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Mr Krabappel

@krabappel.bsky.social
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Animal tragic, food nerd, global finance geek, tea drinker. Political compass a bit wobbly, pro vax, climate change believer. Gunaikurnai land/Gippsland #nodickheads

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Mr Krabappel @krabappel.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
I watched The Running Man on Paramount the other night. Seeing your favourite childhood films become reality is a tiny consolidation for living in broken society. Take care of your precious soul, hey?
The older I get, the more I understand why roosters scream to start the day
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Mr Krabappel @krabappel.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Thanks for that, fuckhead. #auspol
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Mr Krabappel @krabappel.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Obviously inspired by this t shirt.
I want TO FU tonight t shirt
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Mr Krabappel @krabappel.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
That is so fucked. I used to read this to my younger brother and sister (they were just over a decade younger), I'd do stupid voices and we'd laugh our heads off. It was a happy family memory.
Sea in my bedroom children's book
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Mr Krabappel @krabappel.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
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Mr Krabappel @krabappel.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
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Mr Krabappel @krabappel.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Yeah I could watch stuff like this on a loop all day. I've got the Bulldog to provide amusement, but the Dog Park Dynamos are better.
My Frenchie lying in a stupid position
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Mr Krabappel @krabappel.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
It is windy as fuck out here. Cows don't care. Yet. #Melbourneweather
Our pet Hereford
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Mr Krabappel @krabappel.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Happy birthday. You get a photo of one of my cats. I get you on the age thing, I'm 55 but I've been old for about 30 years. 😀
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Mr Krabappel @krabappel.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
I have been making a point of reading every book from book launches that my wife and I go to, regardless of topic. Some are way outside my comfort zone, but immersing myself in something new helps (even cheesy romantic comedies). (Reading this atm, it is fascinating and takes me away)
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Mr Krabappel @krabappel.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Morning. We've had fires here for a few days with washing doing its thing inside. Animals aren't complaining.
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Mr Krabappel @krabappel.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Solidarity with anyone fooled by fake Spring #24. #Melbourneweather
Ratboy asleep in front of the fire
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Mr Krabappel @krabappel.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
My girlfriend (now wife) had never seen an episode of Masters Of The Universe when I met her. About a week after we saw Hot Fuzz, she bought me this.
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Mr Krabappel @krabappel.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Breakfast eaten, but he has offered to lick the bowl.
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Mr Krabappel @krabappel.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Morning Skywalkers
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Mr Krabappel @krabappel.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
He is adorable. (Ratboy and The Bulldog send their sleepy regards)
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Mr Krabappel @krabappel.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
If it makes you feel any better, the air fryer just told me that my potato gems are ready - but I can't get up for some reason...
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Mr Krabappel @krabappel.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
After decoy Spring #57, it has gone back to winter here. I got up this morning and was greeted by two dogs and one cat sitting on the couch by the fire, waiting for me to light it. Eh, at least the lawn dried up enough to mow.
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Mr Krabappel @krabappel.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
Our foster cat expects to be paid in jammy dodgers.
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Mr Krabappel @krabappel.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
Morning Skywalkers The voters of Secret Harbour are idiots. Pass it on. #auspol #wapol
ON wins secret harbour by-election
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Mr Krabappel @krabappel.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
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Mr Krabappel @krabappel.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
Morning Skywalkers RIP Optimus Prime (Peter Cullen). You were more than brilliant.
Optimus Prime
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Mr Krabappel @krabappel.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
Yeah, I'm starting my day with the cup that I bought in that seething hellscape. I'm amazed that the fire didn't give up and die. Anyway, morning to you and Rob and your moggies.
My fireplace with a cup from Tasmania on it
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Mr Krabappel @krabappel.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
Lovely to see you and the pack on 🦋 We are fostering a tabby who is starting to bond with our dogs, but isn't quite there with Ratboy. We hope they become friends, because we want to keep him. Take care. 🫂
Our foster moggie
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Mr Krabappel @krabappel.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
Our current foster cat will be doing the same soon, I suspect. 😀 Yesterday, I tried to pick him up when he didn't want me to.
