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Made in Maine

@kpjordan.bsky.social
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My mom thinks I’m an exceptional young man.

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Made in Maine @kpjordan.bsky.social · 4h
Didn’t Eric Deters promise to bring down the Trump admin today? Did he fall out of a window?
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Made in Maine @kpjordan.bsky.social · 12h
Debates should be mandatory. You’re interviewing for a job. Town halls should be mandatory. It’s your performance review.
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Made in Maine @kpjordan.bsky.social · 16/10/2026
Oh shit 😆😆
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Made in Maine @kpjordan.bsky.social · 15/10/2026
Don’t you have billionaire boots to lick? Sellout.
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Made in Maine @kpjordan.bsky.social · 15/10/2026
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Made in Maine @kpjordan.bsky.social · 15/10/2026
You’re their employee. Might want to tone it down a bit.
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Made in Maine @kpjordan.bsky.social · 15/10/2026
This is…amazing
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Made in Maine @kpjordan.bsky.social · 15/10/2026
And just like that, a million MAGA guys lost their boners.
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Made in Maine @kpjordan.bsky.social · 15/10/2026
Lying before she even stepped behind the podium. Seems to be a perfect candidate for the job.
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Made in Maine @kpjordan.bsky.social · 15/10/2026
I want D.C. to be crawling with forensic accountants for the next decade until every one of these fucks is behind bars.
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Made in Maine @kpjordan.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
They don’t care. Epstein survivors have given endless testimony and there’s been zero accountability. We have Trump on tape discussing sexual assault. They feel invincible to scrutiny and we’ve given them no reason to think there will be any consequences.
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Made in Maine @kpjordan.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
@merriam-webster.com, please update your definition accordingly.
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Made in Maine @kpjordan.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
The cameras don’t show the alligator in hot pursuit.
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Made in Maine @kpjordan.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
My nostrils and ears have officially taken over all hair production for my head.
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Made in Maine @kpjordan.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
“You’ll have more money in your pockets when we hate crime you, so it’s all good.”
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Made in Maine @kpjordan.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
When this shitshow is behind us, we need to get down on our knees and thank @normeisen.bsky.social and @marcelias.bsky.social for putting themselves between us and all-out fascism.
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Made in Maine @kpjordan.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
I’m 47, any discssions happening about the 22%+ decrease I’ll be facing after paying into the fund for 5 decades?
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Made in Maine @kpjordan.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
Incredibly creepy and disturbing photo
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Made in Maine @kpjordan.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
Notice it’s all women who have this type of courage. Long past time for female leadership in this country.
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Made in Maine @kpjordan.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
What a child.
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Made in Maine @kpjordan.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
That you, Fox News?
foxnews.com
American-made goods also got more expensive under Trump tariffs, new research finds
Federal Reserve Bank of New York research shows Trump tariffs added 2.9 percentage points to consumer goods inflation through February 2026.
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Made in Maine @kpjordan.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
Love this for him.
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Made in Maine @kpjordan.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
And now she’ll enjoy a special “stipend” for keeping her gross mouth shut
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Made in Maine @kpjordan.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
Exactly what a rapist would say
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Made in Maine @kpjordan.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
Kind of like Elon “founded” Tesla.
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Made in Maine @kpjordan.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
Columbus discovered America like Elon founded Tesla.
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Made in Maine @kpjordan.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Sorry, completely distracted by the vagina under his chin.
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Made in Maine @kpjordan.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Were they all caught in a house fire together?
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Made in Maine @kpjordan.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
You’re a grandfather. Stop being a fucking creep.
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Made in Maine @kpjordan.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Creeper 🤮
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Made in Maine @kpjordan.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
I’d love to see him try and pull-start a mower
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Made in Maine @kpjordan.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Imagine being a smart guy that needs to act like a moron to be relatable
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Made in Maine @kpjordan.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Guess they liked paying $787M for lying to the American public
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Made in Maine @kpjordan.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Trailers don’t have attics.
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Made in Maine @kpjordan.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
When the investigations begin, I take great comfort knowing this administration is WAY too stupid to have covered its tracks.
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Made in Maine @kpjordan.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Tariffs serve two purposes: create a revenue stream outside of Congress’ purview, and allow shakedowns of business leaders.
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Made in Maine @kpjordan.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Believe me, no one would like to see her gone more than I.
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Made in Maine @kpjordan.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Fawning over the guy for going on a bullshit redemption tour so he can sell his book. Nice.
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Made in Maine @kpjordan.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Sadly, I think you would have been a great senator. Rural Maine will continue to vote against its own interests and old Republicans can’t unglue themselves from Fox. Collins will continue her reign of failure.
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Made in Maine @kpjordan.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Finally, some rich person problems! I was getting sooo tired of all these whiners talking about losing their jobs, homes and healthcare. Congrats on getting through this really tough period in your life, it took immeasurable strength.
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Made in Maine @kpjordan.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
WH Response: “Libs cry over “treason-lite’.”
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Made in Maine @kpjordan.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
I mean, sure, it sounds bad when you put it THAT way…
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Made in Maine @kpjordan.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
He’ll come back with Putin’s penis.
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Made in Maine @kpjordan.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Never underestimate the Patriots’ ability to screw up a good start.
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Made in Maine @kpjordan.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
November is coming, you rat fucks
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Made in Maine @kpjordan.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
I co-sign these picks. Loved seeing Highly Suspect on there.
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Made in Maine @kpjordan.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
He did chuckle once when Schmitt doubled down on the Hawks thing. It was almost jarring, I didn’t know his mouth could bend that way.
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Made in Maine @kpjordan.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Man I love that you’re doing this.
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Made in Maine @kpjordan.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
They’ll just tell you to start making your own coffee.
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Made in Maine @kpjordan.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
This Ohio State vs. Atlanta Hawks game is off to a killer start.
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