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kyle pellét

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died tragically rescuing his family from wreckage of a destroyed sinking battleship

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kyle pellét @kpellet.bsky.social · 1h
Is that typo your way of saying he has a drinking problem?
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kyle pellét @kpellet.bsky.social · 3h
Trump is funding Putin's continued war to take Ukraine to fight high diesel prices caused by Trump's idiotic attack on Iran and its disastrous drag on Republicans for the midterms.
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kyle pellét @kpellet.bsky.social · 7h
Go eat a Big Beef and Cheddar from Arby's instead.
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kyle pellét @kpellet.bsky.social · 7h
This Kyle never would have done such a thing.
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kyle pellét @kpellet.bsky.social · 7h
Well sure, have you tried to get through the Holland Tunnel at rush hour?
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kyle pellét @kpellet.bsky.social · 10h
There are a lot of tells that show you he's a fake tough guy, but the fact that he's often spotted holding a stress ball while doing this is a big one. Just trying ever-so-hard to not cry with rage at the slightest pushback.
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kyle pellét @kpellet.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
One of the best movie experiences of my life was sneaking into my roommate's film class to see a mystery, unreleased movie that turned out to be Zodiac. Awesome surprise.
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kyle pellét @kpellet.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Not as weird as Arte Moreno, billionaire soon-to-be former Angels owner, who lives in a subdivision next to an office park and hotel near Phoenix.
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kyle pellét @kpellet.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
My cousin went from Taco Bell corporate to Chipotle after they moved to NB and then got laid-off when their revenue dipped. Didn't stop them from giving the CEO his huge bonus though.
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kyle pellét @kpellet.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
The CEO of Starbucks used to run Chipotle. He moved Chipotle's HQ to Newport Beach specifically so that he wouldn't have to live in Denver. I'm going to guess he's doing this so he can work from Fashion Island instead of flying to Seattle all the time.
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kyle pellét @kpellet.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
He moved Chipotle HQ from Denver to Newport Beach so he could spend more time at his house. Are sure he's not doing this just so he can work from Fashion Island instead of flying to Seattle all the time?
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kyle pellét @kpellet.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Trump loves sticking up for adults who abused teenagers.
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kyle pellét @kpellet.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
The replies defending the idea that it's cheaper to eat out than to cook for one person are wild. I think some of them think you have to buy every ingredient every time for every meal.
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kyle pellét @kpellet.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
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kyle pellét @kpellet.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
The new font used for the Instagram logo is bad and makes the ra look like an overly-stylized w. I will not be taking questions.
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kyle pellét @kpellet.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
I'm pretty sure Spotify, which owns The Ringer, stopped allowing Ringer podcasts to use audio clips from movies and TV on their podcasts. IIRC, there was a point where they stopped & it took a while for hosts to get used to the change. Someone in Stockholm really doesn't like fair use.
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kyle pellét @kpellet.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
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kyle pellét @kpellet.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
It's from @realinfowars.bsky.social which has been bought by The Onion after Alex Jones lost his huge liability cases over claiming Sandy Hook was fake.
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kyle pellét @kpellet.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Guilty as charged.
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kyle pellét @kpellet.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Oh no, they got me.
Screenshot showing that Amazon knows I replace the air filters in my house regularly.
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kyle pellét @kpellet.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Is it true they wanted Elon to be the only knob in the company?
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kyle pellét @kpellet.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Side note while we're here, I started watching Somebody Somewhere recently and Fred Rococo is the best. You can may have even undersold the greatness of Murray Hill's performance on DBF.
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kyle pellét @kpellet.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
I'm very out of the loop on YouTube (I only really use it for Taskmaster & auto/home repair videos). Might also be like the phenomenon reported a couple years ago of people who want to be paid for product placement doing fake ads to game other companies into thinking they're people worth paying.
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kyle pellét @kpellet.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
I know lots of people who can't enjoy something without knowing that others rate it well or vouch for it. Otherwise they spend all their time thinking they've missed out on something better.
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kyle pellét @kpellet.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Feels like a symptom of what I'll call "optimization culture." If you see the button you know they have enough of an audience that you can feel like it's worth your time to watch. Same as only eating somewhere only after you've gone through yelp ratings for every place w/in 10 mi before you choose.
