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Just who says that a Press Secretary needs to be literate or have a better vocabulary than an 8 year old or to be informative and engaging or to be honest or candid or to not be a Chinese spy or

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Kpantsvp @kpantsvp.bsky.social · 10/10/2026

The first requirement to win is being able to spell “Nobel” correctly. ❌ #Dotard

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Kpantsvp @kpantsvp.bsky.social · 09/10/2026

Us: We just want healthcare. #Republicans: Live snuff films it is!

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Kpantsvp @kpantsvp.bsky.social · 08/10/2026

This is a “fuck Michael Tracey” account btw. #believeJaneDoe #Cornell57

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Kpantsvp @kpantsvp.bsky.social · 08/10/2026

The only acceptable age-gaps depicted in popular culture contain Gillian Anderson.

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Kpantsvp @kpantsvp.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

I had to turn on the furnace today, resentfully. #pnw #autumn

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Kpantsvp @kpantsvp.bsky.social · 19/08/2026

I’m watching the movie about teens invading the home of a multigenerational family of displaced meat industry workers, with the latter making the best of it, in high spirits all the way.

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Kpantsvp @kpantsvp.bsky.social · 19/08/2026

Happy The Texas Chain Saw Massacre Day to all whom celebrate. #tcmday

The Texas Chain Saw Massacre teens, mid-massacre.

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Kpantsvp @kpantsvp.bsky.social · 18/08/2026

My Roman Empire is this photo prop from Twin Peaks: The Return #twinpeaks #wallybrando

Prop “family photo” from Twin Peaks: The Return of character Wally Brando (which is just Michael Cera’s face on a baby).

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FANGORIA @fangoria.bsky.social · 17/08/2026

Goodnight to our friend Screaming Mad George. An entire generation of horror fans were birthed from your blend of surrealism and carnality. Your contributions to the genre flowed from the grotesque to the dynamically impossible. We hope you know you were loved by genre fans around the world.

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Gail Simone @gailsimone.bsky.social · 12/08/2026

I don't want to be judgy or mean but seriously, fuck transphobes forever, they are awful.

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Kpantsvp @kpantsvp.bsky.social · 12/08/2026

It was me y’all. I taught Michael Myers how to drive.

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Kpantsvp @kpantsvp.bsky.social · 04/08/2026

C’mon folks, let’s listen to family-ostracized, RFK JR-glazing, walking talking CTE PSA Aaron Rodgers on all things immunology and virology. #fauci

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Kpantsvp @kpantsvp.bsky.social · 27/07/2026

In my many decades on this earth, I’ve learned to trust my instincts, as they are *never* wrong. Yesterday my instincts screamed at me to buy champagne. #ticktock #anydaynow #highwaytohell

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Kpantsvp @kpantsvp.bsky.social · 17/07/2026

Hey #traitorTrump thanks for confirming Russian helped you cheat in both 2016 and 2020, and that we need to fully recount the 2024 results. Nobody scores a self-goal like you.

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Christopher Webb @cwebbonline.com · 15/07/2026

Quote of the day: “I am his lawyer.” ~ Todd Blanche, Attorney General nominee

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Kpantsvp @kpantsvp.bsky.social · 15/07/2026

I just snapped my One Wish Willow and said “I wish all my enemies were dead” and n

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Alt National Park Service @altnps.bsky.social · 09/07/2026

You all keep fighting for us, and we just want to do the same. The way you care about our parks, forests, and wildlife inspires us every single day.

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Kpantsvp @kpantsvp.bsky.social · 03/07/2026

I’m being audited for non-payment of tax. Cheese tax. The Auditor:

Eager smiling lab/shepherd mix asking for the cheese tax.

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Kpantsvp @kpantsvp.bsky.social · 27/06/2026

Repost a movie from the 70s that stars with a B BLOOD AND LACE 🔨🩸

Poster for the 1971 grindhouse horror film Blood and Lace

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STARLOG @starlogmedia.bsky.social · 24/06/2026

THE FUTURE IS BACK. Fifty years ago, STARLOG went behind the scenes of alternate worlds for the first time. Now it's back, exploring the visionary sci-fi and cutting-edge science that inspire what comes next. The future will be wild. You'll be ready for it because you read STARLOG.

