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kris p. bat

@krispy-bat.bsky.social
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クリスピ・バット autistic and chronically ill bat 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️🇹🇷🇨🇦 • ΘΔ • & • it/they • mid 20s 🏹 distracted wellstring one-trick 🐾 co-captain of @crittersinkspl.bsky.social 🦐 founder of @chronicallykrill.bsky.social 🎈 team manager for the SBA pfp by @somefox5.bsky.social

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Splatoon Stronghold @splstrong.com · 19h
@chronicallykrill.bsky.social's Discord server, Chronically Krill, is excited to bring together disabled, chronically ill, neurodivergent folks, and their allies. Their goal is to make #compsplatoon more accessible to all. Read more: www.splatoonstronghold.com/guides/chron...
Pale white dots on a light green background. White text in a green bubble says, "Chronically Krill"; below it in green text over a white background is text saying, "A Community for Disabled Cephalopods! and allies!" To the left of the text is Krilliam, a shrimp holding a walking stick that looks like Splatoon's Bamboozler Charger.
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Andrew @kohakudoori.com · 23/10/1927
brand new diner serves coke the normal way
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jordan @jordantyranny.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
“As a bat biologist I just wanna give a shout out to bats, who for years we've been saying are super-sophisticated at dodging one another and flying in synchrony. Now that we've used high speed cameras on them, turns out they crash into each other all the time. Bats are cool.”
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Replying to @Sternarchella
As a bat biologist I just wanna give a shout out to bats, who for years we've been saying are super-sophisticated at dodging one another and flying in synchrony. Now that we've used high speed cameras on them, turns out they crash into each other all the time.
Bats are cool.
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adrienne ✨ Truth Scrapper @insertdisc5.com · 16/08/2026
my timeloop rpg that made people cry is on sale on switch... do you have a switch. you could get it. and cry www.nintendo.com/us/store/pro...
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kris p. bat @krispy-bat.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
oh, there's a whole wikipedia article about one of my biggest pet peeves
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Fisk @zapfisk.splstrong.com · 04/08/2026
hi i am FA :) dm on discord @ zapfisk if interested
- Around Div 5-4 Level, Low Ink Banned, Div 4 LUTI S16, Subbed for div 5 LUTI S17, Coming back to comp after 1-2 year break
- EU Timezone (CEST/UTC+2)
- N-Zap, Shot, Splash, .52 Gal, possibly VDualies or Dapples

Looking for a div 5-4 team that
- is 18+
- plays at EU-friendly times
- is neurodivergent and LGBTQIA+ friendly
- practices around 1-2 times a week (i can maybe do more but i'd have to see first)
- if div 5 team, is fine playing with a Low Ink banned player

