Krista🩷 @kriistaa.bsky.social · 07/01/2025Thought the stomping ass upstairs neighbors moved last weekend when I heard the dolly slamming up and down the steps 42 times last weekend but I guess not. 000
Krista🩷 @kriistaa.bsky.social · 19/12/2024Not to brag but my son got assigned to Gryffindor house at his daycare 💅🏼 000
Krista🩷 @kriistaa.bsky.social · 12/12/2024I was carefully itching my eye BUT THEN I realized I’m not wearing mascara so I went to town itching that thang it felt marvelous 000
Krista🩷 @kriistaa.bsky.social · 20/11/2024Why do android phones get out read receipts now. My mom said she was gonna call the cops for a welfare check if I leave her on read again 😭 000
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Krista🩷 @kriistaa.bsky.social · 12/11/2024Never seen people practice free will better (worse) than drivers in Kansas City, Missouri. 010
Krista🩷 @kriistaa.bsky.social · 12/11/2024If Moira dies in Handmaid’s Tale just let me know now cuz I’ll turn this shit off 000
Reposted by Krista🩷Amber @actuallemons.bsky.social · 03/11/2024I must be a runescape kitten the way I love to be stroked 💯 3259
Krista🩷 @kriistaa.bsky.social · 11/11/2024When people ask me if they look like they’ve gained/lost weight… I’m so sorry but I have literally no fkin idea 😂 000
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