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FANGORIA @fangoria.bsky.social · 22/06/2026

If horror has a hero, it’s Bruce Campbell. Today we celebrate the birth of an enduring actor, producer, and legend. Happy birthday, sir, and thanks for changing the face (especially the chin) of the genre. We love you!

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Kpantsvp @kpantsvp.bsky.social · 20/06/2026

When I’m asked for my emergency contact.

Donald Sutherland standing next to a chalkboard with “Satan” on it. Still from Animal House.

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Kpantsvp @kpantsvp.bsky.social · 15/06/2026

So how many Republicans have spoken out against the vile, racist, misogynist, trans-phobic comments uttered on THE WHTE HOUSE LAWN about a former First Lady? We’ll wait.

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Dr Sean Travers @seanjetravers.bsky.social · 07/06/2026

Overheard people talking about Widow’s Bay, turns out they were discussing bay windows ☹️

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Kpantsvp @kpantsvp.bsky.social · 12/06/2026

Happy anniversary to the premiere of Coven and to the premiere of Coven only. #AmericanMovie

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Dr Sean Travers @seanjetravers.bsky.social · 07/06/2026

Before and after seeing The Backrooms

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andy vs. @im-all-id.me · 01/06/2026

i'm selling my Fix Your Hearts or Die shirt on etsy <3 happy pride y'all 🌈 www.etsy.com/listing/4484...

"Fix Your Hearts or Die" in Twin Peaks-style lettering, brown with green border. Gordon Cole's face in halftone black and white dot pattern

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Kpantsvp @kpantsvp.bsky.social · 30/05/2026

My springtime outdoor hobby is walking face-first into spider webs.

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Kpantsvp @kpantsvp.bsky.social · 26/05/2026

Give Indie Navarrette the Oscar already, sheesh. #ObsessionMovie

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Kpantsvp @kpantsvp.bsky.social · 25/05/2026

Eesh. (complimentary 👍👍)

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Kimberly @crazysexyghoul.bsky.social · 20/05/2026

Knowing convenience freaks won’t listen, I will still say we all need to stop using Google immediately. One giant corporation directly controlling the vast majority of the population’s media is bad. Like really really bad. techcrunch.com/2026/05/19/g...

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Google Search as you know it is over | TechCrunch

Google is transforming Search from a list of links into an AI-powered experience filled with conversational answers, autonomous agents, and interactive interfaces — a shift that could further reduce t...

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Kpantsvp @kpantsvp.bsky.social · 29/04/2026

Me: I’m burned out, I could use some guided hallucination. Normal person: I think you mean guided meditation? Me: I said what I said. 🗺️🍄

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Grymoria of the Neo-Nether @grymoria.blacksky.app · 07/04/2026

At this point, there's literally no reason for someone to be apolitical. People shouldn't be apolitical in the first place, but at this point, there's literally no reason for you to be. Politics will always come for you regardless of how you feel.

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Kpantsvp @kpantsvp.bsky.social · 03/04/2026

My short review of “Hunting Matthew Nichols” is that you should just go watch “Lake Mungo” again instead. 💫 #horrorsky

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Dr Sean Travers @seanjetravers.bsky.social · 30/03/2026

When Daylight Savings steals an hour of your sleep

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Kpantsvp @kpantsvp.bsky.social · 30/03/2026

Me: “I’m not sure why this online #dating stuff isn’t working out for me.” Also me: “This woman used an adjective when she should’ve used an adverb - unmatch.”

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Kpantsvp @kpantsvp.bsky.social · 26/03/2026

I’m just gonna follow that corgi.

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Kpantsvp @kpantsvp.bsky.social · 28/02/2026

R.I.P. #DanSimmons. “Song of Kali” is a gutwrenching treatise on the both the allure and horrific futility of vengeance and violence that will stay with you long after you put it down.

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Kpantsvp @kpantsvp.bsky.social · 26/02/2026

This is a “FUCK Jill Stein” account btw

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