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@krismas827.bsky.social
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⠀⠀—クリス. @krismaseve.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
// alright, I'm just gonna get straight to the point here. Dessmun (lostgirlfindher) is a weirdo with an incest fetish. they coerced and pressured Owten into writing incest with their Dess on her Noelle and also tried to coerce other people into writing incest. elaboration and evidence below. //
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kris @krismas827.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
// i want to genuinely apologize for my lack of posts, i've been on a motivational dip recently and need some time to get my energy back
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kris @krismas827.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
[ooc] // hi yall might post soon
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kris @krismas827.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
[ooc] // sorry for my lack of posts recently, been hyperfocused on another project. there will be posts tho, just gimme a bit
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kris @krismas827.bsky.social · 10/07/2026
Ah! So Kris!
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kris @krismas827.bsky.social · 09/07/2026
…that cat.
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kris @krismas827.bsky.social · 09/07/2026
yeah have another singy thingy
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❄︎☟︎✋︎💧︎ ✋︎💧︎☠︎❼︎❄︎ ✡︎⚐︎🕆︎📬︎ @fatestrung.bsky.social · 16/06/2025
* You yearn for Berdly.
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kris @krismas827.bsky.social · 06/07/2026
making a gc for notorious villains and criminals who’s in
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kris @krismas827.bsky.social · 05/07/2026
hi
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ᴛʜᴇ ᴋɴɪɢʜᴛ. @find-her.bsky.social · 02/07/2026
carrie i feel compelled to draw woof woof puppy sweetie. an evil drive.
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ᴛʜᴇ ᴋɴɪɢʜᴛ. @find-her.bsky.social · 02/07/2026
carrie im probably gonna need more time i dont hate her enough
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kris @krismas827.bsky.social · 02/07/2026
hey miss alphys do you have thoughts on mew mew 3 @mewlabs.bsky.social
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kris @krismas827.bsky.social · 02/07/2026
what’s a “paypig”
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alphys @mewlabs.bsky.social · 02/07/2026
are there any hot gamer girlfriends out there in need of a gross sweaty little pay pig like myself
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kris @krismas827.bsky.social · 02/07/2026
so i decided i'd try and sing something. i'm still not great at it but like. it's a shot in the dark ig
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— QUEEN 💿 @sn-q5u4ex7yy2e9n.bsky.social · 02/07/2026
Oops
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kris @krismas827.bsky.social · 01/07/2026
little worried rn. please dm me
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kris @krismas827.bsky.social · 30/06/2026
to all the suckas be wonderin who the f i be, trick, i can’t read
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kris @krismas827.bsky.social · 30/06/2026
okay no. how do you suck, like. so much. not even i’m this mean????
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kris @krismas827.bsky.social · 29/06/2026
all of these purple mfs calling me a dunce, yeah nice argument. shame about the short stem, really putting the micro in microflora
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✰ ⋮ 𝐓𝐇𝐄 𝑲𝑵𝑰𝑮𝑯𝑻 . @withblackenedknife.bsky.social · 29/06/2026
rain the fack squad frisk aqua chara kris
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kris @krismas827.bsky.social · 29/06/2026
hey. @purpleleader.bsky.social @purpletactics.bsky.social @invboost.bsky.social which one of you’s the smartest
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kris @krismas827.bsky.social · 29/06/2026
i love swearing on social media
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kris @krismas827.bsky.social · 28/06/2026
my fucking soul.
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Kris Dreemurr. @souloflight.bsky.social · 28/06/2026
puppy wants to kill themselves
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Kris Dreemurr. @souloflight.bsky.social · 28/06/2026
Someone should mew mew kissme cutely
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Kris Dreemurr. @souloflight.bsky.social · 28/06/2026
Give me some skin.
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kris @krismas827.bsky.social · 28/06/2026
poo poo shitty dookie. 🐱
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kris @krismas827.bsky.social · 28/06/2026
oh shit uhhhhhhhh hi??
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kris @krismas827.bsky.social · 28/06/2026
reimu from touhou is also very nice looking this is a Certified Kris Dreemurr Post
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kris @krismas827.bsky.social · 28/06/2026
go follow my piece of shit dead sibling
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kris @krismas827.bsky.social · 28/06/2026
it’s what they call “me.” #deltarunerp ((pinned post))
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Deltarune Kris Drinks Chocolate Milk
ALT: Deltarune Kris Drinks Chocolate Milk
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kris @krismas827.bsky.social · 28/06/2026
eliza from Skullgirls is very pretty. this is a certified Kris Dreemurr Post
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kris @krismas827.bsky.social · 28/06/2026
i wonder if that guy in the bookshop has a name. they seem like all they care about is books
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kris @krismas827.bsky.social · 28/06/2026
* You look around, and then whisper to yourself. …iyearnforberdly
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kris @krismas827.bsky.social · 28/06/2026
update: plotting something devious
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"ECHIDNA" @teru-terubouzu.bsky.social · 28/06/2026
Your town's ESTROGEN is STRONG.
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kris @krismas827.bsky.social · 28/06/2026
can one of you give me a back massage my spine is all messed up
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kris @krismas827.bsky.social · 28/06/2026
gay
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kris @krismas827.bsky.social · 28/06/2026
I’m So Green .
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kris @krismas827.bsky.social · 28/06/2026
mogging the rizzler without a plan
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kris @krismas827.bsky.social · 28/06/2026
flirting advice? die
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kris @krismas827.bsky.social · 28/06/2026
blasphemer. you will join us soon
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kris @krismas827.bsky.social · 28/06/2026
come into our open arms, we need more of us to become stronger
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kris @krismas827.bsky.social · 28/06/2026
noelle
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kris @krismas827.bsky.social · 28/06/2026
blooming sonions
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kris @krismas827.bsky.social · 28/06/2026
dunno why, but i want to sing. give me things to sing. like, any song i’ll do it if i like it enough
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kris @krismas827.bsky.social · 28/06/2026
FUCK !!! @meaninglessnoise.bsky.social
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kris @krismas827.bsky.social · 28/06/2026
WHY IS IT IN PENNIES.
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