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Keith

@kpro.bsky.social
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Gay • Texan • Nerd • Nap Enthusiast • Prepotente stan • he/him Driving slow cause the songs not over

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Keith @kpro.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Ugh, Julie don’t be that girl
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Keith @kpro.bsky.social · 12h
Just trying to meet ex-pec-tations
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Keith @kpro.bsky.social · 13h
One of the breast puns you’ve made on this app so far
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Keith @kpro.bsky.social · 13h
Happy Birthday!
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Keith @kpro.bsky.social · 15h
I want to find them online and rewatch to see if they are as scary as I remember them. I know the theater vampire won’t be, but some of the others might still be creepy enough
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Keith @kpro.bsky.social · 15h
Listening to the Heated Rivalry soundtrack at work today and seeing if any of my straight coworkers clock it
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Keith @kpro.bsky.social · 15h
Get over here
static.klipy.com
Baby Monkey Hugged by Adult Monkey
Alt: Monkey Hugged by Another Monkey
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Keith @kpro.bsky.social · 16h
For me it was the haunted pool episode of Are You Afraid of the Dark. I also had issues with the vampire in the theater and quicksilver episodes
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Keith @kpro.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Ok those sound amazing 🤤
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Keith @kpro.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Happy Birthday! That suit looks good on you!
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Keith @kpro.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
No, you’re not. If you let him go like that, then you end up coming home with 5 boxes of Torino’s pizza rolls that you don’t have the freezer room for
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Keith @kpro.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Ugh, Julie don’t be that girl
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Keith @kpro.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Happy Birthday! You wear that suit well!
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titsay 𓆏 @titsay.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
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Keith @kpro.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
The only good thing about this season has been Lawrence Cheney’s mental breakdown over all the plastic straps on their heels
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Keith @kpro.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Against my better judgement, I’m going to keep watching this season of Drag Race UK
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Keith @kpro.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
I also made them bunk beds since they’re ‘roommates’
Pokopia screenshot showing my ditto giving a thumbs up in front of some bunk beds
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Keith @kpro.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
I made a boxing gym for Machoke and Machamp and I’m pretty proud of it
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Keith @kpro.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Ted Lasso made me sad 😢
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Keith @kpro.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
I honestly regret donating to Ossoff and Warnock whatever year that was because I will never be able to get off of the text lists they placed me on
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Keith @kpro.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Happy Birthday! Hope it’s a great year!
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Keith @kpro.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
masochist
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Keith @kpro.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
I was gonna say finants, but I guess that falls under the same umbrella
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Keith @kpro.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
I was driving to work one day and realized there was a wasp in the car with me. I pulled into the first parking lot I could, got out and opened all the car doors. It took half an hour for it to fly out, but I was not getting back in with it lol
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Keith @kpro.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Bees and awkward social interactions. My two biggest fears 😱
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Sarah Andersen @sarahseeandersen.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
The image is of a four panel comic.
The first panel shows Sarah, the protagonist, working at a desk. A brain next to her says, "We need to take breaks!"
The second panel zooms in on Sarah's face. She is annoyed. She says, "What if I don't listen to you?"
The third panel shows the brain smiling.
The fourth panel shows the brain reaching towards a lever. The brain says, "I'LL MAKE YOU."
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Keith @kpro.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
🫂💛
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Keith @kpro.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
j****** o** > jellosh ots > jello shots
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Keith @kpro.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Yay!!! 🎉 Congratulations!!!
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Keith @kpro.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Happy Birthday! Hope you’re able to properly celebrate over the weekend!
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Keith @kpro.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
I say this as someone who considers Roy Kent one of my favorite characters of all time… Why is so much of this season dedicated to Roy and Keeley?!? I’ve enjoyed their storyline, but I feel like this first season should have been more about Ted and the team
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Keith @kpro.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
I had hoped that my vacation earlier this month would alleviate the burnout I’ve been experiencing, alas…
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Keith @kpro.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
They’re big fans of tight deadlines also
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Keith @kpro.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
I miss Kenzy too. He’s still sending gifts in Pokemon Go, so I at least know he’s still alive
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Keith @kpro.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
There were some great moments, but yeah, that was a bit of a slog towards the end
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Keith @kpro.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
That was certainly an episode of Game Changer. If the whole cast is begging for it to end, do you expect the audience to do anything different?
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Keith @kpro.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
PA Kaylin maintains icon status
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Keith @kpro.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
I wouldn’t know about most of the awful takes in this world if people would stop sharing them
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Keith @kpro.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Impatiently waiting for people to internalize that rage-sharing is the same as regular sharing. ie: “Look at this awful thing” is no different than “Look at this thing”
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Keith @kpro.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Monday Mourning 😔
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Keith @kpro.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
🫂💛
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Keith @kpro.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
The whole week I was in NYC, I did not get carded once. Really cemented the fact that I’m now 40 lol
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Keith @kpro.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Russian Doll meme edited to say, “mattsego. What a concept”
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Keith @kpro.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
It’s not healthy for you to feel this way
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Keith @kpro.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Oh my god! How was she?!?
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Keith @kpro.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
I’m watching this week’s Smartpants and I need 5min alone with Paul Robalino’s phone
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Keith @kpro.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Thank you for bringing this to my attention
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Keith @kpro.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
I’m considering a social media break. But I’m also considering creating a new Instagram account so take that with a grain of salt
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Keith @kpro.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
You got this!
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Keith @kpro.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
If there are any cute otters, send pics
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