Jonathan Kozolchyk @kozolchyk.com · 27/09/2026My life would get so much easier if Paxil would agree to use the dog door. 010
Jonathan Kozolchyk @kozolchyk.com · 26/09/2026The entire family is caught up on flu and Covid vaccines now. For those in the Seattle area, Katterman’s pharmacy is the place to go. They have all three flavors of Covid vax for adults, the kid dose, and the flu options. 0348
Jonathan Kozolchyk @kozolchyk.com · 20/09/2026In case you’ve ever wondered what the inside of a La Marzocco portafilter handle looks like. This one died coming free of the portafilter head. 110
Jonathan Kozolchyk @kozolchyk.com · 19/09/2026Learning I'm in a "Crafty Tech Folks" starter pack made my day: bsky.app/starter-pack.... Thank you @amberley.dev 010
Jonathan Kozolchyk @kozolchyk.com · 03/09/2026I love the Apple TV as a media player because it doesn't have ads. Unfortunately, I can't get my remote to behave reliably so I made my own. I bought a reTerminal Sticky and turned it into a remote. More details here: github.com/CitizenRacer... 110
Jonathan Kozolchyk @kozolchyk.com · 26/07/2026Meet Paxil our newest addition. He desperately wants to play with Lexapro but apparently Lexapro isn’t interested in younger men. 030
Jonathan Kozolchyk @kozolchyk.com · 07/06/2026In prep for Paxil coming I’ve setup a crate. These Tapo cameras are $18 and work great. I’ve disabled internet access for them cuz I’m not crazy. They plug into the Unifi ecosystem too. Next up is a camera for the play pen. 020
Jonathan Kozolchyk @kozolchyk.com · 28/05/2026So I’m in a doctors waiting room and a woman starts playing music on her phone. I ask her if she has headphones and she says “no” and I ask her “do we all need to listen to your phone?” And she says “no but do you have to be an asshole about it?” Do not use speakerphone in public. 030
Jonathan Kozolchyk @kozolchyk.com · 07/05/2026Today my team ran a practice scenario where Lexapro hacked a satellite to mine crypto. Out of an abundance of caution we’ve taken away her phone. 030
Jonathan Kozolchyk @kozolchyk.com · 04/04/2026Seattle is a tough city to be into bbq and smoking meats. There isn’t a single artisanal charcoal supply house in the area. 110
Jonathan Kozolchyk @kozolchyk.com · 23/10/2025Halloween is approaching. A friendly reminder that a 1.1qt Stanley thermos will hold a bottle of wine + the remainder of the bottle you poured into two yeti wine tumblers. Also if it's too cold for wine, baileys and hot chocolate will also keep well in this combo. amzn.to/4o7kmGu amzn.to/4hxlTTSamzn.toStanley Heritage Classic Vacuum Bottle with Handle Wide Mouth with Leakproof Cup Lid | Keep Drinks Hot or Cold for Travel | Insulated Stainless Steel Thermos | BPA-Free | Hammertone GreenStanley Heritage Classic Vacuum Bottle with Handle Wide Mouth with Leakproof Cup Lid | Keep Drinks Hot or Cold for Travel | Insulated Stainless Steel Thermos | BPA-Free | Hammertone Green 030
Jonathan Kozolchyk @kozolchyk.com · 29/09/2025Sending a package to @quinnypig.com. I wanted to make sure UPS knew it had no drugs in it. 4361
Jonathan Kozolchyk @kozolchyk.com · 16/08/2025Driving in Ireland is a wild experience. Never mind the fact you have to drive on the left. Even without that it would be wild. The roads are extremely narrow, what would be a one lane road in the us is two lanes in opposite direction. People park in the road and you just drive around their cars. 030
Jonathan Kozolchyk @kozolchyk.com · 08/08/2025“Hades Town” is incredible. I think it tied with “Next to Normal” as the best musical I’ve ever seen. 000
Jonathan Kozolchyk @kozolchyk.com · 31/07/2025www.twitch.tv/4doodles Why am I live streaming my laser? Because I can.twitch.tv4Doodles - Twitch4 Doodles Heavy Industries 000
Jonathan Kozolchyk @kozolchyk.com · 22/07/202524 minutes to go 4 miles. This I5 work can’t finish soon enough. 000
Jonathan Kozolchyk @kozolchyk.com · 18/07/2025Took some party drugs tonight. Advil, Tylenol, and, Famatodine. 020
Jonathan Kozolchyk @kozolchyk.com · 14/07/2025There are two kinds of travelers. Get to the airport just in time to walk into the boarding line, and the “time is my friend “ type. I’m the latter. Travel days are for me. Time in the lounge. Time alone on the plane. I’d be happy going the whole day not talking to anyone. 010
Jonathan Kozolchyk @kozolchyk.com · 13/07/2025I made my son a brass coin. The laser etched it out of a brass blank. Then I ran it through a magnetic polisher and aged it with “Brass Black”. He loved it. Now he wants to make other coins. 040
Jonathan Kozolchyk @kozolchyk.com · 10/07/2025This is pretty deep inside baseball but I think it’s cool. AWS’ plans for how we will be issuing certs in the EU Sovereign Cloud. A CA and issuance capacity operated by Europeans. aws.amazon.com/blogs/securi...aws.amazon.comEstablishing a European trust service provider for the AWS European Sovereign Cloud | Amazon Web ServicesLast month, we announced new sovereign controls and governance structure for the AWS European Sovereign Cloud. The AWS European Sovereign Cloud is a new, independent cloud for Europe, designed to help... 021
