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@kpworld.xyz
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exhausted programmer • musician • car enthusiast • shmup and fighter enjoyer • pfp by moraruyoruka

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kp @kpworld.xyz · 27/02/2025
I'm glad bsky's translation feature literally just opens up Google Translate so then I'm reminded that Jamaican Patois is a language option and it makes reading skeets from overseas way more entertaining
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kp @kpworld.xyz · 25/02/2025
we should also normalize Blue Mode again
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kp @kpworld.xyz · 13/02/2025
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kp @kpworld.xyz · 03/02/2025
Good morning
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kp @kpworld.xyz · 10/01/2025
snuggle buddy
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kp @kpworld.xyz · 31/12/2024
would you say this trick works
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kp @kpworld.xyz · 29/12/2024
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kp @kpworld.xyz · 22/12/2024
I’d caption this with something pretty but those two ambers are pissing me off too much to think of anything cute
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kp @kpworld.xyz · 20/12/2024
Why can’t they bring back the Xserve why do I have to resort to this 😭😭😭
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kp @kpworld.xyz · 17/12/2024
Why do only some PowerEdge servers have black sides instead of gray sides and why do those not always match the faceplates which also vary between black and gray for some reason??? I can’t be the only one who gets pissed off by this right???
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kp @kpworld.xyz · 29/11/2024
I follow whoever I want for whatever reason I want and if you make assumptions about my own beliefs based on who I follow you're retarded
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kp @kpworld.xyz · 22/11/2024
ADHD - Awesome Disorder HD ASD - Ass Shit Disorder OCD - Onahole Cum Dump PTSD - Poopy Tard Sex Dick
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kp @kpworld.xyz · 18/11/2024
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kp @kpworld.xyz · 16/11/2024
If you know What it means To find your dreams come trueeee
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kp @kpworld.xyz · 09/11/2024
His eyes don’t look fucked up enough to be Niko.. though Niko is capable of giving handshakes too! Niko is a Baikal seal, one in my pic looks more like a spotted seal. Baikal seals are neat! They’re the only purely freshwater seals and nobody knows how they got to Lake Baikal in the first place lol
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kp @kpworld.xyz · 09/11/2024
“Yo bitch sucked my dick cuz I look like darth vader” -Lil B
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kp @kpworld.xyz · 09/11/2024
Since I keep seeing cats I’ll add more fuel to the fire.. #cats ❤️
Family cat named Witchet. Or Wichit? We never settled on how to spell her name. Rescued her from a drug den in 2014 along with her brother Melvin, who went to another family.Cat that keeps showing up at my parents house. They call him Mr. Cuddles. Eventually the owner was found and we found out the cats name, but I can’t remember what it was. He’ll always be Mr. Cuddles as far as I’m concerned. Extremely sweet kitty.My cat Doom next to a Yuyuko Fumo plushy. I unexpectedly ended up with Doom as a gift of sorts shortly after I moved out from my parents, along with a tortoiseshell I named Taro. Doom is either named after the game or MF DOOM, you decide. He’s my little supervillain (least threatening cat on the planet & also stupid)Doom and Taro on a cat tree graciously gifted to me by a coworker. Notice that Doom is so fat and obnoxious that the cat tree can’t support his weight so it’s tipping over (top piece eventually fell off and I can’t find a good way to put it back on, perhaps now he’ll learn that his actions have consequences)
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kp @kpworld.xyz · 28/10/2024
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kp @kpworld.xyz · 08/10/2024
need someone to treat me like linus treats kernel maintainers
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kp @kpworld.xyz · 03/10/2024
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kp @kpworld.xyz · 30/09/2024
“We have Remilia at home” The Remi:
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kp @kpworld.xyz · 28/09/2024
Bitch I’m in my mode
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kp @kpworld.xyz · 20/09/2024
X-post from X because more people need to hear it
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kp @kpworld.xyz · 15/08/2024
Ultimate Future
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kp @kpworld.xyz · 11/08/2024
Some of those CrystalXP bricopacks went hard af
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kp @kpworld.xyz · 27/07/2024
Once I'm at the end of my diet and fitness journey I wanna have a before and after pic like this
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kp @kpworld.xyz · 27/07/2024
I should quit drinking Anyway have a pic of Jolene
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kp @kpworld.xyz · 18/05/2024
Some asshole backed into my car and drove off. 🖕
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kp @kpworld.xyz · 14/12/2023
touching penises over the 1/3 of the apple chiclet keyboard 😳
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kp @kpworld.xyz · 29/10/2023
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kp @kpworld.xyz · 14/09/2023
catposting
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