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Kris 🍎 @kriscrossedcage.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
*Hey guys, I think I found a glue! (They're just murmuring to themself)
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Kris 🍎 @kriscrossedcage.bsky.social · 02/08/2026
* I'm bored. * I'm really, really bored.
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‍‍‍ ‍‍‍KRIS @faintlycourageous.bsky.social · 02/07/2026
‍‍‍ ‍‍‍i hate it.
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Kris 🍎 @kriscrossedcage.bsky.social · 02/07/2026
/speaking of accounts I could make, I think Rory knight could be fun to muse
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Kris 🍎 @kriscrossedcage.bsky.social · 02/07/2026
/GOD I loveeee chapter 5 so much /I could lowk make an aqua account, that could be fun
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Kris 🍎 @kriscrossedcage.bsky.social · 02/07/2026
* what * Is that. * I've been looking at it for 2 minutes and i can't take my eyes away. * It's like a car crash
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kris @krismas827.bsky.social · 28/06/2026
it’s what they call “me.” #deltarunerp ((pinned post))
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Deltarune Kris Drinks Chocolate Milk
ALT: Deltarune Kris Drinks Chocolate Milk
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Kris 🍎 @kriscrossedcage.bsky.social · 02/07/2026
* (You keep thinking about it.) * (What even is a "jarona"?)
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Kris 🍎 @kriscrossedcage.bsky.social · 02/07/2026
* this is verifiably 100% true
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Kris 🍎 @kriscrossedcage.bsky.social · 02/07/2026
* (how long has it been now?) * (It feels like you were on here just a day ago) * (. . .) * 6 MONTHS????
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Kris 🍎 @kriscrossedcage.bsky.social · 04/01/2026
/is the stranger things finale actually ass because I've heard it is I sorta dropped off in season 4 but I'm planning to rewatch all of it with my mom
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Kris 🍎 @kriscrossedcage.bsky.social · 01/01/2026
* (raises hand)
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Kris 🍎 @kriscrossedcage.bsky.social · 01/01/2026
* happy new years!
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Kris 🍎 @kriscrossedcage.bsky.social · 15/12/2025
* are you new in town? * I don't think I've seen you around is all.
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Kris 🍎 @kriscrossedcage.bsky.social · 15/12/2025
* that doesn't even.... * Actually, sure. * Hardware store Monday!
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Kris 🍎 @kriscrossedcage.bsky.social · 15/12/2025
* ... * huh?
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Kris 🍎 @kriscrossedcage.bsky.social · 15/12/2025
* my glasses talk to me sometimes
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Kris 🍎 @kriscrossedcage.bsky.social · 15/12/2025
* its snewing
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✧⌣⋆⌢ ⌌ ┆ ⠀𝕷ᴜᴍᴇɴ 𝕯ʀᴀᴄᴏɴɪs. @securisrune.bsky.social · 14/12/2025
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Kris 🍎 @kriscrossedcage.bsky.social · 15/12/2025
* Krih
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Kris 🍎 @kriscrossedcage.bsky.social · 10/12/2025
* ..... * * Who're you?
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Kris 🍎 @kriscrossedcage.bsky.social · 10/12/2025
(They're humming raise up your bat to themself)
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Kris 🍎 @kriscrossedcage.bsky.social · 10/12/2025
* I've actually been able to get myself out of bed today. * It... Feels nice
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Kris 🍎 @kriscrossedcage.bsky.social · 10/12/2025
(in the most monotone voice possible) * Ow. * So, what do you think?
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Kris 🍎 @kriscrossedcage.bsky.social · 10/12/2025
(they get up soon after him, choosing to walk behind him) * We could go to the lake I guess? * I dunno... Just thinking out loud
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Kris 🍎 @kriscrossedcage.bsky.social · 10/12/2025
* uh huh. * (Arm outstretched, they're just kinda waiting for her)
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Kris 🍎 @kriscrossedcage.bsky.social · 10/12/2025
* I've been meaning to ask * what do I taste like?
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Kris 🍎 @kriscrossedcage.bsky.social · 09/12/2025
* sure * It'll take my mind off... Nevermind * You got any ideas?
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Kris 🍎 @kriscrossedcage.bsky.social · 09/12/2025
* I guess I'm not the only one who feels like that today, that's reassuring I guess.
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Kris 🍎 @kriscrossedcage.bsky.social · 09/12/2025
Don't forget Don't forget Don't forget Don't forget Don't forget Don't forget Don't forget Don't forget Don't forget Don't forget Don't forget Don't forget Don't forget Don't forget Don't forget Don't forget Don't.
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Kris 🍎 @kriscrossedcage.bsky.social · 06/12/2025
* 25 days until i can stop thinking about it. * just 25 more days.
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Kris 🍎 @kriscrossedcage.bsky.social · 05/12/2025
/was gonna say GM but then I realised this was posted 11 hours ago Hello anyways!!
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Kris 🍎 @kriscrossedcage.bsky.social · 04/12/2025
* where the hell is Susie. * I haven't seen her in a month...
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Kris 🍎 @kriscrossedcage.bsky.social · 04/12/2025
* I wonder what she'd think if she saw me like this. * I've got to stop thinking about it.
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Kris 🍎 @kriscrossedcage.bsky.social · 04/12/2025
/btw I'm always up for DMs, if you ever want to plot or talk ooc or something just message me idk
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Kris 🍎 @kriscrossedcage.bsky.social · 04/12/2025
/i need to be more active on here and I want to interact with all you guys but every time i get on here I just get super nervous and don't do anything I don't know why
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Kris 🍎 @kriscrossedcage.bsky.social · 04/12/2025
* why are your eyes up there.
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Kris 🍎 @kriscrossedcage.bsky.social · 04/12/2025
* ...... * Me too.
/This took 33 minutes btw
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Kris 🍎 @kriscrossedcage.bsky.social · 04/12/2025
* what do you mean it's only the 4th. * Can this month end already?
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Kris 🍎 @kriscrossedcage.bsky.social · 03/12/2025
* fun fact, her full legal name is actually December Roaring knight Holiday
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Kris 🍎 @kriscrossedcage.bsky.social · 01/12/2025
* I've got to get up. * I can't keep wallowing like this all day, can I?
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Kris 🍎 @kriscrossedcage.bsky.social · 01/12/2025
* sometimes I wonder... * Would she be proud of me?
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Kris 🍎 @kriscrossedcage.bsky.social · 01/12/2025
* I've been dreading it since a month ago. * I just... Can't stop thinking about her.
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Kris 🍎 @kriscrossedcage.bsky.social · 23/11/2025
* real. * May I add. * Super smash figters
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Kris 🍎 @kriscrossedcage.bsky.social · 07/11/2025
(Kris' eye twitches a little) (They quickly shove the fistful of candy into their mouth, and swallow) (They then give him the smuggest smile they can muster)
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Kris 🍎 @kriscrossedcage.bsky.social · 07/11/2025
(stopping in their tracks, seeing the freshly placed candy) (after a brief moment of consideration...) (they sprint over, grabbing a fistful) (They look around.) (Now they're stuck.)
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