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Keith

@kpro.bsky.social
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Gay • Texan • Nerd • Nap Enthusiast • Prepotente stan • he/him Driving slow cause the songs not over

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Keith @kpro.bsky.social · 2h
The only good thing about this season has been Lawrence Cheney’s mental breakdown over all the plastic straps on their heels
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Keith @kpro.bsky.social · 4h
Against my better judgement, I’m going to keep watching this season of Drag Race UK
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Keith @kpro.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
I made a boxing gym for Machoke and Machamp and I’m pretty proud of it
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Keith @kpro.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Ted Lasso made me sad 😢
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Sarah Andersen @sarahseeandersen.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
The image is of a four panel comic.
The first panel shows Sarah, the protagonist, working at a desk. A brain next to her says, "We need to take breaks!"
The second panel zooms in on Sarah's face. She is annoyed. She says, "What if I don't listen to you?"
The third panel shows the brain smiling.
The fourth panel shows the brain reaching towards a lever. The brain says, "I'LL MAKE YOU."
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Keith @kpro.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
I say this as someone who considers Roy Kent one of my favorite characters of all time… Why is so much of this season dedicated to Roy and Keeley?!? I’ve enjoyed their storyline, but I feel like this first season should have been more about Ted and the team
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Keith @kpro.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
I had hoped that my vacation earlier this month would alleviate the burnout I’ve been experiencing, alas…
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Keith @kpro.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
That was certainly an episode of Game Changer. If the whole cast is begging for it to end, do you expect the audience to do anything different?
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Keith @kpro.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
PA Kaylin maintains icon status
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Keith @kpro.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Impatiently waiting for people to internalize that rage-sharing is the same as regular sharing. ie: “Look at this awful thing” is no different than “Look at this thing”
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Keith @kpro.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Monday Mourning 😔
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Keith @kpro.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
I’m watching this week’s Smartpants and I need 5min alone with Paul Robalino’s phone
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Keith @kpro.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
I’m considering a social media break. But I’m also considering creating a new Instagram account so take that with a grain of salt
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Keith @kpro.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
I watched Pokopia builds on my lunch break and now my mind is flooded with ideas, but I can’t do anything about them until I get off of work 😔
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Keith @kpro.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Catching up on Drag Race UK and I’m allowing myself 1 thirsty post for the new season… The Delta Quadrant could get it 🤷🏻‍♂️
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Keith @kpro.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
The over-eating to upset stomach pipeline
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Keith @kpro.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
I’m glad I have a standing desk at work because if I sat down right now I would immediately fall asleep
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Keith @kpro.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Is this something?
black text on a white background that might say “something”
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Keith @kpro.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
I’m begging advertisers to come up with a tennis themed commercial that isn’t a crowd of people looking left and right repeatedly
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Keith @kpro.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
I think Shelton is taking it 🎾
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Keith @kpro.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
I think Shelton is taking it 🎾
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Keith @kpro.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
I try to have a live and let live relationship with spiders, but why do they always approach me when I’m at my most vulnerable. I’m in the shower. I don’t have my glasses on so I can’t see very well. I’m wearing nothing but a fresh lather of soap so I can’t easily escape.
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Keith @kpro.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
So good! Well deserved!
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Keith @kpro.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Work tomorrow is gonna suck, but I need to see who wins this quarterfinal
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titsay 𓆏 @titsay.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
a potion is brewing
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Keith @kpro.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
Turning my alarms back on after a week of vacation
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Dog Meme Meme Dog
Alt: A crying dog pawing at a cell phone
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Nicholas Kole @nicholaskole.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
it's my birthday! you could share my art if you like, and maybe leave me a comment with something really beautiful you've seen this week?
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Keith @kpro.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
Back home from NYC and I will be spending the next 2 days sleeping and massaging my feet
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Keith @kpro.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
I got to add Diego Schwartzman and Alexandra Eala to the list
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Keith @kpro.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
It went 5 sets. Was a great match to watch!
US Open scorecard for Cobolli vs Comesana

Cobolli won in 5 sets
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Keith @kpro.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
Made it to the US Open
View of Armstrong stadium from my seat
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Keith @kpro.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
Vacation starts tomorrow! I’ll be in NYC for a week! Broadway, US Open, so many museums! We may have over scheduled 😅, but I am so excited!!!
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Keith @kpro.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
On Monday I was sad to be turning 40, but this week has really helped me see that there is so much more to be sad about 😭
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Keith @kpro.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
In some positive news, the impractical birthday gift I ordered for myself came in from Japan today
Photo of myself wearing a giant mage hat fashioned after Vivi’s from Final Fantasy 9
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Keith @kpro.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
It’s my birthday and I’m officially 40. Let the mid-life crisis begin!
Mirror selfie of a tired, slightly older gay man on his birthday
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Keith @kpro.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
My new favorite subreddit
r/dogsusingpillows
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Keith @kpro.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
I don’t know what I expected the drama in The Drama to be, but it certainly wasn’t that
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Keith @kpro.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
Monday PTO secured and Saturday brunch plans are set. To hell with this week, let’s bring on the weekend!
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Keith @kpro.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
For those interested in a video tour of my Pokopia Bubbly Basin build so far
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Keith @kpro.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
Tonight’s project. I love it, but I don’t think I’d like that much item density throughout the area. I need to figure out how to thin it out and still look good
A small dirt clearing among lush greenery. A small campfire sits in the middle  surrounded by a couple driftwood logs and a backpack.
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Keith @kpro.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
Are you Melissa Etheridge? Then no, you’re not the only one who…
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Spiff @spiff.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
A wonderful reminder of all the things we have that felt like miracles to those in the past. Also damn we as a society used to write with such imagination and flair.
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titsay 𓆏 @titsay.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
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Keith @kpro.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
Really happy with how this space is turning out! Still a lot of work to do out of frame tho 😮‍💨
Pokopia screenshot:
Ditto celebrating next to a small pond in a cave. There is a rocky cavern behind him overgrown with vines. Yellow lanterns hang in the air throughout the space
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Keith @kpro.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
Canada’s Drag Race continues to make amazing choices. The 5 in 1 format was awesome and I’m VERY happy with the winner!
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Keith @kpro.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
We, as queer people, get to choose… how we sit in a chair
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Keith @kpro.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
Damn! They really are just given’ them away for free!!!
Perfect IV Mewtwo
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Keith @kpro.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
There is a very thin line between lo-fi and old porn soundtracks
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Keith @kpro.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
And so begins another overly ambitious project 😮‍💨
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Keith @kpro.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
The problem with listening to a throwback radio station is that you WILL get Fergalicious stuck in your head and there is nothing you can do about it
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