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they/them - 30+ - French (sorryyyy) Arthropod afficionado~ 🔞 I repost spicy stuff follow at your own risk 🔞 Radically anti-genAI Play SIGNALIS. NOW.

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Kettle (2/5 slots filled) @kettletheknight.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Pleasant distraction #signalis #signalisfanart
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Krab but spooky 🎃🎃🎃 💛🤍💜🖤 @krab5.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Got this skeet on my Following tab tho >:]
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beetle moses @beetlemoses.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Three panel comic. Panel 1: on the set of the Jerry Springer show, a man sits in a chair. Jerry signals off-stage and says, “we have with us: your ancestor who crawled out of the ocean 375 million years ago!” Panel 2: the live studio audience is booing. Panel 3: security attempts to break up a fight between the man on stage, and his ancestor, a tiktaalik.
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Spheal Posting @sphealposting.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
low effort spheal post showing the pokemon spheal from the pokearth youtube video in the snow looking vacant and the text says "I am both dumber and smarter than I look. do not estimate me"
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Krab but spooky 🎃🎃🎃 💛🤍💜🖤 @krab5.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
I love Olive so much!! She's very cute :3 Your art is beautiful and kinda "comforting" to me, if that makes sense uwu
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Krab but spooky 🎃🎃🎃 💛🤍💜🖤 @krab5.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
"Ouais mais vous avez vu en face ils font brûler des poubelles" y a un gamin qu'a perdu ses dents et d'autres qui se font gazer, étrangler, tirer des grenades à bout portant. Ça me file la gerbe qu'on puisse trouver ça normal et le justifier.
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Krab but spooky 🎃🎃🎃 💛🤍💜🖤 @krab5.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
No, I don't recognize myself in any of the ten thousand parties that make up French politics. None of them even attempted to set the parliament on fire, for once. And yet, ima go vote; for the candidate that is the least likely to fuck up my life. Which is, like, 2 of them. Maybe 3. (yay)
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Krab but spooky 🎃🎃🎃 💛🤍💜🖤 @krab5.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Making jokes with queer references to see which of my "non queer" friends laugh
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Krab but spooky 🎃🎃🎃 💛🤍💜🖤 @krab5.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
J'ai très très peur du contexte ici. Soit on parle de BDSM et c'est OK soit on parle de keufs torturant des manifestants et c'est très inquiétant comme discours
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Nenkanuko🔞(Commissions are OPEN!) @nenkanuko.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Same here If I see you draw any HP related art, you'll go straight into a trash can (be blocked) No, making it genderbent or trans doesn't redeem it in any way. If you don't know what to draw, you're always welcome to draw my OCs instead 😉
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ながユー @naga-u.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
ケモミミちゃんが生まれてから10年経ちました めでたい!
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Krab but spooky 🎃🎃🎃 💛🤍💜🖤 @krab5.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
-- *scratch* excuse me can you stop moving -- *vibing to rhythmic noises* why, cuz you can't get a good image? -- no, because that's sick af I'm getting distracted I can't do my job properly >:[
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Krab but spooky 🎃🎃🎃 💛🤍💜🖤 @krab5.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
In a meeting a colleague told us "this is like the paradox of the breaded fish" and explained something that is not a paradox and has nothing to do with fish nor bread and I am still wondering a bit what that could mean
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Krab but spooky 🎃🎃🎃 💛🤍💜🖤 @krab5.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Well champ, riddle me this! For each hour of teaching, rest I must, 4 hours Everyday teaching I do, 6 hours Insomnia I get, and sleep a night 4 hours How, tell me HOW, AM I, SUPPOSED, TO SURVIVE?????
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Krab but spooky 🎃🎃🎃 💛🤍💜🖤 @krab5.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
I have a reputation to uphold goddammit
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Krab but spooky 🎃🎃🎃 💛🤍💜🖤 @krab5.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
This morning a student came to me at the end of the class. (dramatic reenactment) -- Dr Krab are you interested in GenAI technologies and especially LLM? -- I'm radically against it -- *long awkward silence* -- but you can contact [colleague] they're into that [kind of shit] -- o-okay sorry for- bye