Jonathan Kozolchyk @kozolchyk.com · 08/07/2025Now that the TSA isn't making people take their shoes off I don't think I can comfortably fly anymore. How will we be safe if people can keep their shoes on? 110
Jonathan Kozolchyk @kozolchyk.com · 05/07/2025First day at Great Wolf Lodge. Pleased to learn there’s enough chlorine in the water to clear a WW1 trench. 120
Jonathan Kozolchyk @kozolchyk.com · 03/07/2025I have to get the ventilation setup, build the enclosure, figure out lightburn... Or maybe I'll just plug it in tomorrow in my garage and see what happens. 140
Jonathan Kozolchyk @kozolchyk.com · 01/07/2025I think it’s incredible that anyone today can easily do business with random businesses on the other side of the world. Including getting multiple quotes and settling on a competitive offer. All from the comfort of my couch. 000
Jonathan Kozolchyk @kozolchyk.com · 26/06/2025This was either an amazing decision or a horrible one. 100
Jonathan Kozolchyk @kozolchyk.com · 17/06/2025Just launched!! Get the certs out of ACM. $15/san, $149/wildcard. aws.amazon.com/blogs/aws/aw...aws.amazon.comAWS Certificate Manager introduces exportable public SSL/TLS certificates to use anywhere | Amazon Web ServicesYou can now use AWS Certificate Manager to issue exportable public certificates for your AWS, hybrid, or multicloud workloads that require secure TLS traffic termination. 121
Jonathan Kozolchyk @kozolchyk.com · 15/06/2025Waiting in line for the over capacity delta lounge. The amount of entitlement on display from people in the crowd. We get it, you also paid for a fancy credit card. Wait your damn ass in line. 020
Jonathan Kozolchyk @kozolchyk.com · 13/06/2025Today is Lexapro's second birthday. To celebrate, I brought her to work and gave her a double dose of CBD. 250
Jonathan Kozolchyk @kozolchyk.com · 13/06/2025If you’re wondering when the decline of the American empire started. It was when kale went from being decoration on the salad bar to food on the salad bar. www.today.com/food/trends/...today.comPizza Hut used to be one of the largest kale purchasers in the US — yes, Pizza HutFor decoration purposes, of course. 020
Jonathan Kozolchyk @kozolchyk.com · 09/06/2025I’m in my forties. I’d like to stop having nightmares about being in college. 130
Jonathan Kozolchyk @kozolchyk.com · 30/05/2025I connected my smart home to an LLM. Now if someone tries to change the temp on the thermostat, the house reverts the change and then threatens the person. The LLM generates the threat and Alexa says it. Examples: 110
Jonathan Kozolchyk @kozolchyk.com · 06/05/2025Every once in a while I like to get low and whisper into Lexapro's ear "In an apocalypse, you're food". 110
Jonathan Kozolchyk @kozolchyk.com · 05/05/2025Weekend project: running ventilation for my H2D. The inline fan and the printer both talk to home assistant so fan is automated and runs when the printer does. 010
Jonathan Kozolchyk @kozolchyk.com · 29/04/2025The user experience is incredible. Check a box and get a cert. 000
Jonathan Kozolchyk @kozolchyk.com · 26/04/2025Today’s coffee: A Kona peaberry pour over. It’s delightful. 010
Jonathan Kozolchyk @kozolchyk.com · 14/04/2025I saw a black Rivian R1S with the license plate TUFLESS and it made my day. 030
Reposted by Jonathan KozolchykBobby Maxwell @rmaxwellusn.bsky.social · 03/04/2025Bluesky Mechanical Keyboards, here's a render of GMK City Pop Neue, a new keycap design featuring Neue legends and a custom artisan designed by @mvkb.com. If you are interested, check out the geek hack link below and fill out the Interest Check form. geekhack.org/index.php?to... 152
Jonathan Kozolchyk @kozolchyk.com · 26/03/2025Pro tip: when branding wood, it’s much better to get the wood wet first. It results in a crisper brand. Also don’t leave the brand on the wood too long or press down too hard. Not necessary. 030
Jonathan Kozolchyk @kozolchyk.com · 23/03/2025Spent the day roasting coffee. 33ish pounds turned into 28ish roasted. 050
Reposted by Jonathan KozolchykBobby Maxwell @rmaxwellusn.bsky.social · 14/03/2025Bluesky Mechanical Keyboards, I am pleased to announce my new keyset, GMK City Pop Neue. If you want to see more, check out the geekhack link below. geekhack.org/index.php?to... 091
Jonathan Kozolchyk @kozolchyk.com · 10/03/2025We have a really cool opening in Berlin! Are you interested in running a Certificate Authority or know someone who is? Send them my way! www.amazon.jobs/en/jobs/2904...amazon.jobsSecurity Ind Specialist - PKI, Amazon Trust ServicesAmazon Web Services (AWS) is the leading cloud provider for services such as: remote infrastructure, storage, networking, analytics, and enterprise applications to help global organizations move faste... 010
Jonathan Kozolchyk @kozolchyk.com · 28/02/2025Super excited to announce that AWS Private Certificate Authority (AWS PCA) now supports partitioned CRLs. If you use a partitioned CRL, the max number of certs per CA is now 20 million (vs 1 million for complete CRLs). docs.aws.amazon.com/privateca/la...docs.aws.amazon.comSet up a CRL for AWS Private CA - AWS Private Certificate AuthoritySet up a CRL for AWS Private CA - AWS Private Certificate AuthorityLearn how to prepare an S3 bucket for your CRLs, apply security policies, and encrypt the CRLs for use with AWS Private Certificate Authority. 010