I'm very active in behind-the-scenes community work (e.g. SBA, Community Census, TOing) and do coaching and occasionally educational content. That means my availability is a bit scuffed, usually it should be easy to schedule around but there may be some days that I can't play because of e.g. TOing. Generally, my ability to grind practice is a bit limited, I might not be able to play X or do individual practice as much, I'm probably not fit for a team that wants to grind like crazy.
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gigi 🩷💚 @oejeee.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
can you guys go ahead and fill this out for deep cut before you mindlessly glaze the story
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Echo @starry-echo.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
#highdivsplatoon #bannedpickupnames
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Kris 🏳️‍🌈 @lunarrkriss.splstrong.com · 27/07/2026
"Nothing is ever really lost to us as long as we remember it" 🐙 Team past artwork repost :] #splatoon #LunarrKrisp
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McDonald's WiFi 🍟 @mcdonaldswifi.bsky.social · 26/07/2026
What’s this? McDonald’s WiFi is looking for more members? Now’s a great opportunity to sell your sou- I mean.. get employed today! (Reposts appreciated!!!)
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squidschool.bsky.social @squidschool.bsky.social · 20/07/2026
There's a great initiative developing to build community among players with a variety of disabilities to help improve awareness, knowledge, and resources, and also just, yk, meet people and have fun!
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Chronically Krill @chronicallykrill.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
Chronically Krill is live, come join us! discord.gg/cJeHZtE7QJ #compSplatoon #Splatoon
A poster for the Chronically Krill discord server. The background is a light green with polka dots. At the top right there is Krilliam, a cartoon krill with a bamboo cane. The text reads "Chronically Krill is Open! Chronically Krill is a Splatoon server for disabled and chronically ill players to find community, support, and resources: come join us if you're interested! What we offer. Events: game nights, watch parties, and more! LFG. Resources. Allies and anyone who would benefit from the community and resources are welcome!" At the bottom right there is a QR code with Krilliam at the centre, next to it the text reads "Join our discord!!"
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Radha @ismiseradha.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
Splatoon Community Census 2026! Last year the form got over 1000 responses and gave some great insight into the community! This year's census will continue in its goal of encouraging dialogue and identifying issues within the scene It takes 10 minutes to complete! 🔗 forms.gle/xqYSpB7AanqJ...
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kris p. bat @krispy-bat.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
won a 333x AND a 100x within an hour of each other :3 Team Devilish Skipjack Work Boots Variety Tactics Warriors ftw !!!!! ggs @js450.bsky.social @gudakonobe.bsky.social + Ravioli4U
Screenshot from Splatoon 3. 4 inkfish posing on a podium in front of Deep Cut during the Raiders Splatfest. Screenshot from Splatoon 3. Victory screen after a 333x Splatfest battle showing 4 inkfish posing in matching clothes. Screenshot from Splatoon 3. Victory screen after a 100x Splatfest battle showing 4 inkfish posing in matching clothes.
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Echo @starry-echo.bsky.social · 11/07/2026
If you're having trouble finding people to play with around your skill level: 1) find a tourney and look for players that place near you 2) DM them to pickup in scrim/tourney/open 3) profit I'm not signing up for It's Dangerous to Go Alone for the foreseeable future. DM for details. #compsplatoon
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Alphine 🏳️‍⚧️ @alphineagnitio.bsky.social · 11/07/2026
optimal liter gameplay
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Radha @ismiseradha.bsky.social · 04/07/2026
I am engaging in the forbidden arts
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Splatoon Stronghold @splstrong.com · 29/06/2026
Signups for Season 8 of the Stronghold Beginner's Academy are now open! If you want an easy way to get started in Competitive Splatoon, apply now at www.splatoonstronghold.com/academy
Promotional graphic for the Stronghold Beginners Season 8 Signups. An orange balloon with the SBA logo with text to the right reading "Stronghold Beginners Academy". To the right of the text is Cas, jumping and readying a Tri-stringer. On the bottom, text reads "Season 8 signups are live!, splatoonstronghold.com/academy". The background is a pixelated sunset.
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kris p. bat @krispy-bat.bsky.social · 26/06/2026
undertale fans can't read, deltarune fans can't reed (they think reeds are wheat)
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kris p. bat @krispy-bat.bsky.social · 25/06/2026
Chronically Krill is now live! It's a Splatoon server for disabled and chronically ill players to find community, support, and resources: come join us if you're interested :3 discord.gg/GWdCHMP4CU 1/2
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Join the Chronically Krill 🦐 Discord Server!
Check out the Chronically Krill 🦐 community on Discord - hang out with 13 other members and enjoy free voice and text chat.
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✷ storiel @storiel.art · 16/06/2026
happy pride
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kris p. bat @krispy-bat.bsky.social · 19/06/2026
SYLVIA IRL?????????
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kris p. bat @krispy-bat.bsky.social · 16/06/2026
(explain your @) kris because im kris, pee- no wait- py because im krispy, bat because im bat: kris peebat
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Shipwreck @shipwrecksplatoon.bsky.social · 10/06/2026
Shipwreck is looking for a fifth! DM @snekstorm or @.storm219 on Discord for more information! #compsplatoon
Shipwreck is looking for a fifth. 18+ age preference, minimum S rank, NA timezones. We're typically active sometime between the hours of 7 and 11pm EST.
Also we're estimated Div9

A list of weapon preferences includes:
Splat Dualies
Inkbrush
Slosher
Sloshing Machine
Dread Wringer
.52 Gal
Splash-o-matic
Splatana Wiper
Luna Blaster
Mini Splatling
L-3 Nozzlenose