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Krab but spooky 🎃🎃🎃 💛🤍💜🖤 @krab5.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
"nyan nyan but mr Krab" (this is how you sound btw) "you could just take half your pills and then other half so you don't have to nearly choke every evening" PREPOSTEROUS *grglglglglgrgf cough cough*
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Krab but spooky 🎃🎃🎃 💛🤍💜🖤 @krab5.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Finally using my years of experience and my training in suppressing my gag reflex to put that where it counts iykwim (swallowing 8 whole pills in one go)
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Krab but spooky 🎃🎃🎃 💛🤍💜🖤 @krab5.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Damn, now I kinda want to be kirsta too...
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PANAPANA @87sukiyaki.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
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LEGEND KNIT🦢👑 @legendknit.bsky.social · 15/06/2025
#SIGNALIS
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Mura @artmura.bsky.social · 02/10/2025
How to flirt with your local deity 🐸 #melnem #Hades2
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Catino @catinoworld.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
fall
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Sanny @sainnetry.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
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Thirea @thirea.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Witchtember 2026 26. Fox [ #thiwitchtember2026 #thiwitchtember #witchtember2026 #witchtember ]
Character art of a kitsune witch, a masks artisan, and her fox-ghost compations. Part of my Witchtember 2026 series, 26th day - Fox.
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Gwen C. Katz @gwenckatz.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Fuck ChatGPT flyers. The future is broadsheets.
A crowded broadsheet with way too many fonts. It says:
Forget ChatGPT Flyers
Say it with 
Broadsheets
Unlimited fonts
Stretch them
Or cram a really long sentence into one line for no good reason
No whitespace
Mix capital and lowercase
Pointing hands
(They're called manicules!)
Don't be left behind
Broadsheets are the future
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Krab but spooky 🎃🎃🎃 💛🤍💜🖤 @krab5.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Wait wait wait WAIT It's moon cake season. IT'S MOON CAKE SEASON
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Zule @zuledraws.bsky.social · 25/11/2025
Hecate doodling I love her #Hades2 #Hadesgame
2 black and white sketches of hecate from the game hades 2. One is a waist up crop of her in a casual pose and the other is a fighting pose using her magical torches.
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Krab but spooky 🎃🎃🎃 💛🤍💜🖤 @krab5.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
-- hey do you want to go to a concert consisting of 4 bands in the 4 corners of the room playing different things on top of each other? -- sounds like a sensory overload nightmare -- sure is! -- ... -- so, shall I book two tickets?
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Krab but spooky 🎃🎃🎃 💛🤍💜🖤 @krab5.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Me when I am not playing SIGNALIS: haha this boss fight is so funny Me when I am playing SIGNALIS: ISA QSDFLJAKLSDLJ TAKE THAT FUCKING GUN AND SHOOT THAT FUCKING THING AAAAAAAAAAAH
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Krab but spooky 🎃🎃🎃 💛🤍💜🖤 @krab5.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
-- I made good progress in SIGNALIS! Finally killed that abomination in the flesh pit -- you mean *Isa* killed the abomination 😉 -- you shut your mouth right now
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Krab but spooky 🎃🎃🎃 💛🤍💜🖤 @krab5.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Friend: I think I am close to finishing SIGNALIS Me: *waiting to infodump for 6 hours gay* :3
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GD (Mima Spooky Season) @mrgamerdude.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Ok so I just recently found where that sad Mario render came from and oh my god lmao
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Owen K.C. Stephens (He/Him) @owenkcstephens.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
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Mitchell Hammond 𓆙 @bipedalbastard.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
hades 2 doodlin'
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Krab but spooky 🎃🎃🎃 💛🤍💜🖤 @krab5.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
"talk to me like a weird pervert sex freak in a doujin" now THAT'S a kink I can get behind 😳 (and didn't even know I could have lmao)
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Smooth Dunk @smoothdunk2.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
when ai leaves u behind
7 panel comic.