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kyle pellét @kpellet.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
I'm not sure anyone does satire as hard as Heidecker. He's so deep into it that basically anyone who doesn't know it's a bit will not being to get that it's a bit.
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kyle pellét @kpellet.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
In the clip he starts by saying the war and high gas prices are a small price to pay so the stuff about LA and SD seems more like he's trying to say he's stopped Iran from possibly taking out major cities. Not that they had that capability. bsky.app/profile/atrupar.com/post/3…
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kyle pellét @kpellet.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Skinny pants (era 1.0) were an extreme outlier in the long history of short fashion cycles. Not sure why people are surprised that other cycles aren't as long.
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kyle pellét @kpellet.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Dallas Raines has been the main meteorologist at my parents's preferred TV network for the entirety of my 42 years. Amazing that he's still out there tanned like George Hamilton doing the local weather.
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kyle pellét @kpellet.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
I haven't hit my 40s just to be controlled by big fashion. I'll be wearing the same slim but not skinny pants until they toss my corpse in a composter.
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kyle pellét @kpellet.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Saw Indiana Jones and the Last Crusade in the theater just before I turned 5. Martin Donovan transforming after choosing the wrong cup is the first (and heretofore only) time I've ever been truly scared of something I saw on screen.
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kyle pellét @kpellet.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Watching the Scorsese documentary on Apple and I was not prepared to see Martin Scorsese directing Raging Bull in a Clash t-shirt. Feels like a cultural crossing of the streams that couldn't have happened.
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kyle pellét @kpellet.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Every person I've ever heard brag about their IQ is among the biggest losers anywhere in the world, even the ones for whom it is true.
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kyle pellét @kpellet.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
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kyle pellét @kpellet.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
This is a meme for an audience of one (me, I'm the one).
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kyle pellét @kpellet.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Been thinking about this one since I saw it.
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kyle pellét @kpellet.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Not all of the stereotypes about guys from Huntington Beach being terrible are true, but Tony Gonzalez is from HB and is terrible.
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kyle pellét @kpellet.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Always funny that Netflix, the company that tried to launch Qwikster, has media named after how you'd spell the sound that plays when you launch Netflix.
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kyle pellét @kpellet.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
The evolution from this to the totally safe Snoopy-centered merch licensing brand that Peanuts is now is quite the journey.
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kyle pellét @kpellet.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
They're doing so many Watergates while also arguing Watergate was fine actually. bsky.app/profile/kylegriffin1.bsky.…
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kyle pellét @kpellet.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Extremely gross that we haven't outlawed this nationally.
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kyle pellét @kpellet.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
The only people left who will work for Trump are drawn entirely from the supporting actor casting pool for a Safdie brothers movie.
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kyle pellét @kpellet.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
In the middle of looking to change jobs so I have to check LinkedIn and I cannot for the life of me get that dumb site to stop recommending roles at Luckey's war crime technology company.
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kyle pellét @kpellet.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Sometimes the internet can be good, but a lot of the time it's "racists with tiny churches have huge online followings through online videos & podcasts." These losers have almost zero influence in their actual communities but can spread a lot of garbage very far, very quickly online.
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kyle pellét @kpellet.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Neon Golden was in heavy rotation my freshman year of college. That and the first Interpol album.
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kyle pellét @kpellet.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
In middle school I bought a USPS uniform shirt at a thrift shop and didn't realize until I was home that it was a women's shirt because it buttoned on the opposite side. Feels pretty sexist to me. 😉
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kyle pellét @kpellet.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
I'm not planning to run tomorrow, but there's a small part of me that's annoyed I'm currently 0.01 miles below my August total in September.
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kyle pellét @kpellet.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Snuck in a trail run this evening. Spooked a deer and a bobcat.
Took this trail photo while catching my breath and wiping sweat from my eyes.
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kyle pellét @kpellet.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Not that weird that his son hired him.
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kyle pellét @kpellet.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
And yet most conservative Christians will still believe it when maga tells them this administration is the most pro-Christian administration in our history.
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