Mr Krabappel @krabappel.bsky.social · 14/10/2026I watched The Running Man on Paramount the other night. Seeing your favourite childhood films become reality is a tiny consolidation for living in broken society. Take care of your precious soul, hey? 030
Mr Krabappel @krabappel.bsky.social · 08/10/2026That is so fucked. I used to read this to my younger brother and sister (they were just over a decade younger), I'd do stupid voices and we'd laugh our heads off. It was a happy family memory. 020
Mr Krabappel @krabappel.bsky.social · 24/09/2026Yeah I could watch stuff like this on a loop all day. I've got the Bulldog to provide amusement, but the Dog Park Dynamos are better. 020
Mr Krabappel @krabappel.bsky.social · 20/09/2026It is windy as fuck out here. Cows don't care. Yet. #Melbourneweather 030
Mr Krabappel @krabappel.bsky.social · 18/09/2026Happy birthday. You get a photo of one of my cats. I get you on the age thing, I'm 55 but I've been old for about 30 years. 😀 220
Mr Krabappel @krabappel.bsky.social · 17/09/2026I have been making a point of reading every book from book launches that my wife and I go to, regardless of topic. Some are way outside my comfort zone, but immersing myself in something new helps (even cheesy romantic comedies). (Reading this atm, it is fascinating and takes me away) 030
Mr Krabappel @krabappel.bsky.social · 17/09/2026Morning. We've had fires here for a few days with washing doing its thing inside. Animals aren't complaining. 130
Mr Krabappel @krabappel.bsky.social · 15/09/2026Solidarity with anyone fooled by fake Spring #24. #Melbourneweather 140
Mr Krabappel @krabappel.bsky.social · 13/09/2026My girlfriend (now wife) had never seen an episode of Masters Of The Universe when I met her. About a week after we saw Hot Fuzz, she bought me this. 130
Mr Krabappel @krabappel.bsky.social · 11/09/2026Breakfast eaten, but he has offered to lick the bowl. 010
Mr Krabappel @krabappel.bsky.social · 09/09/2026He is adorable. (Ratboy and The Bulldog send their sleepy regards) 010
Mr Krabappel @krabappel.bsky.social · 04/09/2026If it makes you feel any better, the air fryer just told me that my potato gems are ready - but I can't get up for some reason... 150
Mr Krabappel @krabappel.bsky.social · 03/09/2026After decoy Spring #57, it has gone back to winter here. I got up this morning and was greeted by two dogs and one cat sitting on the couch by the fire, waiting for me to light it. Eh, at least the lawn dried up enough to mow. 000
Mr Krabappel @krabappel.bsky.social · 02/09/2026Our foster cat expects to be paid in jammy dodgers. 091
Mr Krabappel @krabappel.bsky.social · 30/08/2026Morning Skywalkers The voters of Secret Harbour are idiots. Pass it on. #auspol #wapol 6122
Mr Krabappel @krabappel.bsky.social · 28/08/2026Morning Skywalkers RIP Optimus Prime (Peter Cullen). You were more than brilliant. 050
Mr Krabappel @krabappel.bsky.social · 25/08/2026Yeah, I'm starting my day with the cup that I bought in that seething hellscape. I'm amazed that the fire didn't give up and die. Anyway, morning to you and Rob and your moggies. 250
Mr Krabappel @krabappel.bsky.social · 21/08/2026Lovely to see you and the pack on 🦋 We are fostering a tabby who is starting to bond with our dogs, but isn't quite there with Ratboy. We hope they become friends, because we want to keep him. Take care. 🫂 180
Mr Krabappel @krabappel.bsky.social · 20/08/2026Our current foster cat will be doing the same soon, I suspect. 😀 Yesterday, I tried to pick him up when he didn't want me to. 120
Mr Krabappel @krabappel.bsky.social · 19/08/2026It's a great timeline cleanse. Birds are wonderful animals. This is a heavily pregnant magpie guarding her spot. Kookaburras, Crimson Roselllas and little birds love worms in this part of our garden too, but the magpie couple own it. 000
Mr Krabappel @krabappel.bsky.social · 18/08/2026I always thought that the cigarettes smoked by Korben in The Fifth Element were actually an idea worth investigating. Tax conventional smokes heavily, don't tax Korben smokes at all - the market will balance... probably. 020
Mr Krabappel @krabappel.bsky.social · 18/08/2026We are fostering Memphis' spirit brother at the moment. Adorable little tornado. Loves boxes for about 30 seconds then has to investigate something else. 130
Mr Krabappel @krabappel.bsky.social · 17/08/2026Yeah, The Bulldog was a breathing disaster in the making when we took her in. We had her nostrils widened, but she still snores like a tractor. She has insane bursts of energy but spends most days cuddling her sister. 120
Mr Krabappel @krabappel.bsky.social · 15/08/2026Yesterday my Japan obsessed niece niece shared the below in her English class. Her teacher responded by mansplaining what a Haiku was. (And this story is your "present'. 😀) 110
Mr Krabappel @krabappel.bsky.social · 12/08/2026I took this ten minutes ago, and I've been waiting all year for a day like this. (You can call me Dexter if you like...) 120
Mr Krabappel @krabappel.bsky.social · 10/08/2026Morning Skywalkers. The rain is mad out here today. Paddocks at the bottom of the hill will be underwater in a few hours. Dogs don't GAF. They are dry. #Melbourneweather 020
Mr Krabappel @krabappel.bsky.social · 09/08/2026Ratboy says thanks for having an adventure today so that he doesn't need to. (He has barely moved all day) 040
Mr Krabappel @krabappel.bsky.social · 07/08/2026When i was 15, I asked my (boomer) Dad why he protested against the Vietnam War, he gave me this to read. I wonder why it's not compulsory reading for teens (rhetorical). 050
Mr Krabappel @krabappel.bsky.social · 02/08/2026Morning Skywalkers If you want a feel good story, google Tuvalu's Commonwealth Games medal. It was won by a boxer who didn't win a single fight. 010
Mr Krabappel @krabappel.bsky.social · 28/07/2026Timeline cleanse - some crimson roselllas on our side lawn enjoy fake Spring #3. #Melbourneweather 021
Mr Krabappel @krabappel.bsky.social · 14/07/2026George Foreman got me into liquid smoke in the early oughties. It took me ages to find it in Melbourne. You can buy it at Woolies now. (Any more fun facts about smoke appreciated. This challenge has not exactly grabbed me...) #masterchefau 010
Mr Krabappel @krabappel.bsky.social · 09/07/2026Morning Skywalkers 9 30am and the paddocks are still covered in ice. 😀 #Melbourneweather 020
Mr Krabappel @krabappel.bsky.social · 08/07/2026I had the biggest crush on Mary Tamm as a kid. Alyona looks so much like her... not ready for her to go. 😀 010
Mr Krabappel @krabappel.bsky.social · 07/07/2026The plant based chocolate hazelnut is one of the better vegan icecreams (expensive AF though). 040
Mr Krabappel @krabappel.bsky.social · 06/07/2026It's about a technology failure, like being in a submarine deep under the Arctic and everything just stops working. I drove my parents nuts back in the day, playing it on a loop. 010