(L-3 players our coach is saying you don't exist, so if you want to prove me wrong--)
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Birb the Bird @birbthebird.bsky.social · 14/06/2026
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SMGalactic @smgalactic.bsky.social · 06/06/2026
I'm gonna get reported for this
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✨Kirm✨ @antonballdeluxe.bsky.social · 11/06/2026
Given all of the recent genAI discussion, I wish to repost this.
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sartha robosister @tesarova.neocities.org · 12/06/2026
👍 one ☝️ two 👆 three 🖕 four ✌️ six 🤙 seventeen 🤘 eighteen 🤟 nineteen 🖐️ thirty-one
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kris p. bat @krispy-bat.bsky.social · 09/06/2026
MICROELEDONE GALAPAGENSIS MENTION 🌈🐙
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Echo @starry-echo.bsky.social · 07/06/2026
here comes the shotcaller with the shock collar #highdivsplatoon
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Splash Panda @splashpanda.bsky.social · 06/06/2026
the kind of x rank game where you need a cold shower afterwards
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critters inkorporated @crittersinkspl.bsky.social · 05/06/2026
We've done some renovations over at critters ink. HQ! Check out our new PFP and Wallpaper done by our amazing co-captain @fobfan2001.bsky.social !
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critters inkorporated @crittersinkspl.bsky.social · 31/05/2026
The Critters are finally back in town! Just recently, the team took on Cats Have 9 Lives, and placed 3rd! @krispy-bat.bsky.social on Wellstring @spytf2spl.bsky.social on Various Brellas @fobfan2001.bsky.social on Octo Shot @frostiix.bsky.social on Wiper and Decav
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kris p. bat @krispy-bat.bsky.social · 19/05/2026
this is a really cool project, go check it out !!
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kris p. bat @krispy-bat.bsky.social · 17/05/2026
i just played this the other day and it's such a charming game, it's very chill and it took me a few hours to finish it and yet by the end it made me feel a lot :`) if you do play it I'd recommend finding all the animals, they're all worth it imo :3
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DamageOverTime @damage0vertime.bsky.social · 10/05/2026
currently homeless 🥺, looking for a div 3ish team that plays 4-5 times a week (more info below) #compsplatoon
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lipamanka from toki pona @lipamanka.gay · 26/04/2026
hey, toki pona fans! please follow @tokipona.net, the community run bluesky account. the toki pona dot org account is the personal account of the creator; this one is where you can find updates about the language community.
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tokipona.net @tokipona.net · 25/04/2026
mu
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Chara @prochara.bsky.social · 24/04/2026
Thanks Max
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kris p. bat @krispy-bat.bsky.social · 24/04/2026
when raiders comes out the Mechanic is gonna hit my gender identity like a meteor, as kris deltarune did once
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Ill Conceived @illconceivedpodcast.com · 23/04/2026
you will never defeat us
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kris p. bat @krispy-bat.bsky.social · 20/04/2026
if you're interested in competitive splatoon but aren't sure how to get started, come join the SBA !!
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'Nox @ missing riptide :( @droprockcandy.bsky.social · 18/04/2026
can't escape the meta even in tomodachi life
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Patricia Taxxon @patriciataxxon.bsky.social · 02/04/2026
honey-nut cheerios is actually what they call one night stands in the UK
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enya @eenyee.bsky.social · 14/11/2025
REQUESTING ALL GAS!!! 🔥🔥🔥 My team has been working on a Coach Training Program, and now we need to hear from YOU! 🫵 To gauge community interest in coaching and to help us know what kind of program people want to see, we made this short, 5 minute interest form! forms.gle/CUW5qC2FDZYA...
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Coach Training Program Interest Form
The Coach Training Program is an educational program aimed at taking pre-existing and aspiring coaches and providing them with courses and resources built to teach the current best practices of coachi...
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kris p. bat @krispy-bat.bsky.social · 26/03/2026
NEW PFP BY @somefox5.bsky.social !!!!! go commission that man, hes been great to work with and his art is amazing :3
My octoling pouring chocolate milk in a glass. The lighting is downlit, dark and ominous, with a dark vignette around the image. My octoling has an unhinged and tired expression. It is grasping the chocolate milk bottle desperately. It has a single red tentacle hair obscuring its face and red eyes. It is wearing orange horns and a colourful sweater.
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kris p. bat @krispy-bat.bsky.social · 10/02/2026
i wanna learn more about various weapons and their playstyles, if you're a comp splatoon player and have a couple mins to spare please fill out my survey :3 forms.gle/Qje97sHdsYhQ...
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kris's splatoon weapon database survey
im hoping to learn more about different weapons and their various play styles in comp splatoon. tell me about your main :3 if you have more than one main you can fill in the survey again for different...
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Kris 🏳️‍🌈 @lunarrkriss.splstrong.com · 09/03/2026
Calling other EU FAs!! :D I'm making an EU based team that favors an aggro playstyle; if you're interested, please consider reaching out! Check attached image for requirements 👍 ❤️and ♻️ are appreciated! #compsplatoon
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🦞🦀🦑カイ🦑🦀🦞 @rassicas.splatoonlore.ink · 29/01/2026
#splatoon
parody of an XKCD comic with 2 stick figures talking.
person 1: Splatoon lore is second nature to us squid researchers, so it's easy to forget the average person probably only knows li'l judd runs grizzco and every splatoon band has lore.
person 2: and fuck you tuedays, of course.
person 1: of course

bottom caption:
even when they're trying to compensate for it, experts in anything wildly overestimate the average person's familiarity with their field.
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