5 black ppl asap
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kris 🪴 @krissari.bsky.social · 22/01/2026
ive seen 6”-35” of snow predicted for where i live man its time for me to go back south
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kris 🪴 @krissari.bsky.social · 08/01/2026
i hate that my boyfriend and i are on different schedules. he works overnights so he sleeps during the day and i cant talk to him 🫩
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kris 🪴 @krissari.bsky.social · 08/01/2026
experiencing immense psychological damage
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kris 🪴 @krissari.bsky.social · 01/12/2025
reheated a dry ass steak i got from a restaurant with a bit of steak sauce and butter and wrapped it up in foil and it came out juicy than when i was first served it 🙂‍↕️ #tendernism
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kris 🪴 @krissari.bsky.social · 29/11/2025
how do you not remember the age of the only child you ever fathered…
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kris 🪴 @krissari.bsky.social · 28/11/2025
elphaba was right no good deed goes unpunished (i am currently being punished)
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kris 🪴 @krissari.bsky.social · 27/11/2025
is there a respectful way to tell someone to shut the fuck up
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kris 🪴 @krissari.bsky.social · 26/11/2025
my mom being a busybody in my house im bout to send her home early
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kris 🪴 @krissari.bsky.social · 24/11/2025
🚬✌🏾🫩 my mom been in my apartment for less that 24hrs and she already talking about how i need to redecorate and looking at furniture online
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kris 🪴 @krissari.bsky.social · 12/11/2025
my grandad is telling me about how he hates to see how much my grandma has aged and how he wants to do more for her but hes old himself
media.tenor.com
a drawing of a cat in the rain with a black background
Alt: a drawing of a cat in the rain with a black background
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kris 🪴 @krissari.bsky.social · 11/11/2025
why am i just now finding out birth control can cause your gums to recede
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kris 🪴 @krissari.bsky.social · 10/11/2025
im also side eyeing anyone that picked cb HARD
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kris 🪴 @krissari.bsky.social · 10/11/2025
hmmm cultural appropriator or chronic abuser
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kris 🪴 @krissari.bsky.social · 10/11/2025
who told gen x the lie that half your heat comes out of your head
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kris 🪴 @krissari.bsky.social · 10/11/2025
i have an anxious avoidant relationship with my homework
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kris 🪴 @krissari.bsky.social · 05/11/2025
anyway the dnc better be taking notes from zohran’s win on what people actually want to see from candidates and campaigns - that is, if we ever even go back to “normalcy”
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kris 🪴 @krissari.bsky.social · 05/11/2025
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kris 🪴 @krissari.bsky.social · 05/11/2025
feeling a little sprinkle of hope tonight wow
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kris 🪴 @krissari.bsky.social · 29/10/2025
finding it so hard to have the motivation to go to classes and do homework
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kris 🪴 @krissari.bsky.social · 28/10/2025
😭 i been annoyed for a whole hour because i thought my studio classmates were being hella loud but it turns out the noise cancelling setting on my headphones have just been off this whole time
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kris 🪴 @krissari.bsky.social · 26/10/2025
i wanna get into baking but its hard to justify with grocery prices :/
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kris 🪴 @krissari.bsky.social · 25/10/2025
soooo wtf do we do if congress just doesn’t come back…?
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