Panel 1:
A Red Guy with AI across his chest looks like he’s about to run away. A Yellow Guy stands next to him. Red Guy says “I’m the future, buddy. You comin’?”
Yellow Guy replies “Nah”

Panel 2: 
Red Guy is almost out of the panel. He leans in and says “Enjoy getting left behind, pal”
Yellow Guy replies “ok”

Panel 3:
Yellow Guy stands alone.

Panel 4: 
Close up on Yellow Guy, there is a quiet “huff-huff-huff” noise coming from behind him

Panel 5:
Yellow Guy turns to look behind him

Panel 6: 
Close up on Yellow Guy’s face as if from the point of view of an attacker.
Yellow Guy yells “Jesus Christ”

Panel 7:
AI Red Guy is now chasing the Yellow Guy. 
Red Guy: “Use me”
Yellow Guy “No”
Red Guy “USE ME”
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Krab but spooky 🎃🎃🎃 💛🤍💜🖤 @krab5.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
If you do that I hope you're into getting strangled cuz if we ever cross paths you're fucking getting it.
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Krab but spooky 🎃🎃🎃 💛🤍💜🖤 @krab5.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Oh hey I saw a cute person (most probably a woman) and crushed on them so I generated an AI image of them that vaguely has their features and made an AI chatbot with the personality I think they have (including that they love me) and I talk to it like it's an actual person and we're getting married!
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Krab but spooky 🎃🎃🎃 💛🤍💜🖤 @krab5.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Cissia isn't even trying to hide anything lmao she's either used to it or just dissociating and thinking about snacks again (or maybe she's not very smart)
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Krab but spooky 🎃🎃🎃 💛🤍💜🖤 @krab5.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Ah yeah, the "secure" browser feeding my data straight to LLMs. Delightful.
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Krab but spooky 🎃🎃🎃 💛🤍💜🖤 @krab5.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
WAIT WHAT??? I DIDN'T KNOW!!!
Screencap of a piece of text that says: "Staff Reply: No, Jules clearly stated un Sonic #53 that Sonic's middle name is 'Maurice' (which is something Sonic himself said only to Sally in the original Sonic mini-series for Archie). Re-read the comic again. Antoine assumes that Maurice is Sonic's first name, bur Jules says that Maurice is Sonic's middle name. Then Jules is about to say what Sonic's first name is, but Sonic cuts him off. Ken Penders revealed in his message board that he gave Sonic the name Olgilvie Maurice Hedgehog. Olgilvie has never been sais within the comic, and considering Sonic's dislike for his first name, probably never will". This is signed "True Red".
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Doomsdaily @doomsdaily333.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Sub-space Creature Reading A Letter 3 #Doomsdaily #oc
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Krab but spooky 🎃🎃🎃 💛🤍💜🖤 @krab5.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Nano! Nano! Nano! Nano! Nano! Nano!
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Krab but spooky 🎃🎃🎃 💛🤍💜🖤 @krab5.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
u know, the older I get the more pissed off I am from queer baiting
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Krab but spooky 🎃🎃🎃 💛🤍💜🖤 @krab5.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Klevgrand (audio plugin publisher) has sent us a newsletter announcing a set of samples taken from techno music's staples (it's hilarious)
An email where every possible word is replaced with "untz"
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Krab but spooky 🎃🎃🎃 💛🤍💜🖤 @krab5.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
There's a fair amount of Star Trek on my tiktok and it used to be very diverse and now it's 80% Bashir x Garak lmao
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Krab but spooky 🎃🎃🎃 💛🤍💜🖤 @krab5.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
My friend has a big wooper plush :o I'm so jealous
Big wooper plush
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いわこ脳 @iwakoknow.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
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