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Mr Krabappel @krabappel.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
It's a great timeline cleanse. Birds are wonderful animals. This is a heavily pregnant magpie guarding her spot. Kookaburras, Crimson Roselllas and little birds love worms in this part of our garden too, but the magpie couple own it.
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Mr Krabappel @krabappel.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
I always thought that the cigarettes smoked by Korben in The Fifth Element were actually an idea worth investigating. Tax conventional smokes heavily, don't tax Korben smokes at all - the market will balance... probably.
Cigarettes with a big filter
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Mr Krabappel @krabappel.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
We are fostering Memphis' spirit brother at the moment. Adorable little tornado. Loves boxes for about 30 seconds then has to investigate something else.
Cat lying on the floor
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Mr Krabappel @krabappel.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
Yeah, The Bulldog was a breathing disaster in the making when we took her in. We had her nostrils widened, but she still snores like a tractor. She has insane bursts of energy but spends most days cuddling her sister.
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Mr Krabappel @krabappel.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
Morning Skywalkers
Two dogs and a cat sitting on a couch
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Mr Krabappel @krabappel.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
Yesterday my Japan obsessed niece niece shared the below in her English class. Her teacher responded by mansplaining what a Haiku was. (And this story is your "present'. 😀)
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Mr Krabappel @krabappel.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
I took this ten minutes ago, and I've been waiting all year for a day like this. (You can call me Dexter if you like...)
Misty green paddocks
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Mr Krabappel @krabappel.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
Morning Skywalkers
Edgy gen X man vows to write Jedi on census form
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Mr Krabappel @krabappel.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
Morning Skywalkers. The rain is mad out here today. Paddocks at the bottom of the hill will be underwater in a few hours. Dogs don't GAF. They are dry. #Melbourneweather
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Mr Krabappel @krabappel.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
Ratboy says thanks for having an adventure today so that he doesn't need to. (He has barely moved all day)
Ratboy sitting in front of a fire.
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Mr Krabappel @krabappel.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
When i was 15, I asked my (boomer) Dad why he protested against the Vietnam War, he gave me this to read. I wonder why it's not compulsory reading for teens (rhetorical).
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Mr Krabappel @krabappel.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
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Mr Krabappel @krabappel.bsky.social · 02/08/2026
Morning Skywalkers If you want a feel good story, google Tuvalu's Commonwealth Games medal. It was won by a boxer who didn't win a single fight.
Flag of Tuvalu
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Mr Krabappel @krabappel.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
Timeline cleanse - some crimson roselllas on our side lawn enjoy fake Spring #3. #Melbourneweather
Crimson Roselllas
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Mr Krabappel @krabappel.bsky.social · 21/07/2026
Haven't seen any yet.
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Mr Krabappel @krabappel.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
Morning Skywalkers #Melbourneweather
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Mr Krabappel @krabappel.bsky.social · 14/07/2026
George Foreman got me into liquid smoke in the early oughties. It took me ages to find it in Melbourne. You can buy it at Woolies now. (Any more fun facts about smoke appreciated. This challenge has not exactly grabbed me...) #masterchefau
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Mr Krabappel @krabappel.bsky.social · 10/07/2026
Morning Skywalkers
The Bulldog resting her head on my knee
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Mr Krabappel @krabappel.bsky.social · 09/07/2026
Morning Skywalkers 9 30am and the paddocks are still covered in ice. 😀 #Melbourneweather
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Mr Krabappel @krabappel.bsky.social · 08/07/2026
I had the biggest crush on Mary Tamm as a kid. Alyona looks so much like her... not ready for her to go. 😀
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Mr Krabappel @krabappel.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
The plant based chocolate hazelnut is one of the better vegan icecreams (expensive AF though).
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Mr Krabappel @krabappel.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
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Mr Krabappel @krabappel.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
As a thank you, tonight we drink.
Stella Artois
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Mr Krabappel @krabappel.bsky.social · 06/07/2026
So Luke is making sherbies? #MasterchefAU
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Mr Krabappel @krabappel.bsky.social · 06/07/2026
It's about a technology failure, like being in a submarine deep under the Arctic and everything just stops working. I drove my parents nuts back in the day, playing it on a loop.
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